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<title>My first day</title>
<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day</link>
<description>Catster diary for the cat Andy Boy Anderson</description>
<language>en</language>
<copyright>Copyright 2013 by Andy Boy Anderson &amp; Catster</copyright>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 11:07:45 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>One mouse,two mouse,blue mouse</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/814927</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 4 Feb 2013 17:22:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>This is an ode to my toys. Mez love them.  They keep me busy all day and keep me fit.  I love throwi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This is an ode to my toys. Mez love them.  They keep me busy all day and keep me fit.  I love throwing them ups in da air and flinging them all around.  I don't like it when they get lost down in the basement or go under the refrigerator. 

Mousies I loves you. You make my day go by faster and I feel like super soccer cat.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One mouse,two mouse,blue mouse</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/814929</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 4 Feb 2013 17:22:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>This is an ode to my toys. Mez love them.  They keep me busy all day and keep me fit.  I love throwi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This is an ode to my toys. Mez love them.  They keep me busy all day and keep me fit.  I love throwing them ups in da air and flinging them all around.  I don't like it when they get lost down in the basement or go under the refrigerator. 

Mousies I loves you. You make my day go by faster and I feel like super soccer cat.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Message moving up</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/814259</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:50:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Mama and I are moving up.  Got an iPhone 5.  Messages a little scared of it. 

Next ting.  Mez wan ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mama and I are moving up.  Got an iPhone 5.  Messages a little scared of it. 

Next ting.  Mez want to know who my secret friend is. Wes playing a game.  Secret beasts. 
But I wonder if the mask message was a hint? Hmmm who wears a mask.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>da bridge aint so bad</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/813367</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:21:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>So here's some advice for da hoomans... if youz have a hiatal hernia...and it can be operated on ... ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So here's some advice for da hoomans... if youz have a hiatal hernia...and it can be operated on ... do it...now.

Now, not that Mama's fav almost centurion was going to lives forever... but here's what happens whens you gets old with dat un treated.

About five- six years ago mamas grandma Tess moved to Atlanta. Most of da family is dere and it warmer. She lives in a fancy assistant living place.  They diagnosed her with dat ting and put her on prilosec. And said she wuz too olds for da surgery.  Now, its backing up acid, bacteria and crap into hers lungs. She can't breaths.  She been in hospital for a weeks. Tons of testing... really making hers in pain and getting more tireds. 


So they have a drain in her lungs, antibiotic drips, and now oxygen mask. but pulmonary dudes say that dis is da end. Others say that they can put a breathing tube in. But she said no, because eventually the bacteria that keeps flushing in will kill her.  Plus, she has da living will. But for a while dere she wuz uncomfortable. So mama not so sure about having a  living will for herselfs. She does not now

  This hospital has taken everything out and giving her morphine to lulls her to sleeps forevers.  Da mama said but no wants her and pain..and is happy that no more painful testing and crap wills be done.

Kittehs don't have to go through dis. Maybes in da beginning, but wez gets da shot and goes bye bye. Quick.

Yesterdays night.... everyones in da hospital room thought she was hallucinating because she was talking about her kitty Molly who died at 19! And her late husband.. so dez waiting for her.  It might be tonight. Wez don't know. We are hearing horror stories of people living for a month or so.  But wez hope not.  

Mama will be sads and my own grandma, Susan. I feels bad cuz i bite grandma last week. 

 But I know something is wrong.  Usually, I sense mama's sickness. I know when she has a fibro, ibs or chrohns flare coming on. Or da allergies. Iz great cuddle beast. Iz will be heres and hopes they will be there for my last day..as hard as it is.

Mez loves you mama

oh and wez got diary of the day again!

Yeah]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>So mez so frusterated</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/812571</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:19:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Da mama is taking care of da grandma... Weza all lives together. In August grandma had da back surge ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da mama is taking care of da grandma... Weza all lives together. In August grandma had da back surgery and now she had her foot operated on. My momma has been oks. She has a lot of illness, so it's hard for her to do all her stuff, my stuff, and other hoomans.  Other hooman is demanding. Meza no likes her.  She takes my mommy away.  Well, the computer does too. But she's not on deres dat much anymores.

So mama is always fetching stuff for da gimpy hooman. No times for andy... her kitteh.
 
( that is not true. I have been patting him and giving him special treaties... rubbing his little sick nose)

Yeah..... but you no play laser pen with me or fleecy... alots like before.  

(This cat is obsessed with the laser pen.  I enjoy playing it with him but it's getting a little too much. Plus, he started wheezing...so...)

Laser pen! Laser pen... meza want da pen all day!

Well, Iz done complaining... and I am still not happy....]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hee heee</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/810436</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:59:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy typed my name in the search bar. And I came up as an american/ short haired bengal/ mix.  But  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy typed my name in the search bar. And I came up as an american/ short haired bengal/ mix.  But it had a Dogster address. Weird. We wuz giggling.
Mez famous!

Heee heee... internet... the little stripped kitty is on dere....

heaaaahhaaaaaaaa ahh]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Santa Claws</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/807225</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 2 Dec 2012 18:21:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Andy do you know who Santa Claus is?

A:
No. I do not.  I saw this green thing called the Grinch  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Andy do you know who Santa Claus is?

A:
No. I do not.  I saw this green thing called the Grinch on TV. It was most excellent.  But the critters that were supposed to be hoomans were weird looking.

Me: So, no Santa movies?

Kitty:
Um.... no. I haven't seen the Santa on TV. But You told me the Santa used to get Leo tons of nice presents. Leo loved Xmas.  Will I get toys too?

Me: Of Course little boy!

Kitty:Do I have to get you a present?

Me; No, How about snuggles and kisses.

Kitty: Sure.... but mez sometimes don't like to do that.

Me: Andy, you have been weird today. All ansy and being bad.

Kitty: Yeah me bad... iz fearful.

Me: Oh dear.

Kitty- Iz tough fuzz ball.

Me= sure beast... oh remember we watched Rick Steven Christmas in Europe?

Kitty- yeah dat was awesome when the skied up da hill to get da tree! and sledded back down.  Very nice... good morsels too.  Hey... they have a tree like ours! That's why it;s in our house. I mean it looks like a tree. But it has no smell and no bark!

Me- it;s a fake tree.

Andy- What? Hoomans are stupid. Why would you do that?

Me- we have to pay for a tree each year. This way that one will be stored and used year after year.

Andy-oh... do you have to have a tree?

Me- no, but it's nice to though.  The only thing that the grandma likes about xmas. 

Andy- why?

Me- She's the Grinch II.

Andy- But why?  She doesn't seem grumpy. 

Me- Oh Christmas brings it out in her.  She hates buying gifts and crowds.  But she has no right to grumpy.  No one is doing gifts this year. 

Andy- hee heee. Mez want to see her grumpy. 

Me- Baby, soon will decorating the tree...and I will teach you carols, and tell you about the baby Jesus.

Andy- ok.... another schooling on hooman culture.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mez got kitty of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/806414</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:42:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>But weza missed it because we were playing and taking times off from da computer. Momma and I played ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ But weza missed it because we were playing and taking times off from da computer. Momma and I played laser light tag and snuggled.

I had my first taste of turkey and momma put up a tree. I wants to climb it but already got yelled at for eating it. Heee heee.

Iz went outside. Mama carried me outside to take pictures of her with da new car-car.  I wuz so cold, I wuz shaking. Mama cuddled mez closed to her. I felt like a little baby.
I think she is going to take me for a ride in new car-car. Iz scared.  I will let you all know how it goes.

Meow with ya later!

Andy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, it's veterans day</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/804798</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 11 Nov 2012 20:15:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Mez a veteran.  Not an American ones. Mez zombie hunter and protects da community... So Iz veterans. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mez a veteran.  Not an American ones. Mez zombie hunter and protects da community... So Iz veterans.

Mama left me for a longs time today.  Theyza came back smelling funny. But not of other animals. So that's good.  Iz don't know where they wuz.

So mommy got bird food for the feeder. Ohz mez has had da squirrels, birdies... I sat there all morning drooling. Much fun for the kitty.

Iz on my own chair now. Mommy does not like it. I used to snuggle with her on couchy every night.  Now mez independent and by myself! Sumtimes I snuggles with her.

Tootle for now...
andy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/804413</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 8 Nov 2012 16:01:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>So..... what's the big deal?

The pumpkins were cool and I enjoyed sniffing them yesterday. I saw  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So..... what's the big deal?

The pumpkins were cool and I enjoyed sniffing them yesterday. I saw some kids come to the door. Why?  They need to be at home in dere cat beds.  Like me's...

What are you giving dems? You should give me treats. mez like dose vetri lysine vitamins. deys good.

So you heard from Leo and Taffy. That is good. Mez not jealous... I hope we can play more laser light tag. Meza likes dat.  Bathing now.

Talks to you later!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Iz back!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/802973</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 06:07:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Mez haven't written for a while.  Mostly, I have been busy making dis house my home. It's huge. I al ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mez haven't written for a while.  Mostly, I have been busy making dis house my home. It's huge. I always have some place to go.

I no longer hunt zombies for the CZKA because theyz kinda demoted me to desk work afters they found out I MIGHT have feline herpes.  Iz can't be an active killer if iz in a flare. They need strong, fast kitties.  I tink it's stupid I was probably in a flare for the last two years and did rather well. 

So I have moved on from that part of my life. I was upset and discouraged for a while and felt rather discarded.  

So nows I could blogs... I had another blog on blogger but it doesn't work. My facebook page sucks because I can't friend anyone. or post on anyones page as me ANDY.  Just the hooman.

Wez awaiting da big storm. Da grandma all nervous. My mama doesn't really care. 

I gotta go.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>why comes...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/800824</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 15:18:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>dah hoomans always tells me no,,, Iz can't make furry friends out of the kitchen rug. Mez can't knoc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ dah hoomans always tells me no,,, Iz can't make furry friends out of the kitchen rug. Mez can't knock dings down off the coffee table. I can'ts goez outsides....  I can't play with my water.  tired of dah no's
 

hmm what can andy do?  Well they lets me on beds and couches.  mez snuggle with dah hoomans.... well da one. and can plays with toys.... but no bities on the hooman.... (sigh) 
Mez pissed.... just gonna curl on and sleep.

tired of da no's.

Andy da cat....]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Summer fun</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/788598</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 20:33:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Yeah maybe... but my hoomans aren't having fun at all. Both of them put their backs out. And mommy h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yeah maybe... but my hoomans aren't having fun at all. Both of them put their backs out. And mommy has been suffering with her auto immune diseases. Not fun at all.

But mez having fun. Playing with my toys, wandering around my HOME.  Very Happy.

Some kitties wished Leo a happy b-day and sent him zealies. I think that is nice.  He was a much loved kitty on Catster. Iz will never be as popular. But I is a nice kitty and mommy is happy to have me. She tells me everyday. But sometimes I wonder where da Leo went to.  Rainbow bridge, Hooman heaven, or me thinks he might be matter floating above us right now.

Mez wunder.  alot.  

What you otha kittehs think?

Andy da kitteh who ponders muchly.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>mez two today!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/788250</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 06:10:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>After mommy got me on my gotcha date 12/31/11.  Mez went to vet forz congestion. Actually, mez suppo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ After mommy got me on my gotcha date 12/31/11.  Mez went to vet forz congestion. Actually, mez supposed to go for shots this month. eeee. Switch subject..switch subject.

ick.... Yeah so vet said mez was one and a half. Not old man three that papers said.  I wuz behaving very baby- like.  Soz today me two. Which is weird because other most beloved cat, Leo. (RIP)  was born on this day. he would have been ten.  So mama a little sad today. She gave me two new cat nip sacks this week. Fun!  I hope she no cries. I never know what to do when that happens.  

I guess just give kisses and purr.  

Andy da super cat
who kills da zombies!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>mez have blog now-&gt;   http://meowoutloud.blogspot.com</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/776688</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:54:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Yeah I have a blogs now..... mommy wanted it cuz she likes to swear... But I don't find a reason for ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yeah I have a blogs now..... mommy wanted it cuz she likes to swear... But I don't find a reason for that and I really don't want to write in both places.  Too much kitty energy... I need that energy for playing.

Plus, I am not as..... Well, If you look at Leo's diary it's very good. I am not so entertaining. I am a different kitty. Plus, I am smaller and don't know how the world runs. I have more questions. 

I was reading a couple of quotes from a cat named the dali lama... mez liked him...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>mez tireds...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/776108</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 18:28:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Yeps... TIRED. Been chasing all of my toys around. I love them. I never had my own toys before.  I w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yeps... TIRED. Been chasing all of my toys around. I love them. I never had my own toys before.  I wonder what da kittehs are doing at the shelter? 

My hooman has been leaving. Last weekend I heard she went to friends. I did not like it.  I screamed all day friday and saturday. Dat other hooman is not snuggly!  My hooman carries me and hugs me.  Dis one yells.  But she patted me.  But I wanted MAMA. 

Den I sees da bag out again... and she was doing tings.  So I think that witch is leaving again!!!!  NOOOOOOO>>>>>
me no likies...  

Sigh.... I will just have to sleep most of the time... so it goes by fast... or throw my toys around.  

Andy da sad kitteh.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>who is da Easter Bunny?</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/773782</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Apr 2012 18:19:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>And why does a bunny get a special day?  What did he do?

Mez chase and hunt Zombies... so Andy sh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ And why does a bunny get a special day?  What did he do?

Mez chase and hunt Zombies... so Andy should get a day. Andy Boy Day...

Um... but I wouldn't know what day we would have it on.  I guess we woulds all dress in foil hats and eat zombies.. yeah dat sounds about right.

Andy da cutest kitty.
( according to mama, not me)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>two months for me</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/768879</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 17:38:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, mama bought me an angry bird and pig fishing pole. You can switch between pig and bird. We hav ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, mama bought me an angry bird and pig fishing pole. You can switch between pig and bird. We have pig on it now.  

Iz broke mama's computer... so wez might be on her less than even we is....!!  She is going to Florida so she needs to save money...den she has da bills.  But walmart has some good deals.

So mama wants to get me a jungle gym and da grandma is totally hating on it... I will go on it, in it and around it... yeps ahuh!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I just wanted everyone to know...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/768080</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:48:49 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>That I am a super hero.... Iz been fighting zombies forz long time.  I don't wearz a outfit.. someti ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That I am a super hero.... Iz been fighting zombies forz long time.  I don't wearz a outfit.. sometimes da zombie hat...
So mex first super hero here...maybe....]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>mez really two</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/764336</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Feb 2012 18:27:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>what mommy has been saying. But three, two ... I don't know what dat means... But before I used to s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ what mommy has been saying. But three, two ... I don't know what dat means... But before I used to say Iz don't these tings Iz only three.  Now I can blame it on being only 2.

Superbowl... mez slept through that.... Now Iz sleeping my shots off. I went to vet today. I got an antibiotic shot and steriod shot. For mez ashma,,, and strange bald spot by tail-tail.  

Otherwise, Iz liking my roomates and new home... Maybe they will give me tuna on my second month aniversary. 



 Andy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MEz brave kitty...NOT!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/763411</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 3 Feb 2012 17:05:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma: Andy get out from under da couch.
Andy:  NO!
Momma: Baby, come out now.
Andy: Heza gonna e ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma: Andy get out from under da couch.
Andy:  NO!
Momma: Baby, come out now.
Andy: Heza gonna eat me....... (Whines)
Momma: What?
Andy: Dat beast... heza gonna find out Iz here... and he's gonna eat me!
M: What beast? Do you owe a zombie money?
A: No.... I saw a picture of Leo.  
M: Where?
A: On the xmas cards... on da end table.  
M: Oh... so?
A: He a big beast!!! He out dere somewhere... and he gonna come back! He will be pissed I'm your baby now....
M: um... mammal... Leo is gone... I think a coyote morselled him.
A: Youz don't know dat!
M: well no one advertised for a lost beast....
A: Was dere a body?
M: Eww beast... NO! That would have been awful.
A; Den dere is no proof.  Go get my morsels and put dem under dis couch.
M: Hell, no... you be a man and come out and get your morsels like normal.
A: (Whinning) No... he's gonna get me!
M:( reaches under couch) Baby you are shaking.
A: Yeah, I scared.
M: Oh... give me a huggy.
A: I hungry...
M: Let's go get snacks. I want you to know that Leo was a very nice beast. He was my only kitty that had other kitty friends in the neighborhood.  So if he comes back, it will be ok. You will have a friend to frolic with. But I don't think he is coming back.
A: (thinking) I is sorry that Leo went missing. I would be sad if I lost my best friend. Especially to an evil dog decendant. (sighs) I guess I will be safe.
M: Of course, little runt. I will always protect you.  You fight zombies... you can defend yourself!
A: Yeah, But I wouldn't want to hurt your kitty.
M: True.
A: So I guess it will be ok.  Iz on vacation from da zombies. They strong..oh I need to get a new stun gun... aw... I have to fill out da company form for it... mez forgot.
M: Well, then baby needs to do that.
A: Yeah...
M: Time for Tuna.
A: Yipee!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mez watching movies on computer</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/762861</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:16:08 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>I think that squirel from Ice age is goofy.  I wuz watching him for a bit.  Then mommy was watching  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I think that squirel from Ice age is goofy.  I wuz watching him for a bit.  Then mommy was watching some english show on netflix. Now wez watching Dragons: Myth or fact.. from History channel.

Iz on vaccation from zombie hunting. I over did it last week.  I slept all weekend with da hooman on da couch. It was wonderful.

I hope da hooman gives me canned food tonite... She might...
Then its snuggle time....for night nights.

Meow with ya later.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>from da human</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/760671</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:00:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>My baby has thirteen cheek whiskers...and five eyebrow whiskers. I don't think any of my other cats  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My baby has thirteen cheek whiskers...and five eyebrow whiskers. I don't think any of my other cats had that many.

He also has a little thumb up high on his paw that is black. Does anyone know what those thumbs are for?

The little guy has been nuts... running all around. Playing, and stealing all our stuff. batting it around. Although its still bitter sweet and only three months since Leo went missing. But I am happy that Andy is here with me. I still think about Leo and wonder where he is.... I hope he's not too pissed off with me....

I can't wait until the weekend where I can just roost with the boy!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>mommy interviews the small cat</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/760491</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:07:25 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Andy: um iz not small. I three.

Mommy: You are small and a baby.

Andy: Yeah, I still a baby. I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Andy: um iz not small. I three.

Mommy: You are small and a baby.

Andy: Yeah, I still a baby. I got squashed today and you knocked me off the table!

Mommy: I am sorry that the granny scruched you. Is the paw ok? You are so small and light and underfoot all the time. You follow us around all the time.  I didn't mean to make you fall off the table kitty. But you have to stay off the table.

Andy: (Looks at paw) Yeah, it ok. I like going up on the tables and counter.  That's where I find all my treasures to play soccer with.

Mommy: Oh you mean like the grape tomato?  Which is probably rotting where ever you shot and lost it.

Andy: Hee hee....oh yeah... when I bite it to carry it down. Tomato guts oozed out! But I have lost all my toys mommy.

Mommy: Tomorrow, beast, I will look for them.  

Andy: Goody... check under the hutch. Hey, I saw many zombies today.

Mommy: Uh huh... beast I saw you sleeping in your rocking chair earlier.

Andy: I was not sleeping on duty mommy. But dose zombies make mez tired!!

Mommy: So how many did you kill today?

Andy: Well, I think three and then my tazer gun died.

Mommy: Oh... 

Andy:  Hence, the nap on the rocking chair.

Mommy: Do you have a sword like the others?

Andy:  No, it too heavy...sometimes I use poison darts.  I shot them through a big wood straw. I like those... But I lent it to one of the cats from Africa.  

Mommy: Baby have you seen the zombies take a kitties brain?

Andy: Hell no, although I saw some chasing a horse.  They suck da brains out. They evil... I would like to get them all off the earth! Make it safe for all!

Mommy: Good for you beast. But remember its always good to pace yourself so you don't get run down.

Andy:(sighs) I guess. But it's so fun.... chasing dose zombies. Dey think wez so stupid. They are invisible in dere spheres flying around.  But don't they know that the spheres make a buzzing sound when flying? Idiots.


Mommy: Yeah but zombies aren't the smartest.

Andy: Oh. dat not true... they just don't roam around groaning. One that we were tracking was like unabomber smart... 

Mommy: Really?

Andy: Yeah,,, he were tough to take down but we did it.

Mommy: So what are you doing tommorow?

Andy: Sleeping!

Mommy: Good let's start now. I am exhausted.

Andy: I get da soft blanky!!!

Mommy: Whatever....]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ok....so</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/759795</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:34:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>I wuz holding two zombies in detainment... waiting for my boss to come gets them.  He took forever.  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wuz holding two zombies in detainment... waiting for my boss to come gets them.  He took forever.  The zombies are claiming that aliens aren't putting tracking devices up da humans noses anymore. 

They went on and on about how they are now tracking human children through something called flash or jump drives. I serious.  So when mommy came home I came up on da couch and asked for cuddles cuz the zombies made me tired. I mentioned this to her and she started laughing. Then proceeded to tell me that one of da students today tried to open his paper from his flash drive and all of these alien symbols printed out. crap... so I don't know what to believe. 

I should have just killed those zombies.... then I never would have known. Now iz scared. I wasn't even on duty today... and I go in at 3 tommorrow...aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>So da zombies are back</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/759453</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:45:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/759453</guid>
		<description>Today I noticed that there was zombies flying around outside. So mama and I designed a tin foil hat  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today I noticed that there was zombies flying around outside. So mama and I designed a tin foil hat to protect my brain. Da zombies like kitteh brains cause weza smart. Iz not sure if dey eats them or use dem in brain transplants. Cuz da zombies r stupid.

So I wuz superior zombie fighter before. But when I came to da kitty shelter. There wuz no zombies there.  So I had to resort to being just a plain kitty. But now Iz super hero.

The human has this real cool recording... Something about Chakras... and healing.... I fell asleep immediately to it. I was all snuggled up right beside her. I can get as close to her as I want. She doesn't even care... most people are like ugh kitty ... pleaz.... When she got home from work, I got up on her tummy.  

I resting in my rocking chair now. I had to kill zombies before. So Iz tired.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>From the human</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/759279</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:27:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/759279</guid>
		<description>So Andy has been sleeping alot. I hope that little guy is ok.  They say he's three. But I am questio ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So Andy has been sleeping alot. I hope that little guy is ok.  They say he's three. But I am questioning that. He is very spry and plays with his toys all the time. He climbs up on everything. Very kitten like.

But the funniest thing is that compared to Leo he is so quiet when he walks around. Leo was 25 pounds and a couple times when my mother was alone here she would hear what she thought was a person coming up the stairs. She almost called the police once. But every time it was tubby Leo.

Andy only weighs 8lbs. So we can't hear him. Well, when I go into the kitchen. Sometimes I turn around and there's that beast right behind me sitting on the floor. Yesterday he scared the crap out of me.  I turned and nearly scrunched him... I said " Oh christ,,, Andy honey don't stand so close. Baby you scared me." 

Otherwise, I like it when he snuggles with me on the couch. This morning he was laying in bed with me.  All snuggled up. We were just laying there stalling. He was thinking probably the same as me. I don't want to get up and you can't make me!

Rignt now he is resting on the rocking chair. All of our cats have slept in that chair.  Taffy, Ruskus, Leo and now Andy. And when my brother comes to stay with his Bicheon, Precious, She sleeps in the chair too. 

I still think of Leo. Andy isn't anything like him. Even though he has part Bengal/tiger patterns. I call him half Leo.  But personality wise they are completely different.  Andy is also still new to us. And he has never lived in a house. So he is getting used to us and house hold life. 

I am happy that I got an older beast. He's still a kitty and completely new to everything. So funny watching him learn.  I feel bad though because he keeps jumping up to look in all the mirrors because he thinks there's another kitty. 

I thought I would want a kitten 6wks - 1 year. It's easy because you can train them and help shape them. I had Leo on our sleeping pattern for the first three years or so. Then he became all independent and older.  Andy does sleep at night sometimes. But I think he has been playing mostly. We can't hear him though.  And Leo was more trusting.  Andy has been abdandoned and I think abused.  He still backs away from us sometimes. 

But otherwise, We are having fun.

TTFN... or as leo would say Meow with you later.

What will Andy's sign of be?

"Tommorrow is a Mew Day!"  Hee hee.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>wowza</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/758443</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Jan 2012 16:31:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/758443</guid>
		<description>Got ddotd. Most excellent.  Mom is typing for me. We on a kindle fire.  Its ok but I like her laptop ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Got ddotd. Most excellent.  Mom is typing for me. We on a kindle fire.  Its ok but I like her laptop better. I love laying down on the keyboard and hearing all noises.  
So I were a little nervous in dis house cause I smell dogs and kitties.  Ummm theyza not here.  So either my nose has kicked the bucket or they hiding. So I will wait. Meanwhile I play my first favorite game.  I jump up on something and toss items on da floor with my paw.  Yesterday I broke a China thing in grandmas room.  I could tell she wuz mad. So I snuggledup with her all night in da bed .  I also wanted those other animals to know that da granny is mine. So I peed on a very small rug in her room.  

The other human likes playing. She pats me, plays bottle cap soccer, gives me nip toys.  Why don't those other animals come out and play with her? Very mean of them I think.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm back</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/758269</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Jan 2012 15:39:00 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>So I am getting used to being alone.  I don't like it when those bi-peds go to work.  At the shelter ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So I am getting used to being alone.  I don't like it when those bi-peds go to work.  At the shelter I always had cats or humans around.  It's quite different.

Last night I slept with the other human.  I played with the human that brought me home today. We placed with fleecy.  Fleecy is a long string of fleece on a pole.  

I found these wonderful things called soda bottle caps. I have been batting them around. I have lost a fair few. 

I will purr with ya later. I must go explore now.

Andy.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Second day</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/757821</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 1 Jan 2012 18:30:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/757821</guid>
		<description>Where am I ?  It's strange... they haven't brought me back home. Sometimes I used to go home with pe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Where am I ?  It's strange... they haven't brought me back home. Sometimes I used to go home with people... Usually someone that works at da kitty shelter.  So aren't I going back to my cage? 

I wonder if I will stay here?  I mean my cats and humans aren't here but it's sort of nice having peace and quiet.  I roosted down in the warm basement all day today!!!  My box was down here and I had some bowel movements to catch up on.  They kept coming down to checking on me.  But Finally the younger human did carry me up... I didn't fight her. I was far too curious. She put me on my catnip blanky with all my toys and we played. I got on the couch with her and purred.  She was on facebook and I watched the cursor pop around.  Too fun!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>12/31/11</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/1225223/diary/My_first_day/757621</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:12:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Andy Boy Anderson ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>So I was roosting in my kitchen area at my cat home- Mary's Kitty Korner in Granby, ct and this weir ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So I was roosting in my kitchen area at my cat home- Mary's Kitty Korner in Granby, ct and this weird looking woman comes in... The door between the front office and the rest of the cattery is part wood ( on the bottom) and fenced or cage on the top.  

I went to the cage and she leaned in and did sniffies near my nose! Like pups do!! So I sniffed back.  I could smell cofee, berries and something else...

Then she meowed!!! Just like we do!! She sounded kind of like my squeak...!  So she came in and picked me up...and talked a bit.  Then she went in back. She was picking up other kitties and bossing the bad ones around.

Later on, I was up in my bed and she came back and was patting me. doing blinkies, talking.  Then she left for a while.. the next thing I know my human friend is cutting my nails and then takes me away from my bed... What the cat crunchie???? 

Then they bring me out of the kitchen and in to the forbidden area!  I get put in a carrier.  Then they talked and talked...
Next thing I know I am one of those boxes that move!

I cry a bit cause we are moving and I am squashed in carrier. But she talks to me and I settle down. 

The car stops and she takes pictures and videos of me in the carrier.  Then I go inside.  I get let out... it's a huge house.  I explore and find a liter box.. another woman human doing laundry. Smelled very nice. I walked up to her and offered my head for patties.

But then I started looking around in a frezy.  I was running around looking for my shelter kitty friends and humans. Where were they?  I yelped...

I hear..."Andy, it's ok honey."

She got some cruchies and wawa.... I didn't eat it but I sniffed them.  Then she settled in on her couch. I hid down in the basement for awhile. But I am up with them now. I pulled all my toys out.  I am still scared... I smell cats and dogs here but see nothing... So I am on edge a bit.]]></content:encoded>
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