 Purred: Sat Nov 18, '06 10:48pm PST |
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VISHUS DEER ALERT for GOSHEN, NY (Orange County- approx 68 miles NW of NYC) November 19, 2006 12: 50 AM (EST)
I was sitting with mom on her desk as she was finishing up her *work* only a few minutes ago (1:00 AM EST). Suddenly, the motion light outside went on and through the window, I could see about 3 VISHUS DEER in my yard, NOT 10 feet from the window!!!!!
Mom ran for the camera so that we could study their ways and tactics, I ran to the bedroom and hid under the bed.
Mom briefed me about what she had seen through her camera's lense and through the windows and it was MUCH worse than I originally thought. SHE counted 9 VISHUS DEER in the yard!!! None of this heard of beasties had skewer weapons on their head. She tried to photograph them, but the cameras flash didn't reach where they had moved to by the time she got to photograph them. She DID tell me that looking through her camera, while she was trying to focus, she saw their LAZER BEAM EYES trying to blind her! They looked at her and their eyes turned a blazing red but apparently, the lazer beams don't effect her. Could ALL humans be safe from this form of attack??? THIS my friends, is one of the things mom and I hope to uncover with our studies and photographs.
On MANY other occasions, mom has seen a VISHUS DEER in our yard WITH the skewer weapons. It is usually alone but has been spotted a short distance away from one or two of the non-skewered ones. It's a big one and mom said that it's a male. He has 10- that's TEN pointy skewers for weapons- Mom assures me that this is rare in our area at this time of year, but they can grow even more skewers if they are lucky! The last sighting of this VISHUS DEER was about 2 weeks ago during the late afternoon.
Some good news- This morning was the start of the VISHUS DEER rifle season. Humans can now go out and remove these dangers from our lives. Mom believes that the 10 skewer VISHUS DEER will not be around much longer. Apparently to the humans, this deer is a RARE PRIZE and they will look very hard for it. I don't know what makes them so desired to the humans, but as long as they get rid of the dangers it imposes upon us kitties, I don't care.
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