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<title>It's a Calico's Life</title>
<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life</link>
<description>Catster diary for the cat Desiree</description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2009 by Desiree &amp; Catster</copyright>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:57:34 PST</pubDate>
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		<title>Changes Happenin</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life/464288</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 27 May 2008 13:21:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Desiree ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, it has been a most furry long time since I decided to add to my diary. I didntz realize so muc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, it has been a most furry long time since I decided to add to my diary. I didntz realize so much time had gone by. Bad meowmie! You shud haf reminded me.

Lots of changes have happened in the past few days. Becuz my sisfur Baby Kitty was diagnose wif dia-bee-tus, alla us kittehs are being fed twict a day instead ob only onct. It smaller portions, but I dontz see to be frowin up much either. Probably cuz I dontz eat so much all at one time.

So Baby being sick is gud fur us ofur kittehs, not so gud fur Baby. Hmmm, dat is most furry strange. I needs to think on this situ-a-shun. Any ofur kittehs owt ther wif dis purr-dik-a-ment?

Well, purrs fur now. Time fur a nap!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I've Been Tagged!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life/312550</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 May 2007 12:43:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Desiree ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tag ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write in their own diaries about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary!

OK - Now about me!

1) I caught my first and second mousies ever just 2 weeks ago – on the same night.

2) I am an expert ghostie and greeble hunter.  Yes – I see dead people.

3) I can jump from a sitting position on the floor to meowmie’s chest in one hop.  When I do that, I “merp”.

4) I love laying on the back of meowmie’s catputer chair when she’s on the catputer.  It is my special spot and I’m the only one who lays there.

5) I am furry fast.  Every night is Kitty 500 night.  Especially when the ghosties visit.

6) I still can play and run like a kitten, even though I’m almost 9 years old.

7) I love to torture the male Paul.

I am tagging:

<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/101005">Playful</a>
<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/172907">Molokko</a>
<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/95105">Essence</a>
<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/199020">Royal</a>
<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/416250">Smokey</a>
<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/197721">Miss Valentine</a>
<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/416286">Monster</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Anofur One!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life/300263</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:34:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Desiree ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>I gots anofur mousie jus now. Tew in one night! I am really da mightiest hunter!

Meowmie is upset ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I gots anofur mousie jus now. Tew in one night! I am really da mightiest hunter!

Meowmie is upset - she nefur saw mousies befur in here. But I keep telling her I is haffing fun.

I must go now & watch fur more!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mighty Hunter!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life/300179</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:30:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Desiree ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>I caught a mousie! A real, live, running mousie! My furst one! Wooo Hoo!

Meowmie was so eggcited  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I caught a mousie! A real, live, running mousie! My furst one! Wooo Hoo!

Meowmie was so eggcited fur me! And Dusk was trying to steal my mousie & I wouldn't let him. I growled, with the mousie in my mouth. When I put it down, I guarded it & whacked it when it moved.

Then Meowmie's brofur came home & he took it owtside. Now I haf to find anofur one. Meowmie says where this is one, there are more.

So now I am Desiree, da mighty hunter! And meowmie said we wouldn't know what to do wif a live mousie. Hah, hah - fooled mew meowmie!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demolitions Expert</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life/194482</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:50:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Desiree ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Yep - dat's me. I am now the Demolitions Expert/Operative fur a new special team on a secret mission ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yep - dat's me. I am now the Demolitions Expert/Operative fur a new special team on a secret mission. I was picked because I'm so good at shredding furniture & projectile vomiting. I can destroy anything in furry short order.

I'm also in tip-top shape. I'm sleek & strong & a great jumper. I have been practicing the 2 training lessons & I've got them down to a science. The full-out sprint run - zoom - zoom - thru the howse. I go so fast, mew can hardly see me. Then I stop - stare - mew loud - than OFF I GO AGAIN! Nobody can catch me! I can get in & out & destroy faster than any hoomin could even move.

And I do the flop good tew. One minute I'm standing straight up, then bam - I'm down on my side. Hoomins think I died - but I'm only purrtending. Because then - BAM! I'm up running again.

Whew! This work-out is tough. But I'm a tough kitty. And I want to do the team proud. Because kitties were meant to control the werld! Here's to werld kitty domination!

Hoo-Ah!
Desiree (aka Miss Hiss)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Need Some Help</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life/136767</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:04:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Desiree ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>I need help wif dis greebling &amp; ghostie patrol. I think I need to train a helper. That stinky boy ki ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I need help wif dis greebling & ghostie patrol. I think I need to train a helper. That stinky boy kitty may be just a tom, but he's beginning to show some promise. Maybe I should train him.

Last night, I saw him patrolling meowmie's bedroom. He efun had her freaked out by pawing da wall over her head in bed. She cudn't see da greebling oozing thru from owtside. But Dusk did & he did a good job at making it go back owtside.

Hmmm... I wonfur if he might be infurested in being my soldier-helper?

I think I gonna go do some recruiting...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Kitty's Work is Never Done</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life/131734</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:57:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Desiree ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>I was furry busy last night. I had to work hard all night to keep the greebles &amp; ghosties out of our ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was furry busy last night. I had to work hard all night to keep the greebles & ghosties out of our apartment.

Meowmie's brofur Paul watched me try to climb up da wall to chase a ghostie back into da upstairs apartment where he belongs. He walked over to see what bug I might be chasing. Silly hoomin - mew can't see no bug, because no bug is dere. It was a ghostie.

I was still busy this morning - running, running. I even mewed to meowmie to stay home & help me, but she had to go to werk to make dat munny stuff she uses to buy us food & toys.

Oh, mew - I's tired. I think I will take a nap now that it is daytime. I need to rest up befur da ghostie wakes up for more mischief tonight.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ghosties &amp; Greeblings - Oh My!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/188409/diary/Its_a_calicos_life/129556</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:59:19 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Desiree ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>My work is nefur done. No matter what I do, how much I patrol this apartment, the greeblings are at  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My work is nefur done. No matter what I do, how much I patrol this apartment, the greeblings are at invasion status. What's a kitty to do?

It doesn't help that I seem to be the only kitty to see these things. I whine & cry & point them out to everybody - but not even Isis, my new-rotic tortoiseshell sisfur, can seem to pay attention. She's only worried about the squirrel mousies & deer mousies owtside. Silly kitty - they aren't in HERE! HERE is what we haf to worry about & purrteck!

And den there are the ghosties. Efun meowmie knows about the ghosties. Does any other of the kitties care? No. Efurrytime meowmie goes out ghostie hunting wif her hoomin peeps, she brings back 1 or 2, that only I can see. Efurrytime, I haf to run dem off to purrteck owr house.

At least meowmie's brofur helped out last week. He at least brought a potion to sprinkle around & chase dem away. Tank mews, unca. It was sweet of mew to help.

Oh mews, dere is anofur greeble hanging from da ceiling! At least da ghosties are gone fur now - but I heerd meowmie talking & I think she's going again next week. I hope not tew many comes back wif her - I's worn out!

Gotta run - dat greeble is dripping closer to da floor. I can get him soon...]]></content:encoded>
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