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Life Thru the Eyes of Cool Biscuit kat

Port a Potty tree fun & other game ideas!

It is that time of year again! A truly joyous time, a true family tradition when port- a -potty trees are brought in doors to be decorated with colorful lights, shiny reflectant balls, cool ribbons, tinsel and other stuff for late night kitty kat playtime. (I know, you spell it with a "c" not a "k" Meeee-OW).
There are a lot of wrapped boxes placed under the port a potty tree for easy access to the stuff up high, I think this is very thoughtful of my humans. I know they really love me!

This is my favorite time of year, when everyone has gone to bed, the fireplace is still warmly glowing, the port a potty tree is lit up with sparkling lights and endless playtime possibilities. I am not sure, which was my favorite games, for you new comers, I am compling a list:

1. Relax under the port a potty tree and enjoy seeing your reflection on the shiny balls, see how the lights blink on and off, ( this will be helpful, for other suggested games) on and off, study the timing.
2. Relax on your back and paw the tinsel.
3. Play hide and seek with the dangling balls and tinsel. Tip: under the port a tree behind the boxes closest to the middle of the tree, the balls and tinsel move a lot but they are not very smart. Caution: DO NOT MOVE, if a human
comes near the tree while you are hiding!
4. Practice your stealth skills, as you pounce on the ribbons attached to the boxes and see how many you can kill in 2 minutes.
5. Stand on the highest box, see how many blinking lights you can smack before they change colors, be patient this one takes a lot of practice.
Oopps., I will be back, they "Gato" at the pearly gates say, it is time for roll call. I will be back, meantime, email me any games, you like to play with your port a potty tree. meow.. for now.. bye

Purr, Purr, Meow, Can't you hear me? tassel fun!

Purr, Purr! I say, Purr, Purr!
Come on, someone, O P E N the door! I don't have all morning!
Meow, meow,
It is me, Biscuit, someone hurry up already, let me IN!! But I know, inside my cozy family house, everyone is asleep and they will not come, it is too early.
Meow.,
Hey, I am the BOSS in this palace, I am adored, but not when they are asleep! Meow, meow, say I as I think, they just don't understand, I have urgent business inside. Okay so, it my own fault, last I got caught up, hanging out with the guys and then I found some new cool bugs chase; before you know it, I lost track of time.

Purr, Meow, ME-ow, already, OPEN the door!
No answers, I know it is too early, no one is my house is a morning person! So, I have no choice but sit on the front porch, relax and watch the early joggers, until my beloved family is up. So, I think to myself, as I curl up to get more comfy, tonight, I will meet my curfew.... if, I don't get caught some other urgent business again.

This was the way, most of my days would start, when I was still home with my humans. I was and still am, the GREATEST Biscuit Kat, yes, with "k", they ever will know and love. I lived a long happy life; I know I am loved and so, I am still with them, but to you the truth, I just keep and eye on them from kitty heaven.

Purrr,, so now, when my heavenly guardiam, STRONGLY suggested, I find a cloud far, far away from the pearly gates and start a new hobby. I decided to start journaling here. Purr, purrrrrrrrrrr..

This is my first entry.... I hope you like it. I hope you will pounce in with your comments, stories and other cool stuff.(will write me)...

So, as I meow, purr quietly to myself quietly; happily wagging my tail...I think maybe, it was not such a good idea to run, jump up and claw the heavenly gate keeper's tassels... meow to you, Biscuit