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Kiki's Kitty Life

Who's peeing on the sofa?

Some cat has been peeing on the sofa, and I need to find out WHO, because I am getting the blame!

Ok, so I peed in a few wrong places when I have crystals in my pee a few weeks ago. Big deal! Mouse has made a career of treating the whole house as his litterbox.

So I got locked in a room the other day by myself, which I did NOT mind in the least, as it gave from some relief from that awful Butters cat that follows me everywhere.

I gladly and immediately provided a urine sample in the correct place so Mommy could take it (and not me!) to the v-e-t. But instead of letting me stay home after my test results, I had to go for...gulp...x-rays when my latest urine sample came up normal.

When my urine came back normal, Mommy said, "Well, someone is peeing all over my house and my couch!!!" So off I went to get a photo of my insides to check for stones. Guess what? I don't have any. I got a thorough exam, after which the doctor declared that there is nothing wrong with me.

Daddy told Mommy that he is going to buy a camera to install to find out who the pee-perp is. I hope he does! Then I can prove it was not me!

Disgruntled purrs,
Kiki

V-E-T tomorrow

Tomorrow Mommy says I have to go see the icky doctor. I have been pee-peeing where I am not supposed to, mostly all over Daddy's things that he forgets to put away. I thought I was just helping to train him to pick up after himself, but it seems all I got was a trip to the vet for myself, where I will suffer who-knows-what kind of indignities.

Still, Mommy and Daddy are worried that I might have a sick, so off I will go! Mouse goes on Wednesday. This will be an expensive week, but Mommy has two vacation days so she said we have to get taken care of. If I knew this was going to happen, I would have voted for her to go to work!

Daddy stealers!

There are four cats in our house that came from nowhere, and they are trying to steal my Daddy! One in particular, a little orangie named Gilmore, seems determined to steal him away from me.

I liked it better when it was just Mouse and me! Sure, Catsy came along too, but she really only stole Mommy, so I was ok with that. This little Gilmore is out for both parents.

I have decided that I will put a stop to this Daddy stealing immediately by meowing loudly and swatting this little orange intruder any time he is being pet. Mommy says she feels bad that I have the jealousies so bad, but apparently not bad enough to stop petting the little nuisance!

And speaking of nuisances, can someone please tell me why the other orangie they call Butters insists on following me everywhere I go? Geesh. Take a picture, dude, it will last longer!