July 29th 2007 11:19 am
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HMPH!! Mom and Dad brought home these tiny creatures called Dwarf Hamsters. One of them had babies...TWICE!!! Mom has been paying way too much attention to these irritating little things. Any time she is watching them, I made a point of grumbling and walking right in front of her face! I made sure I didn't miss out on my mousey playtime either - it's very important to me!
Anyways, yesterday, all but 1 of the babies went to new homes. Mom is keeping one of them. I guess that's ok, as long as I get to play with my mousey everynight!!
October 4th 2005 8:24 am
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Hey, this is Tatiana. Mom let me borrow the keyboard - she made me promise not to leave fur on it though. We'll see.
All of you think I'm so cute & innocent...an angel I've even been called.
Mom is making me send you this email so you will know the other side of me. Don't ever forget, I AM a cat.
It's been two years...TWO YEARS...since Mom and Dad brought that big goofy thing called Sushi home. Yeah, ok, we did make a silent pact to slowly drive Mom & Dad crazy. Plan is going along nicely, just takes a lot of patience. I have patience. How could I not? Bailey has to diet, so apparently I have to as well - hmph! I have to share everything with Sushi and Bailey - hey, I was here first! Well, ok, Ariel the Gerbil was, but she's just a tasty treat I'm waiting for.
Anyways, ok ok Mom...I'll get to the point! Mom needs to work on her patience apparently too!
So, on the weekends, Mom takes Sushi out of the house for a few hours. I don't know why, I don't care. But, Sushi always comes back tired and he sleeps the day away. Has less energy. Hey, it's a break! I take what I can get.
Well, Saturday night, Sushi fell asleep on the livingroom floor. Mom and Dad were watching the big box thing - booorrrriinnnggggg. I walked in, looked at Sushi and though "hmmmm...this could be the moment I've been waiting for...." . Remember people, TWO YEARS OF SUSHI!!! All those times I've been chased, had my beautiful fur pulled, been tackled by, ATE MY FOOD, you get the picture. So, punching him in the nose hasn't done the trick, although it amuses Mom. Doesn't take much. Humans, hmph.
So, there is Sushi. Peacefully snoozing away. Surprized he doesn't snore! So, I walk up to him. Mom and Dad are watching - they are expecting me to do some cutesy thing like groom him! Yes, they really thought that was what I was going to do. Are you kidding me??? Funny thing is, they've always gotten after Sushi, now after what I'm about to tell you, I think they may start protecting him instead!
Yeah, I took advantage of the situation. Sushi was lying on his back, eyes close, very peacefully sleeping, had no clue I was even there. Stupid dog. So, I went right up to him, sniffed him, and then I went for it - I pounced & grabbed him by his silly furry neck with my teeth!!! Victory!! I went for the jugular!! Until...Dad yelled at me! Drats, foiled!!!! Needless to say, Sushi woke up with that stupid dog look. You know the one that says "what what what???". He doesn't even know what happened, bwa hahahaha....
Until the next time...keep your eyes open!
Tatiana (evil kitty extraordinaire)
August 9th 2005 7:26 am
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...I joined Catster!!! :) I love catster, I have made so many new friends who leave me treats - yum!!!
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