 Purred: Tue Apr 8, '08 8:02pm PST |
 | |  | | Mom intends to keep all but one of the bathrooms cat free by never opening the doors when I am around. So basically I would know there are doors leading to somewhere, but would never see mom going through them. I doubt that's gonna work, too, but mom is gonna try it. Sometimes you just have to let your humans try and fail at things. How else are they going to realize the futility of a cat free anything?
Mom and dad have never been into existentialism. They feel it is one step away from dualism, and they're not willing to go there. Me? I'm totally a solipsist. If my humans walk out that door, they cease existing for the duration of that. Once they come back in, they return to existence.
Some say that humans continue to exist so long as the Great Cat can conceive of them, and therefore that means that my humans continue to exist even when they leave home. I have my doubts about that sometimes, though. I mean, it is the Great Cat, and he's supposed to be everywhere and anywhere at all times, but knowing for sure that it watches over my humans requires a sizable leap of faith. Besides, since mom refuses to allow me to give him daily TP offerings, how do I know the Great Cat even likes mom? 
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*thinks* Maybe if I smile really big they wont think that Im an alien in a cat suit!!!
