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<title>Life According to Sassy</title>
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<description>Catster diary for the cat Sassy</description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2013 by Sassy &amp; Catster</copyright>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:24:02 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Happy Birthday to me and Mama!</title>
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				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Apr 2013 08:10:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Sassy ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>*yawn*  Mama and Daddy are making a big fuss over me today, because today is the day they picked to  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *yawn*  Mama and Daddy are making a big fuss over me today, because today is the day they picked to celebrate the day I was born.  Only God really knows my real birthday, but everyone has to have a day to celebrate, right?  And the cool thing about today, it's Mama's birthday, too!

So, kitty kisses from me and Pixel to Mama, and happy birthday to me!!

-Sassy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Grrrrr, Hissssss, Swat</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/97826/diary/Life_according_to_sassy/97691</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:31:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Sassy ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Last week, Mama came home from work with  a new furball.  He's a pain, and I don't like him.  I just ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Last week, Mama came home from work with  a new furball.  He's a pain, and I don't like him.  I just lay around minding my own business, and he just comes and annoys me.  That's ok, though.  I always make sure he knows just how I feel about him with a hiss and a whap upside his little head.  Mama says I grow to love him someday, but I don't think so.  Maybe I'll put up with him for Mama's sake, but I can't promise anything.  At least Tika is still being decent to me, though lately she annoys me, too.  I just wish they would all go away and leave me alone.

That's all for now.  Time for my midmorning siesta.

-Sass]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh the indignity!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/97826/diary/Life_according_to_sassy/82218</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Oct 2005 09:05:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Sassy ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>This morning started out to be a good day.  I promptly woke Daddy up at 5am and did my usual demand  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This morning started out to be a good day.  I promptly woke Daddy up at 5am and did my usual demand of attention to start my day off on the right paw.  Once I was satisfied that Daddy was awake and up, I snuggled myself down in Mama's chair and took a little cat nap.  I kept hearing Mama and Daddy talking about mats and thought they meant for the door, so I don't bring my kitty litter all over my house.  Well, I was surprised!  Daddy scooped me up and brought me to the hallway where Mama was waiting with a clipper.  Seems that the mats they were talking about were MINE!  Mama shaved and trimmed most of my long beautiful fur off my tummy.  I protested, but all in vain.  They didn't care if I was not happy about having my fur trimmed, nor did they realize it's not my fault if my fur mats easily.  I am just a poor, innocent kitty after all.  

I must go now... time to wash my face after munching on some Greenies and get ready for my afternoon siesta.   Meow for now!

-Sassy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bringing gifts to Daddy</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/97826/diary/Life_according_to_sassy/78118</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 07:23:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Sassy ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Hi!  My name is Sassy, and I live in Florida.  Our house has a nice big porch for Tika and me to sit ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi!  My name is Sassy, and I live in Florida.  Our house has a nice big porch for Tika and me to sit on and lounge.  Is there anything else for us to do all day?  I like to sit and watch all these little critters Mommy calls lizards outside playing in the sand and grass, and sometimes when they get close to the screen where I lay, I chase them.  What else should I do?  Well, one day I was laying on the porch sunning myself when I saw one of those little lizards on my side of the screen.  I thought... Wow!  A new play toy!  So I started to chase him, and before you know it, I had him!  I brought him in the house and Daddy saw me with him in my mouth.  He made me drop him (which I wasn't very happy about... Daddy had NO idea how hard I tried to catch him) and then he told me what a good girl I was.  Even though I can't smile on the outside, I was beaming on the inside.   I finally caught my very first lizard!]]></content:encoded>
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