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Patches's Paws Fur Thought

Sneaky plans I ofurheard

I heard Meowmie making plans to take mwe in to da v*t to get groomed. Good luck wif dat. Meowmie says I am part wild efen dough I was nefur, efur outside fur da night. I will put up a big, bloody fight if she tries to put mwe in a carrier.
She may haf to trank all of us, she said...boy will da boys be mad at dat...she can't get any meds down mwe unless it's in my food and anyfing I have in da way of food gets shared. It will be a lot of drama just to get my fur untangled.

I hope someone can safe mwe furom dis torture! I don't want to go to a vet, I don't want to go to a groomer!

I was tagged

Mew mew,
I was tagged by Robert Tail. Now fur...ta da!
Da Rules!!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

Here are 7 facts about mwe:
1. I am a long haired Calico female.
2. I am furry furry shy.
3. I only let Meowmie pet mwe when I choose to allow it.
4. I am impurrsible to pill.
5. I can hide really well and Meowmie can't find mwe.
6. I am an indoor only cat.
7. My furmeowmie, Mimi and furhalf-brothers, Bootsy and Tyke, live wif mwe.

I tagged:
Zoey
Mia
Tabby (Tabitha)
Anubis Rex (Bunny)
Azure Ambrosia
Carbon
Tyson