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BOW BEFORE YOUR QUEEN, PRIMATES!

Yes, I'm a little full of myself

but rightly so, because I am a genius. It started with my interest in science fiction sound effects as a kitten. I felt a calling to become an expurrt in theoretical sciences while attempting antigravity pouncing from a balcony during a DVD of Star Wars. I later attempted this again from an upstairs window with a loose screen during an episode of Space:Above and Beyond called "Who Monitors the Birds".

Neither attempt was successful. Now my lives number 7 of 9. To those of you have heard of Borg, this may be significant, but to me it is a coincidence and therefore irrelevant.

I have built my own wormhole device which I plan to use to explore other galaxies with my brother. It runs on 4 AA batteries and uses a subspace tesseract divining program I created on a discarded Mac Powerbook 150. I like the Powerbook because the trackball is big enough for my paws and I avoided the obvious distraction of the "mouse".

I am opinionated with a somewhat grating purrsonality, I know it, but do not fear, I will not spend much time in the forums bothering you other felines. I am busy with my science projects so I leave that to Loki.