|Purred: Sat Jul 12, '08 4:28pm PST |
|**From Ashley, Schroeder's hoomin**
It seems that whenever I talk to anyone about their pets, when they say what their pet is thinking, they always use an accent. We're American and neither of our cats ever seem to speak like Americans. Her cats talks with a thick Russian accent. Until yesterday, I didn't know how Schroeder would speak if he could. Then I watched "Silence of the Lambs" for the first time, and realized he would sound just like Hannibal. I give you some examples of things he "says"(some of these aren't quotes from Hannibal himself, but rather the movie in general):
-"It puts the catfood in the bowl..."
-"Was that beef flavored food for the second time today, Ashley? Tell me the truth. And don't lie, Ashley, or I'll know..."
-"A vet's assistant once tried to clip my claws. I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chiani. *hiss*
-"Quid pro quo, Ashley."
When you do this with your cat, how do they talk?