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Baby's Bits of Wisdom

Thank mew Catster!

I was a featured Diary pick. I can't believe it! I'm sooooo happy, and it was furmy purrday entry. Dat makes dis year's purrday efen more special! I wonder how Catster picks dem, don't mew? Anymews, it's da entry furom Sept. 13 dat was picked. If mew got any thoughts on da subject of hooman purrdays and how dey diffur furom our cat ones, purrlease pawmail mwe.

My Purrday!

Yes, Catster may not haf it...I mean, Meowmie may not haf entered it right...matter of fact...she didn't...I really was born in August. Anyway, it's become a tradition to celebrate my purrday on da 14 th of September.

As we all know, if mew didn't haf da kitty furom da day it was born, mew don't know when da day is. It's funny how it's different fur hoomans dan fur us. Dey always seem to know dere purrday, don't dey?

Anyway, Happy Purrday to mwe!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Mew know, I am one of da older Ebersocats, so I should get more respect, right? Shouldn't I!
Geesh! I write a diary...who sees it? Catster has picked my brofurs, twice...TWICE, I mew. Mwe...nefur. What is so special about deir diaries? Huh?

Ok, I'm not usually upset about things. Meowmie says I am a sweet Siamese, not like Bucky in Get Fuzzy. I am a furry jealous cat, dough. Meowmie does NOT pet anofur cat more dan mwe. I am an expurrt at getting in between da ofur cats and my Meowmie's petting hand. Tee hee! It's my job! I need to be petted, so I haf to keep ofur kitties furom getting MY attention. Da attention dat should be mine!!!

I am getting Meowmie trained.
I'll keep mew posted.