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My Escape Journal

Monday

Monday- My captors tormented me by buying kitty toys. They were these things on the string and they expected me to play with it! I hissed at the stupid string and retreated to a new hole i found in the boxes in the box room. While the bird decided to say something like "kitty is a baddie" whatever that means! He will be eliminated just wait....! Later on in the day i decipated a mouse which as always they cooed and awed at and told me i was a good kitty. I went to sleep in the boxes hole and nobody could move me

Friday

Friday- Today was really fun, i got to puke on the captors "evening" gown, and she was angry and threw me outside where i ran but than this stupid dog caught me and mommy had to come get me,,, i was not purring to see her. The captor took me back to prisin where i decided to use her "bedroom door" as my new personal scratchin post, it was nice. The bird Continues to tell my humans my every move he must be destroyed soon. Once again i was locked up for my power of "allergies" still have not figured out how to use this as a weapon.

Thursday

Another Day trapped in this prison. I thought that the dog they love and call "hedwig" had fianlly vanished for good. I was wrong, he ruturned and much to my dismay was released into his fence and eagerly came back. He must be a real dimwit, maybe i can get him to tell me how to escape....