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Moose Musings

Sparkman and Moose Sharing the Sink Water! Amazing!

Sprkbutt end Eye es shairing dee sunk watur know! Mam es amuzed. Shie seys dhat thar wered a feww daies whan shie hadded nerveos; cauz Eye'd fallow her entah tha batroom end so wood Sparkbutt. Dhan we'd booth sittie awn dee sinkie end growls et eechutter ove-fur dee sinkie watir. Shie dids figure oot dhat Sparkbutt prefurs dee tubbie watir; zo shie'd turns et awn fur hem end we'd stoop gruwling at eechutter... Butt yestfurdey shie wetched as wee boot sats up thar end tucked terns drunking. Sea?! We knows cow two gets allund whan wie reelly needs two; leek whan thar es ah sinkie watur drunks at steek! Purrrrrs!

Moose Discovers Bathroom Sink Water!

Eye hazes descuvered dhat dee watur fram dee batrahlm sinkie tasties wunderful! Sparkbutt bean dranking et fur yeers; end Mam furgets two shuts awf all dee tymes. So guessis whose haz sturtled jamping oop dhar end getting drinkies?! Meep, me!

Butt Eye hases mie awn technicalquies fur drinkies. Eye stucks mi heed utter dee watlur dripplies end weights fur tham zoo drips dune mie facie end nosie befur Eye drunks tham. Dhan Eye stups dranking whan mie heedie gets two wett.

Moose Plays Halloween Tag!

Eye wuz taggled bye Oly-fur! Hie sayz dhat Eye shuld wrute feive tings Eye luvs aboot Hollow-wean. Butt Eye thunks dhat ifs ewe es reeding dhis, ewe es taggled!!! Goo due dee shame; wrutes aboot hows ewe luvs hallow-wean!

Meep!

1) Hallowean meens dhat et guts cald ootzide; zo Dod startes mucking mie feires inn dee fureplece! Purrrs, Eye luvs feirs!

2) Dod decoretes fur hallow-wean. Ewe guts two halp heem wit dhat. Eye luvs dee fakie spyder webbies end strungs awe pumkin lites! Purrrs!

3) Dhee Hoomans curves pumplins. Eye guts two sits awn dee flur wit dhem end due mie Moosie yogie awn newspapar! Purrrs!

4) Dee humuns sitty aroond wutching dhee scarie moove-ees! Dhat meens mere lappie tyme fur dee Moosie! Meep!

5) Eye thunks dhat efs dee homons ares goings two gives oot hallowean treets two kiddies; than thay shuld gives halloweans greenieys two dee Moosie. Mi knew ruhl: Treet fur humanie meens ewe guves mie ah treetie two. Yuppie. Meep, meeeeeep!!!