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Violet, that has got to be the most terryfying web site I have ever seen. And that man they killd with his pants upside down!!! I know I'm gonna have nitemares over this!
Look at the second picture - the man with the deer. Look at the man's eyes. It is very clear that the deer have hypnotized this man.
Scroll down until you see Mama Rose - don't stare too long or she will hypnotize you too!
Look at the picture under the Mama Rose picture. The deer in this picture is telling the man to go round up some young, juicy cats! The man will obey because he has been hypnotized.
Look at the picture two down - with the caption two women sharing a secret. They want you to think they are sharing a secret, but if you look closely, the deer is starting to eat the woman's face!
The third picture from the bottom shows a deer practicing a nose ritual. We really need to research this nose ritual to find out what it involves, and what happens when it is performed.
VISHUS DEER ALERT for GOSHEN, NY (Orange County- approx 68 miles NW of NYC) November 19, 2006 12: 50 AM (EST)
I was sitting with mom on her desk as she was finishing up her *work* only a few minutes ago (1:00 AM EST). Suddenly, the motion light outside went on and through the window, I could see about 3 VISHUS DEER in my yard, NOT 10 feet from the window!!!!!
Mom ran for the camera so that we could study their ways and tactics, I ran to the bedroom and hid under the bed.
Mom briefed me about what she had seen through her camera's lense and through the windows and it was MUCH worse than I originally thought. SHE counted 9 VISHUS DEER in the yard!!! None of this heard of beasties had skewer weapons on their head. She tried to photograph them, but the cameras flash didn't reach where they had moved to by the time she got to photograph them. She DID tell me that looking through her camera, while she was trying to focus, she saw their LAZER BEAM EYES trying to blind her! They looked at her and their eyes turned a blazing red but apparently, the lazer beams don't effect her. Could ALL humans be safe from this form of attack??? THIS my friends, is one of the things mom and I hope to uncover with our studies and photographs.
On MANY other occasions, mom has seen a VISHUS DEER in our yard WITH the skewer weapons. It is usually alone but has been spotted a short distance away from one or two of the non-skewered ones. It's a big one and mom said that it's a male. He has 10- that's TEN pointy skewers for weapons- Mom assures me that this is rare in our area at this time of year, but they can grow even more skewers if they are lucky! The last sighting of this VISHUS DEER was about 2 weeks ago during the late afternoon.
Some good news- This morning was the start of the VISHUS DEER rifle season. Humans can now go out and remove these dangers from our lives. Mom believes that the 10 skewer VISHUS DEER will not be around much longer. Apparently to the humans, this deer is a RARE PRIZE and they will look very hard for it. I don't know what makes them so desired to the humans, but as long as they get rid of the dangers it imposes upon us kitties, I don't care.
More updates and warnings will be posted as they occur.
I am so scared, I'm gonna wet my pants. Yoo are SO BRAVE to do this monitoring! Evry time Mr Tasty Face lets my big bruther Mao owt the door to "do his bizniss," I'm werried that I will never see Mao agin. I know that Mao is too old to be tender and joosy, but still....!
OK, I will watch mom VERY closely, but I'm not too worried right now- I believe she's STILL on *OUR* side of this terror. She NEVER lets me outside for any reason and the very few times she brings Gordy outside, he's on a harness and it's never in chilly weather, so he SHOULD be in until the late spring.
My main concern about her already being hypnotized is actually recognizing weird behavior. She's quite weird to begin with. Other than her bringing us outside, as only an obviously hypnotized mom would do, how am I to tell????
The Lap Lady told me a bone chilling tale of vishus deer when she was riding our horse in the woods on Sunday. They came upon a grove where the little deer might like to hide and sure enough the horsies got all snorty and blowie. Now, the Lap Lady didn't actually see a vishus deer but she knows when her horsie senses them and they were completely surrounded!! I can't believe they got out alive. I can only think that the deer were scared by the horses.
The Lap Lady told me a bone chilling tale of vishus deer when she was riding our horse in the woods on Sunday. They came upon a grove where the little deer might like to hide and sure enough the horsies got all snorty and blowie. Now, the Lap Lady didn't actually see a vishus deer but she knows when her horsie senses them and they were completely surrounded!! I can't believe they got out alive. I can only think that the deer were scared by the horses.
VISHUS DEER ALERT for GOSHEN, NY (Orange County- approx 68 miles NW of NYC) November 21, 2006 3:20 PM (EST)
Mom and I saw a *single* small vishus deer this afternoon in our front yard.
*I* believe the larger vishus deer were hiding nearby, hoping to draw out mom or Gordy (who's young & juicy) from the house by placing this obviously less threatening, almost cute *LOOKING* guy out there. The morbidly curious would perhaps watch the little deer, then KERBLAM! the herd pops out and hypnotized any human or skewers any outdoor kitty around!
Since mom has vowed to help us kitties study and understand their tactics AND she *seems* to be unaffected by their lazer beam eyes, she bravely went outside with her video camera to carefully and quietly approached the creature.
The little vishus deer did NOT move! I watched through the window as it allowed her to get about 5 feet from it! Then, the little deer ran off. My guess would be that it wasn't completely finished with it's training to be "bait" for the young, juicy kitties, or was frightened that mom was unaffected by it's lazer eyes.
Another theory is that it could also be possible that since it was a young deer, the larger, older vishus deer use these guys as scouts. They check out the scene and report back to the herd what the current situation is without attempting any attack or hypnotization (is that a word? -- Well, it is now).
Mom carefully checked around the yard and in the woods on our property and did not SEE any others at that time. She warned me though, that when there's a small vishus deer around, there's bound to be an adult vishus deer with it, even if it can't be seen.
I have forwarded a photo to Skeezix for further study.
Mom *STILL* seems to be OK and I'm not too concerned that she's already hypnotized by the vishus deer. I will continue my secret spy mission regarding her.
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