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Nicknames: SPUDMAN!, Goat, Red Panda, Scallywag Chum Bucket, Apple Butter, Sparkitty Spark Spark, Sparks-a-lot, Rinky Dink
Kitty Complexion:
Activeness
sleepy
very active
Intelligence
silly
genius
Curiosity
not curious
very curious
Friendliness
timid
affectionate
Vocal
not vocal
very vocal
Quick Bio:
-mixed breed
Coloration: Orange & White Tabby
Likes: Captain Morgan, potatoes, drinking out of faucets, eating random cloth items, chasing own tail, dragging blankets around the house
Pet-Peeves: not being allowed to eat yarn, rubber bands, twist ties, clothing, toys...
Favorite Toy: cloth mice, corks, twigs, tails, buttons, unattended vegetables,and any toy the other cats are playing with
Favorite Nap Spot: bedroom pillows, anywhere he drags his stolen blankets
Favorite Food: POTATOES! also likes cow milk, cucumber skin, salt caked popcorn bowls, and lunch meat
Skills: can leap small buildings in a single bound, can gnaw through anything, believes he can break the sound barrier, and plays fetch!
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story: I was born in a horse barn outside Duluth, and they got me by answering a "Free Kittens!" ad in the local paper.
Bio: I am a superhero, just like Superman or Batman or Sponge Bob. Only more hyper and active than the laws of physics normally allow. In my spare time I rescue leaves and yarn from evil masterminds, like the Moose. I also keep potatoes and stolen vegetables as pets. And have an odd habit of eating literally everything; blankets, socks, pine cones...
Lives Remaining: 9 of 9
Forums Motto: Can I bite your tail?
The Groups I'm In: *Super Strollers*, PETS for OBAMA, Brilliant Orange Cats Unite, Brusselball, Calling All Chefs, Navin and Buds, ORANGE AND WHITE AND WE LOOK ALIKE!!!, Silly Sab Stories, Sparkles, The Black and White Ankle Biters, The Kitties' Club, The Minnow Sammich Men's Club
The Last Forum I Posted In: Catsters In Need of Serious Purring
Extended Family: I found my father here on Catster!
Andre!!!
A few more of my buds: Boxie Brown,Sebastian,Marci,Sgt. Pepper,Oliver,Filipusis,Micheal,Boudin,Bruce the Boss!, Micheal...Chrissy,Callie,Miss Cherry,Hector,O'Malley,Chloe, Jefke, and of course Oly and folks!
Fellow Fetching Felines:: Macaroni, and Lucy! Do YOU play fetch? Tell/remind me, and I can add you to my list! Cats are brilliant, there must be TONS of us! Purrrrs!
I woke up the other night and totally heard a mouse in the house. Everybody else was in bed, but I snuck out and walked around hunting. Was it in the hallway? No. Kitchen? No. Living room? Mayyybe? Under the couch? No. In the fish tank? No... Then I saw it! It was out the window! It was all huddled on a branch, just on the other side of the glass. I knew there was no time to waste. If I went to get the humans out of bed; I'd lose it. If I woke up Captain to help me figure out how to catch him; I'd lose it. So I did what any brilliant orange cat would do: I tried to dig through the window.
I pawed and pawed and made that "Eh-eh-eh!" noise that is supposed to attract prey... And that stupid mouse just sat there, stunned by the cold & warmth of the window!
I kept digging until Captain came and stood beside me, soon started chirping orders at me. "A little to the left, Scallywag! Put yer claws into it! More spirit me lad... Blah blah blah..." He too was transfixed.
Moose came in and sat on the floor, confused by all the noise and excitement over the window.
Then Dad came in, blinking and zombie looking. He staggered to the window, saw the mouse, and then he did something rude! He tried to pick me up and just take me back to bed! With a mouse sitting RIGHT THERE! How stupid ARE humans?! I gave him the shove off, and he finally left us all to continue our attempts at the mouse.
Eventually Captain and Moose went back to bed with the humans. I stayed up, gave up digging for a while. And eventually the little mouse moved on... Left without me getting to lick it, bite it, eat it, nothing! Bleck. It's so hard to be a Sparkman sometimes! That mouse was such a tease.
I've been tagged a whole bunch of times! And I'm so sorry that Mom's lost track of all my friends who've tagged me. But the latest was Abbey. Aloha, Abbey! And here's the five things I'm most grateful for:
5) Socks that don't make it into the hamper. (And somehow find their way into my food bowl! Yum!)
4) Mom's warm lap when we watch TV and she cuddles me.
3) Fetch time.
2) Having my Captain to cuddle and bath with.
1) PO-TAH-TOES!!!!
And I'm tagging any kitty that reads this and hasn't been tagged already... Consider yourself tagged! Purrrs!
Oh, Bastet! The most exciting thing to happen around here in days and I missed it!?! I was out on the porch watching squirrels and what do you think was going on inside? Mom was inside CLEANING THE FISH TANK! I came inside, all squirrel hunted out and found the fish tank cleaning hose and bucket in the bathroom tub. I looked at them, sniffed them just to see if she'd already done it... And then I ran over to Mom and shouted in my most pathetic and shocked voice, "MAaaaaaawwwwWWWW!?!" She apologized, claims she forgot that I loved fish tank cleaning so much and then proceeded to hug me and pet me and try to tease me with a feather. Hmmpf! I think it's time I traded in my human for a new one. Any cat out there got a less forgetful Mom? Mine's brain seems to be all used up. She FORGOT?! Ahhhh!
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