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Callista- "Cally" Ann

Sleep well, bark- often.
 
 
Purred: Mon Nov 13, '06 5:34pm PST 
Violet - if we could find a way to permantely attach orange pumpkins to their heads, then they won't be able to eat any kitties or humans.

Another Vishus Deer Attack: Deer kills man who kept it penned up
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15692141/
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Pixel May

The Feline- Jewelry Bandit
 
 
Purred: Mon Nov 13, '06 5:43pm PST 
Vishus Deer Cause Vehicle Related Accidents... and kill our humans!
Without our humans, who will feed us?!?

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/local/1599827 7.htm
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Violet

Flower Power
 
 
Purred: Wed Nov 15, '06 12:59pm PST 
Did you see what happened in Pittsburgh yesterday?

A deer broke into a bank - probably to steal money. Then he would buy a car - that would make it easier to get around a neighborhood and collect all the cats who were out taking a walk.

You can read about it here

Edited by author Wed Nov 15, '06 12:59pm PST

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CAIRO a k a- Captain- Cool

"I purr- therefore I am"		 
 
Purred: Thu Nov 16, '06 8:20am PST 
Deah Diligent Vishus Deer Nayborhood Watch Group;

Ah have been avidly readin’ everyone’s very scary but interestin’ updates on the Vishus Deer…We spotted a deer standin’ at the edge of our front yard and snapped a photo of him…Skeezix you’re absolutely right about the Vishus Deer’s eyes.

When we downloaded the pic there were his big ole, laser eyes starin’ right back at us from the screen… Lordy! That was the scariest thang Ah have evah witness in mah entire nine lives… Ah tell y’all it was a fur raising experience and mah brother Cinnabar was in a catatonic state for the rest of the day.

Seein’ that y’all are sech experts on the Vishus Deer Ah have an impawant question to ask…Ah have heard a rumor that, a jolly elf in a red suit will be comin ’soon to everyone’s neighborhood. He’s travelin’in a big ole sleigh that is pulled by eight reindeers… Mah question is; Are these heah reindeer a kinder and gentler deer or should Ah be very afraid?
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Skeezix the- Cat

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Thu Nov 16, '06 2:15pm PST 
I was revyooing all the finulists in the 2nd Annual Werld's Coolest Cat Contest, and FOS member Louis LaBeau made the cut in the Costumes and Shades Category waring A VISHUS DEER COSTOOM!!! Explane yerself, Louis!! Or maybe he's a vishus deer infiltrayting the groop disgized as a cat!!!!!

Yes, frends, yoo shood be afrade. VARY AFRADE.
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Skeezix the- Cat

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Thu Nov 16, '06 2:20pm PST 
Stash --- I'm VARY KONSERND abowt the ties between Target and the vishus deer. It just happens too offin to be a coinsidense. Last nite, I was watching teevee, and at praktikly EVRY commershul brake I saw Target commershuls feechering VISHUS DEER!! I think maybe Targit is OWNED by vishus deer!

And if yoo watch the Magruder tapes, it's a littul fuzzy, but yoo can just make owt sum vishus deer horns BEHIND THE GRASSY NOLE!

I'm hiperventulayting now.
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Violet

Flower Power
 
 
Purred: Thu Nov 16, '06 7:43pm PST 
Skeez:

I think you're on to something about Louis. Remember he said he has seen deer in his yard and he isn't afraid of them? Well, maybe that's because he is one of them! That picture of him in the World's Coolest finalists gave me the shivers. I've actually seen some deer antlers in this house, but they are red with white fur, so I'm not sure what kind of deer they came from.

I'm just hoping I don't have to put them on my head because it might turn me into a deer too - just like Louis!
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Violet

Flower Power
 
 
Purred: Fri Nov 17, '06 12:35pm PST 
One of my dog sibling's friends sent this link to her today.

I'm warning all you young, juicy cats to beware when you see this - it will be enough to scare the clothes off of you - if you wear clothes - this means you, Skeezix!

Look here if you dare!

Be sure to scroll all the way down to the bottom - you will be horrified when you see what they did to one man - buried or ate his top half and then turned him upside down!

It is nothing but scary - those vishus deer!
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Sanjee

Sanjee - Queen of the- Hot(M)BC		 
 
Purred: Sat Nov 18, '06 1:42am PST 
Oh gosh. My Mommy wented to a Target last night she said! Just thinkin bout it skeers me. What if a Vishus Deer had gotted her?!?! *shivers* I's gonna hafta get her sum of Rocky and Mao's Vishus Deer Repellunt if she's gonna efur go there again!!! Oh I need about eleventy naps to get ofur this.
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Sadie

Sadie Baby		 
 
Purred: Sat Nov 18, '06 3:38pm PST 
Omigosh, Violet, do yoo think dat sum peeple are starting to plot with the vishus dee against us! Say itz not troo, oh the hoomanity. We need moor deer blindin spray...moooooom da deer is plottin wit da peepuls now - get me moor deer blindin spray! An see if da giz at yoor werk can find a way to block da deer frum brane washin peeple.
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