http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside Catster diary for the cat Cheyanne en Copyright 2013 by Cheyanne & Catster Mon, 20 May 2013 06:38:46 PDT Catster Pet-o-matic Gennie - http://www.catster.com 360 http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/675726 Sat, 5 Jun 2010 14:24:30 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/675726 I'll tell you what is sad. This new Catster. All of the changes should be thrown into my cat box and ... SAY NO TO NUTRO]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/521515 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:58:49 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/521515 5:15 AM this morning of October 30th, a phone call woke everyone up. Human sleepily reached for the ... 5:15 AM this morning of October 30th, a phone call woke everyone up. Human sleepily reached for the phone which said "Central Station" on it, and showed an 800 number. She rolled over thinking "stupid telemarketers" and attempted to drift off again, when she heard Human IIs phone go off. Its very noticeable, for the ring is the entrance to Metallicas "Enter Sandman". Suddenly out of the silence of night, a lone siren sounds. Human raises her head to listen. Soon another comes, then another. 5:30 AM, Human II gets a call from the gas station, that he and The Human work at. He tries to call them back, but no one answers. He gets up, says hes gonna drive by and see whats going on. Human gets up too, waking me up, and tells him shes going too. He refuses to let her and she stalks back to her room, disheartened. 5:50 AM, Human II calls Human and The Warden (formerly known as Granny) with an update. The station was on FIRE! There was 6 fire trucks, and guys on the roof hacking holes, and flames shooting out the top, and smoke everywhere! Human was stunned! This place, that she had been going up to for the past 12 years, that she had worked at for the past three, was in flame? Human got up immeadietly, and phoned her friend, who works there too. Had that place not have been there, they would've never met, and now this place was burning to the ground! After she got off the phone with him, she called her mom. Not thinkin her mom believed her at first, but she became as gossip-hungry as anyone else, and as that goes, Human was - and still is - starving! Of course, when Human was out making her calls, I escaped the room and wound up in the Wardens. Warden doesnt like me in her room so started complaining. Of course, I could sense the tension, and darted between Humans legs into the living room, around into the dining room then to the back of the house, while she chased me. We did that about four times. Human was glad I was there to lighten the mood, but I was just mad at her for getting up. I was asleep between her legs. 7:30 AM Human II finally came back (reeking of smoke, mind you) and they drove past the station. Everything was stained in smoke, and there was a gaping hole in the peaked roof. Human II says everything is ruined and will have to be wrote off. They'll all have to either be transfered to other stores, or find new jobs while it gets fixed. Cause of the fire is uncertain, as of now. Very possible that it was electrical, but personally Human thinks the manager was smoking in the office again. Shes a smart one. No one was injured, just shocked and stinky. Human dunno what shes gonna do for a job now. Purrs & Pounces, ~Chey~]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/504408 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:53:22 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/504408 Today, September 11, 2008, seems very dismal in Omaha. This morning, no sun shone through the clouds ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/486788 Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:51:17 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/486788 As many of you know, I'm sure, Human volunteers out the Nebraska Humane Society. (NHS) A few day ... HERE Human went in today, at 8 am, to help out. With the big raid, and it being a Saturday, Human figured they'd be swamped, but they were the exact opposite. However, by the time she got there this morning, 40+ cats had already been euthanized. Many are testing possitive for Feline Leukemia. They are also finding Upper Respiratory Infections in almost all of them, ringworm, ear mites, and Dental Disease due to the deplorable conditions they were kept in. Later though, she spoke with one of the vets, and they said they are actually going against protocol to save as many as they possibly can... Yay Vets!!! When she was in surgery, she saw them spaying and neutering a few kits, one actually stopped breathing when she was in there, but they got it (not sure on gender, think it was a he) goin' again! She only got to bring up 3 cats today, a 8 mos old tortoiseshell she named Kashanti, a Giant Black Cat that looked like me, just 20 times bigger, Simba, and a white with orange one, Chelsie. Had she named the black and white/orange one, the black would be Goliath and the white/orange Queso. *giggle* Human was up there until five, helping out the Vet Techs and such. Had her mom not have been there, she most likely would've stayed another two or three hours, even after her already 9 hr day. She just wishes for every cat to be happy until they find their forever homes, and for some, it takes awhile. We have two 13 yr. old cats there right now, whos owner had had them from kittenhood and decided she didnt want them anymore. Tears Human up. But they are sweet cats, and the Torbie plays peek-a-boo from under her cat bed. Teehee! Anyway, so start Purrin' for Adoptions, kits! We have over a hundred up for adoptions, not including the cats seized, in Isolation, Maternity, Stray, Owner Surrender, etc. Purrs & Pounces, ~Chey~]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/475781 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:14:40 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/475781 Hey Kitties! Oh my Kat…. Our power has just now come back on. No more withdrawal from internet! ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/460535 Fri, 16 May 2008 12:04:50 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/460535 I had to save my Human last night! Holy Meow!!! OK, so it was about 11:30 last night, Human was l ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/424477 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:31:19 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/424477 I got tagged by, Tosca. Here are the rules: When you get tagged, you post in your Diary (1) The R ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/404313 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:24:13 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/404313 Knocking around the Christmas Tree at the Christmas party bop Streamers be hung where you can se ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/400416 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:35:43 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/400416 The wedding was beautiful and went so smooth! I couldnt be any happier! Big thank yous to Aragorn ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/396216 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:41:12 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/396216 Have a little dove in a little kitty dish Gotta little somethin on the furry wips. Little bitty po ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/368457 Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:36:52 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/368457 I knew something was going on. This morning, I had the feeling that I should butter up Human for som ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/365127 Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:41:00 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/365127 Tonight, Human & I went to see Humans best friend, RC, and Cisco! Cisco is getting so big, and fat!! ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/361234 Wed, 5 Sep 2007 20:15:26 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/361234 Im CAT OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much Catster!!!! You rule forev ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/357878 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:58:02 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/357878 Tonight Human and I fought a great battle, when the cookies turned on us. The package would not o ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/354251 Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:59:08 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/354251 I got on this morning, even though Im wasnt supposed too, and saw that I had a ton of new rosies. Co ... I'M CATSTERS CAT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think my jaw dropped so hard it busted through the desk. I'd like to thank Catster HQ for this wonderful honor they've bestowed on me, and I'd like to think all of my friends for the rosies and stars and concats!! Without all of my wonderful friends, Catster would not be the same!! I love you all!!! And tonight, we were in a tornado warning.... funnel went right over our heads, and there was 74 mph winds! Human liked it, but I just curled on her shoulder and refused to come down til it was over. Anyway, back to celebratory BBQ at the Foriegn Legion! Purrs & Pounces, ~Her Royal Chey-ness~ PS - I think I'm starting to get a big "ego", whatever that is.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/353253 Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:13:38 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/353253 *yawwwwwnnnns* Got there, set-up, found we were benched between a tonkinese and an ocicat. There ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/348330 Tue, 7 Aug 2007 16:14:18 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/348330 Ahh.... a place to put my thoughts for Sunday.... what a hectic day it was! Holy Katz!! Human wok ... I'd truly like to thank everyone for helping me out Sunday Night, couldnt of done it without you guys! And also for joining me in purring for Simba and his family. They say the Power Of Purr works miracles, and thats exactly what PawPaw needs right now. I'm now sure of it - CATSTERS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please continue purring for Simbas PawPaw!!! Oh, and Sunday night we got quite the surprise. Was about midnight. Human was just gettin ready to shut the computer down when I came running into the room meowing. She sensed I wanted her to follow me, and was right. I led her out to the aquarium where I sat and chirped. She peeked into the aquarium, and guess what she discovered!!! The guppy fish had BABIES!!!!! They is so cooooot!!!! Their witto eyes are bigger then their witto heads, and Human says she just wants to pinch their witto cheekies!!! But I told her thats probably not a good idea. She'd squash them!! The babies are lucky they live in a house with a cat who wont eat fish. All the Catster cats are saying - yum!! Hrmph!!! Purrs & Pounces, ~Chey~ Purrs for PawPaw.... Purrs for PawPaw.... Purrs for PawPaw.... Purrs for PawPaw.... Purrs for PawPaw.... Purrs for PawPaw.... Purrs for PawPaw.... Purrs for PawPaw.... 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I know to ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/335079 Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:24:54 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/335079 Me so happy I could jump with joy!!! In fact, think I will!! *begins to bounce around excitedly! ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/334201 Sun, 8 Jul 2007 08:46:18 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/334201 When I got on yesterday, I found my CatsterPlus had DISAPPEARED!!!!!!!!!! I was flaming mad! When I ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/327739 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 23:23:30 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/327739 I got late birthday pressies today, and yesterday. Yesterday, I got a pack of about 12 or so mousies ... Squeakers!!! Today, I got my package from the most incredibly handsome tomfriend ever ---- Simba!!!! There was a HUGE plushie blue mousie, that has been frustrating me cause I cant fit it in my mouth! (its about the size of my head) There was also a pack of nummy chicken greenies, and this pack thing with about 4 or 5 plushie mousies, a ton of tinkle balls AND a little cat dancer thing thats just the right size that I can play with it by myself! There was also a new collar in there for me, its diet pepsi can blue, with a pretty little diamond looking charm and a bell. Human says its a good thing he sent it, because she cant find my normal collar. *evil laugh* Ooh! And as an added bonus, a BOX!!!!! And a bunch of purple paper which right now is shredded allllll over Humans room, but a BOX!!!!! Wowie, I sure feel loved!!! ♥ Human hopes with all this playing and shredding, I'll sleep through the night. Pffft..... yah right!!! Thank you Simba and Squeaks! You guys ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Purrs & Pounces, ~Chey~]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/326045 Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:12:13 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/326045 Im engaged to the Wild Child! Theres no happier or luckier kitty in the galaxy!!!! I love him sooooo ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/323992 Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:58:47 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/323992 As many of you know, my Humans birthday and my birthday are the same day - June 14. Each year we do ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/322292 Sat, 9 Jun 2007 18:03:18 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/322292 Chey: Human, why do people not get along? Human: Well, Kitter, some people just dislike eachother I ... Chey: Human, why do people not get along? Human: Well, Kitter, some people just dislike eachother I guess. Chey: But, what would the world be like if everyone cared? Human: Oh my Meow-Kit! It'd be wonderful! No hate, no fighting, no suffering, it would be perfect! Chey: What about that Star Trek quote that Data said to the borg queen in First Contact? "Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." Wait.... wasnt it different then that? *they look through the internet* Ah well.... but you've seen the movie, you know what Im talking about! Human: Yes, One, its one of my favorite quotes! I guess things will never truly be perfect, but I can dream, cant I? Chey: Of course, Human! Human: Good..... dreams are sometimes my only relief from reality. Chey: Why else would we dream?]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/316736 Mon, 28 May 2007 18:23:35 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/316736 My Kat, its so good to be home!! Friday night, we all got into the truck and drove 2 hours to a l ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/313935 Thu, 24 May 2007 12:42:11 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/313935 Tomorrow is the day! At around two-ish, me and the Humans will be leaving for Des Moines, IA! Saturd ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/311843 Tue, 22 May 2007 18:11:44 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/311843 Gah! Squeaks got me this time!! For those of you Im directing to my diary, look at the entry below! ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/311293 Mon, 21 May 2007 19:00:39 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/311293 Playing gotcha - the meme game I have been tagged! That is right I have been tagged by Benjamin t ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/305676 Sun, 6 May 2007 16:12:36 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/305676 If I live to be a hundred And never see the seven wonders Thatll be alright If I dont make it to ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/302148 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:48:00 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/302148 Put on my blue collar And I leapt to the desk Landed in the spot where the captain sits In the ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/300194 Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:13 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/300194 I cant let this happen! I've been feeling so... different lately... anykitty else notice? Is this "g ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/298947 Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:35:09 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/298947 Im a good kit, love my human Love Jesus and America too Am a good kit, crazy 'bout Catster Love h ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/297748 Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:47:10 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/297748 Three thirty in the morning Not a soul insight 'Cept the young panther stalkin' through the nig ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/279256 Sat, 3 Mar 2007 20:23:51 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/279256 They said "Your pets will ALL be on......." ALL!! I WASNT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/279101 Sat, 3 Mar 2007 13:16:49 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/279101 We just got back! It was so awesome! I was the only cat there, but I got to strut down the cat walk! ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/276124 Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:08:48 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/276124 Its bothered me for awhile now. Theres something I dont understand. Why do people, and cats, not get ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/265907 Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:39:29 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/265907 To the music of Lee Greenwoods God Bless The USA If tomorrow all the things were gone I’d worke ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/264206 Sat, 27 Jan 2007 18:48:32 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/264206 My Human and I were to go to her mums house for a birthday party today. We did. Thats where I became ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/260739 Fri, 19 Jan 2007 22:34:48 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/260739 From This Moment On ~Shania Twain (I do swear that I'll always be there. I'd give anything a ... From This Moment On ~Shania Twain (I do swear that I'll always be there. I'd give anything and everything and I will always care. Through weakness and strength, happiness and sorrow, for better, for worse, I will love you with every beat of my heart.) From this moment life has begun From this moment you are the one Right beside you is where I belong From this moment on From this moment I have been blessed I live only for your happiness And for your love I'd give my last breath From this moment on I give my hand to you with all my heart Can't wait to live my life with you, can't wait to start You and I will never be apart My dreams came true because of you From this moment as long as I live I will love you, I promise you this There is nothing I wouldn't give From this moment on You're the reason I believe in love And you're the answer to my prayers from up above All we need is just the two of us My dreams came true because of you From this moment as long as I live I will love you, I promise you this There is nothing I wouldn't give From this moment I will love you as long as I live From this moment on]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/258169 Sat, 13 Jan 2007 21:41:39 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/258169 Yes, thats right!! The Cheyster has made a new discovery in which ALL of cat kind will benifit from! ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/254982 Sat, 6 Jan 2007 22:26:34 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/254982 Life after My Best Friends Death... August 14, 2004, my best friend in the entire universe died. ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/252252 Mon, 1 Jan 2007 01:49:23 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/252252 A purrsonal favorite of poems... The Panther, by Jeanne M Owens Black as Night It hides ... The Panther, by Jeanne M Owens Black as Night It hides in the shadows, Bright golden orbs Watching the movements Of the unsuspecting before it; Then, suddenly, it strikes, And Death claims yet another victim As the Panther snatches its Prey. Hope you enjoy it as I did! ~Chey~]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/245357 Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:48:55 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/245357 Up On The Cliffside Up on the cliffside horsies pause, Out jumps all the kitty paws. Down to t ... Up On The Cliffside Up on the cliffside horsies pause, Out jumps all the kitty paws. Down to the ground go the cats with lots of shivers from the horses freak attack, All for the kitties, Christmas joys. Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Up on the cliffside, click, click, click, Back to the LLS with the good ol' kits. Santa Paws Is Coming To Catster You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Paws is coming to Catster! He's making a list, And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice. Santa Paws is coming to Catster! He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry. Better not pout, I'm telling you why. Santa Paws is coming to Catster! Santa Paws is coming to Catster! O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How many presents hold thee? Your boughs are green in summer's clime And through the snows of wintertime. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How many presents hold thee? O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, What goodies will befall me? When oft at joyous Christmas-time Your form inspires my song and rhyme. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, What goodies will befall me? O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, Your boughs can be fun to climb. That constant faith and hope sublime Lend strength and comfort through all time. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, Your boughs can be fun to climb. Aint Gettin' Nuffin' Fur Christmas I barfed on Humans's head; Somebody snitched on me. I hid a mouse in Humans's bed; Somebody snitched on me. I spilled some pop on Humans rug; I made Human sit on a bug; Bought some 'nip with a penny slug; Somebody snitched on me. Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Human and Human II are mad. I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. I put some trash on Human's chair somebody snitched on me. I tied a knot in Human's hair somebody snitched on me. I ate my Human's plants climbed a tree and tore Humans pants Filled my water bowl with food somebody snitched on me. So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Human and Human II are mad. I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. I won't be seeing Santa Paws; Somebody snitched on me. He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me. Next year I'll be going straight; Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late; Somebody snitched on me. So you better be good whatever you do 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/242838 Sat, 9 Dec 2006 22:37:51 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/242838 I let Cole post this on his page too, but I'd like too post it here as well. I love mixing up songs ... Kitty Cat Rock Kitty cats, Kitty cats, Kitty cats rock Kitty cats swing and kitty cats ring Meowing and prowing up bushels of fun Now the kitty hop has begun Kitty cats, Kitty cats, Kitty cats rock Jingle Bells chime in Kitty cats time Dancing and prancing in Kitty cats Square In the frosty air. What a bright time, it's the right time To rock the night away Kitty cats time is a swell time To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet Jingle around the clock Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet That's the Kitty cat, That's the Kitty cat, That's the Kitty cats rock Here Comes Chey-Chey (me) Here comes Chey-Chey! Here comes Chey-Chey! Right down Chey-Chey Lane! Simba and Truman and all her bestest buds are following along the way. Bells are ringing, children singing; All is merry and bright. Hang your stockings and say your prayers, 'Cause Chey-Chey comes tonight. Here comes Chey-Chey! Here comes Chey-Chey! Right down Chey-Chey Lane! She's got a bag that is filled with toys for the cats again. Hear those collar bells jingle jangle, What a beautiful sight. Jump in bed, cover up your head, 'Cause Chey-Chey comes tonight!! The Twelve Cats of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: A persian in a cat tree. On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Two tonkinese And a persian in a cat tree. On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Three Maine Coons, Two tonkinese And a persian in a cat tree. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Four Cornish Rex, Three Maine Coons, Two tonkinese And a Persian in a cat tree. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Five Domestic Shorthairs, Four Cornish Rex, Three Maine Coons, Two tonkinese And a Persian in a cat tree. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Six Orientals, Five Domestic Shorthairs, Four Cornish Rex, Three Maine Coons, Two Tonkinese And a Persian in a cat tree. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Seven siamese swatting, Six Orientals, Five Domestic Shorthairs, Four Cornish Rex, Three Maine Coons, Two Tonkinese And a Persian in a cat tree. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Eight manx's milking, Seven siamese swatting, Six Orientals, Five Domestic Shorthairs, Four Cornish Rex, Three Maine Coons, Two Tonkinese And a persian in a cat tree. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Nine Bengals dancing, Eight manxs milking, Seven siamese swatting, Six Orientals, Five Domestic Shorthairs, Four Cornish Rex, Three Maine Coons, Two Tonkinese And a persian in a cat tree. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Ten Somalis sleeping, Nine Bengals dancing, Eight manxs milking, Seven siamese swatting, Six Orientals, Five Domestic Shorthairs, Four Cornish Rex, Three Maine Coons, Two Tonkinese And a Persian in a cat tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Eleven Pixie-bobs piping, Ten Somalis sleeping, Nine Bengals dancing, Eight manxs milking, Seven siamese swatting, Six Orientals, Five Domestic Shorthairs, Four Cornish Rex, Three Maine Coons, Two Tonkinese And a Persian in a cat tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Twelve mixes mingling, Eleven Pixie-bobs piping, Ten Somalis sleeping, Nine Bengals dancing, Eight manxs milking, Seven siamese swatting, Six Orientals, Five Domestic Shorthairs, Four Cornish Rex Three Maine Coons, Two tonkinese And a Persian in a cat tree. Rocking Around The Late Late Show Rockin' around the Late Late Show at the Catster party hop. Pizza eating where you can see ev'rybody tries to stop. Rockin' around the Late Late Show, let the Catster spirit ring. Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some playing. You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear voices singing "Let's be jolly, Deck the halls with boughs of holly." Rockin' around the Late Late Show. Have a happy holiday. Ev'ryone dancing merrily in the new old fashioned way. Hope you enjoyed them, and I might write more later... :) Purrs, ~Chey~]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/242089 Fri, 8 Dec 2006 07:47:03 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/242089 Eyes like the flames Anything but tame Black as night Without a fright Flecked white whiskers ti ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/240814 Tue, 5 Dec 2006 07:58:19 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/240814 It was on this night that the lone wolf howled, singing the death of his fallen master. He sang to t ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/227092 Wed, 1 Nov 2006 15:00:53 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/227092 What an eventful couple of days!! Last night, while human was out, she kept hearing these weird soun ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/225433 Sat, 28 Oct 2006 20:24:58 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/225433 Yes, you read it right. My day started out, with me getting a bath. Now, I've had enough to learn to ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/207808 Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:06:22 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/207808 *Cheyanne drags out her feather toy and sets it gently on the floor, next to her human who is washin ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/204299 Fri, 8 Sep 2006 12:56:56 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/204299 Wednesday night, human got in the mail, this ugly, hideous, nasty, disgusting PINK keyboard! IT WAS ... PINK enter my lair. I finally gave up last night when my human said it was time to go to Catster. Since there was no hope of destroying the pink monster, I jumped to the top of the monitor to supervise my humans typing. After awhile I recieved an IM from Morris!! While typing, my "k" stopped working. I kept pushing the button, but nothing. Funny, how do you type your "k" key isnt working? MOL!!! Well, then my "8" stopped working. Then went the "i." I think there was a few others, but we gave up and threw the ugly keyboard back into the box. VICTORY ALAS!!!!!! THANK YOU CATSTER IM!!!! YOU CONQUERED THE PINK KEYBOARD!!!! MY HAT GOES OFF TO YOU!!! ALSO THANK YOU MORRIS FOR CONTRIBUTING IN THE DESTRUCTION!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!! Purrs, ~Chey-- Pink Hater~]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/199327 Sun, 27 Aug 2006 15:16:06 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/199327 My human is so sad today. She heard the song that reminds her of Dallas. I purrsonally, have never m ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/194533 Wed, 16 Aug 2006 15:28:50 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/194533 SUPRISE!!! I didnt even know I was having kittens!! Heres the story! Human left earlier and I ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/187516 Mon, 31 Jul 2006 23:43:42 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/187516 Do you know how terrible it'd be if we cats werent the kings and queens, but the humans were? Aak!! ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/185181 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 17:44:33 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/185181 Today has been terrible! First off, human woke up today and grabbed the nail clippers. I immeadietly ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/185180 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 17:44:10 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/185180 Today has been terrible! First off, human woke up today and grabbed the nail clippers. I immeadietly ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/183224 Sat, 22 Jul 2006 15:38:18 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/183224 Yesterday, we found out that one of humans friends, is getting a div....(what was that word?)...div- ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/177769 Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:02:37 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/177769 Everybody has a room with the big white porcelian human-litterbowl, right? That is a very comfy thin ... "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick ~Chey~]]> http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/175674 Thu, 6 Jul 2006 14:57:56 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/175674 My scratching post condo came today!! The human just set it up! While she was setting it up, I c ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/173268 Sat, 1 Jul 2006 00:49:19 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/173268 Well... maybe a little bit... not a lot though...anyway today I got a new collar!! Its what I call, ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/168619 Tue, 20 Jun 2006 23:57:11 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/168619 Sweet Cheyanne, I've always wanted to tell you, how special you are to me. Though I may be a tad cra ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/167810 Mon, 19 Jun 2006 00:28:07 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/167810 Well June 14th was my birthday. Im 2 years old now. I feel so old. So wise. The horror. I can actual ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/166533 Thu, 15 Jun 2006 14:34:08 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/166533 I gots me a little secret! Its so exciting! Im on cloud 9! Well... IM GETTING CATSTER PLUS!!!!! Its ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/157048 Sun, 21 May 2006 20:11:55 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/157048 How dare she!!! Mom is almost more evil then me! How dare she give the royal Cheyanne a bath! Aak! S ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/155318 Tue, 16 May 2006 17:17:37 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/155318 Recently I've been creating chaos throughout the entire house. Quite fun if you ask me... however th ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/154913 Mon, 15 May 2006 16:34:39 PDT Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/154913 Well... This is probably gonna be very short but I'd like to say a big congrats to my handsome hubby ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/133107 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:16:37 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/133107 I am evil... pure evil... Muwhuwhaahaahaa!!! My human bows to me! Like it should be! However my arch ... http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/95315 Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:10:16 PST Cheyanne ~ writing at catster.com http://www.catster.com/cats/64708/diary/Welcome_to_the_darkside/95315 I'm soooooo happy! Morris asked me to be his girlfriend the other day! Of course I said yes! I'm als ...