The Vishus Deer Nayburhood Watch Groop

  
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Pixel May

The Feline- Jewelry Bandit
 
 
Purred: Sun Dec 3, '06 9:36am PST 
The vishus rabbits (especially of Caerbannog) are a serious threat to cats everywhere just like vishus deer. From what I've read, rabbits here are cousins of the Rabbit of Caerbannog! We live next to a nature perserve where vishus deer and vishus rabbits have been spotted. They are even brave enough to walk up to humans! Probably trying to put our beloved humans under a spell with their laser eyes!

Here's a video of the killer rabbit of Caerbannog! I'd cry if my human fell victimt to this rabbit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V3NJi3WRKY

Skeezix

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Sun Dec 3, '06 8:30pm PST 
Yoo know, I think my frend Bravely Sir Robin is familyur with that vishus rabit!

Dutchess

snooty puss
 
 
Purred: Sun Dec 3, '06 11:56pm PST 
CHEESEANDRICE!!!!!

I've soiled myself too!


Pixel May

The Feline- Jewelry Bandit
 
 
Purred: Mon Dec 4, '06 8:20am PST 
Another deer attacks a human!
http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_326222640.html

I think I understand what the deer are trying to do! They are attacking humans (our food supply and protection) and trying to injure them (put them in the hospital) so the deer can get to us .. little juicy kitties! *hides under the couch shaking*

Everykitty should tell their humans not to approach these deers! The humans in the news video said the deer has "glossed over eyes".

Edited by author Mon Dec 4, '06 8:28am PST


Smudge

Sweet Cheeks !!
 
 
Purred: Mon Dec 4, '06 3:08pm PST 
Hi all We dont have these deer in our gardens in the UK the only thing we get is Squirrels but I will be sure to send realllllly bad vibes all the way from the UK to these deer
love n Purrs
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Stevie

I'm Stevie, the- one-eyed wonder!
 
 
Purred: Mon Dec 4, '06 6:57pm PST 
We had a vishus deer break into our back yard three years ago. He broke down the fence with the sticks on his head and ripped the pool cover in his fury. I'm glad to know that there are kitties out there to help keep an eye out for these awful vishus deer!

I need all the help I can get, since I only have one eye.

Chloe

Senorita Puffy- Pants
 
 
Purred: Tue Dec 5, '06 3:23pm PST 
Louis you'd better be careful deer have come into our downtown on more than one ocassion! Keep up your gaurd and get some repellant if you can!

Mr. Echo

Littelschitt
 
 
Purred: Wed Dec 6, '06 10:47am PST 
Vishus Deer Report---Eufaula, Oklahoma
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Steady my kitty frends. Aunt Sissy's boyfriend, the Vishus Deer Killer, has brought back this nooz from hunting seesun.

Around the woods of Lake Eufaula there is a familee of mutant Vishus Deer. The sticks on thare heads are all wrong. On one side thay are short but on the other side thay are crazee long! Thay are most serrtenly dangeruss.

You could be stairing at them wondering "Why are their sticks shaped like that?" and then next thing you know you're dinner!

But thare is hope.

Friends of the Vishus Deer Killer are right now in the woods tracking these mutants. Thay have cammeras and gajits to find them and when thay do they will take them down. Thay don't want the mutant dee enn aye to multiply.

I, for one, am thankfull for those brayve humans...

Skeezix

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Wed Dec 6, '06 11:29am PST 
Pixel Mae - I'm pritty shur the "glossed over eyes" are akshully thare lazer beem eyes!

And have any of yoo notist the dramtik inkreese in vishus deer in commershuls on teevee the last cuppul of weeks?

Pixel May

The Feline- Jewelry Bandit
 
 
Purred: Wed Dec 6, '06 8:54pm PST 
Skeezix - I've noticed the increased new coverage and commericals of deer and.. *gasps* reindeer! Seems kinda odd to me. I think it's all a conspiracy to reduce the kitty population by feeding us to the deer! *wimpers, hides under the couch*

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