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They call me Mr Phatcakes

IM PHAT

To all my friends who know that I have been dieting and working out and I have been cuppycake less for a month now, I have bad news:( I now weigh even more! I weigh 21 lbs now, momcat doesnt understand what is going on. I eat 3 oz of moist 3 times a day and I dont have anymore dry food or cuppycakes. Ive been running on the treadmill:) Running after the laser light up and down the stairs and now I weigh more. Maybe muscle? Momcat said she is still gonna try to make me lose weight but I say give me back my cuppycakes and let me be! The vet said it will take time and is unsure of the weight gain herself, there is a diet dry food that we can try, I guess that will be the next step. For the meantime, I will still dream of my cuppycakes and dream of myself being thin and happy. Phatcakes out! Tate

"Kitty Biggest Loser"

Hi all fur friends, Well, I just got back from the vets and I didnt lose any weight:( I was alittle hissy today to at the vets, I think its because of this diet thing. I miss my cuppycakes and Im going into cupcake withdrawal! Anywho, momcat got yelled at because she was trying to make me lose weight too fast, she needs to do it gradual or it could effect my liver the vet said. She told my momcat the right amount of food to feed me and to not drop my food down to barely nothing like she had. So, now I get to eat more and I have to get weighed monthly to see my progress. Hopefully she didnt mess my liver up with all this diet crap. I told the vet that I was doing fine before when I was on my cuppycake diet:) I was 20.9 lbs today, I was 20 lbs even last year. I got my shots and my heart checked and the vet was very impressed with my heart sounds, she said I was purrfect! (minus the weight thing). I had a nice bath and blow dry before my vet appointment, momcat furminated the crap outta me! I thought for sure that I would have lost 3 lbs of hair by the amount she pulled off me. I am home now, yes, eating and I will chillax the rest of the night , no treadmill for me tonight. Momcat said I could have the night off for being such a good boy today.

Woohooo! Im the Chosen One!!!

Good morning all:) Thank you diary girl for chosing me as Diary Pick of the Day!!!! It makes all my dieting and working out on the treadmill all that much more worth it! I am so honored and I can feel the love:) Im gonna go work out on the treadmill now because I am so happy. Thank you! Love, Thin Tate