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Mellow Yellow, Not Always Mellow...

Crazy!

Can you believe my diary is one of today's featured diaries??? At first I was excited. Then I thought about it more. I didn't think very many of you kitties actually read my diary. But now all you Catsters know about my broom and fly swatter phobia! How embarrassing! Well maybe something good will come out of it: we cats can unite against brooms and fly swatters, destroying them all! Well, I'm kinda lazy, maybe you guys can do it for me... You can start with the ones in my house.

My pet peeves

For some reason, I don't like brooms. I have to run away whenever mom tries to sweep. I was like this at the vet hospital where I stayed 6 weeks too. Brooms are just scary. And another thing I don't like: Fly swatters! You know how sometimes flies like to come in the house? Mom has a fly swatter handy. Mom thinks it's funny because when I see it, my eyes get all big, then I have to dart off. Sometimes she tries to be sly and sneak it off it's hook so I don't see. But of course it has to come out when the fly is close. Can't she just get it with her "paw" and eat it like us cats like to do??? I see no reason for the fly swatter at all. It's just evil. Maybe I was a fly in a previous life.

Hehehe...

I found a new trick to annoy mom... Sitting on the computer mouse and keyboard! I managed to find a key to press that makes the computer freeze up and go beep-beep-beep-beep...... over and over until she moves me. Hehehe. Sometimes I like to lie on the cord to the mouse. I give mom just enough length that she tries to keep using it but it barely can move it. That lasts a minute or two before she gets annoyed and pulls out more cord from under me. I'm doing it now!