 Purred: Sat Sep 9, '06 5:01pm PST |
 | |  | | YRH Tweak. I have complete understanding of the situation when The Human is not around. In fact, I have experienced something similar of late. My Human as been most lax in her responsibilities to feed me delicious food, feed me on time, rub my belly late in the evening until I fall asleep, and generally devote all attention to me. I am suspicious of a Certain Male Human that seems to be luring My Human away for hours, if not days, at a time. I have even heard from some Feline Subjects who live in my land that My Human and Certain Male Human have been spotted strolling along the lakeside, late at night, holding hands and deep in conversation. In addition, My Human has had family members visit for days and weeks at a time AND I overheard her scheming with the Cat Sitter -- it seems My Human will be traveling to far and exotic places such as Atlanta, GA and Clearwater, FL and will be away 10 days! This is all disturbing to me. If I am unable to communicate with my Peer Royal Felines for such a long period of time, how am I to help celebrate the Royal Cat of the Week? Or share delicious treats? Or check to see how many treats are in my Catster box? What's to become of the world as I know it if I cannot control My Human? This is so worrisome that I am afraid I need a few treats to help me through this time...and another Cosmo...or perhaps some retail therapy would help. Perhaps I should see what's on the Home Shopping Network. I know where The Human keeps the credit card. Perhaps they are selling some Royal Feline Coat Conditioning that would make my coat shiny and glamorous...Hmmmm...I think I'm feeling better already (purrrrrrrrrr....gliding out of room to fetch credit card....and Cosmo....and treat....purrrrrrrr) |  |  | |  |
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