Purred: Wed Dec 6, '06 10:47am PST |
 |  |  |  | Vishus Deer Report---Eufaula, Oklahoma
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Steady my kitty frends. Aunt Sissy's boyfriend, the Vishus Deer Killer, has brought back this nooz from hunting seesun.
Around the woods of Lake Eufaula there is a familee of mutant Vishus Deer. The sticks on thare heads are all wrong. On one side thay are short but on the other side thay are crazee long! Thay are most serrtenly dangeruss.
You could be stairing at them wondering "Why are their sticks shaped like that?" and then next thing you know you're dinner!
But thare is hope.
Friends of the Vishus Deer Killer are right now in the woods tracking these mutants. Thay have cammeras and gajits to find them and when thay do they will take them down. Thay don't want the mutant dee enn aye to multiply.
I, for one, am thankfull for those brayve humans... |  |  |  |  |
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