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Monida's horrible, terrible, no good day

February 1st 2012 9:59 pm
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*sobs* Guys, I had the WORST day today. I got a ... *shudders* bath. WHAHHHHHH!!!

Mom was watching TV when I jumped on her lap for some loves. She said I stunk! What?! The lies this woman tells. So she went and got some kitty shampoo. It's supposed to be waterless. However, since my mom is cheap, it's not really quality shampoo. And she put WAYY! too much on. So she decided she needed to rinse it out.

This is where my day went terribly wrong. She filled a little water in the tub and dumped me in it! Oh friends, it was awful. Just awful. To make it even worse, it was cold water. Oh I howled and cried, but she wouldn't listen to me. I tried to escape but it was useless.

*sniff* I had to spend the rest of the day rearranging my furs and trying to get dry. I hope I never have to go through that again. At least I smell nice, I guess. :(

 
Purred by: ZOEY (Catster Member)

February 1st 2012 at 10:10 pm

Yikes! Monida sorry to hear about your terrible awful day. A bath? Not what any cat wants. You stunk? I bet there was a skunk outside the window instead.

Good it is over with and you are all nice and dry and fur is all in place. I bet, pretty as ever, no thanks to your Mom!

Let's hope tomorrow is a much better day :)

Luv,
Zoey
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

February 1st 2012 at 10:19 pm

A bath??? OMC! That is horrible!
Purred by: ishtar *proud wobnapt* (Catster Member)

February 1st 2012 at 10:22 pm

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs of comfort, my friend!
prrrrr, prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

February 1st 2012 at 10:31 pm

What a humiliating indignity!
Did you hiss and claw your Mom in return fur that (not)favor?
Glad you are dry now...
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

February 1st 2012 at 10:39 pm

awww!!! sheez did something as horrible as that just becuz U's Stank!!! such a bad Meowmy!!! at least sheez could oose some warm water!! but what can U's do, Meowmys a Meowmys!! they'll nefur change!! i hope U's can dry and rearrange ur furs purrpurrly, sis!!

lubbs and headbonks
PPT.
Purred by: Orkney (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 3:06 am

OMC Monida! Mummy wouldn't dare give me a bath unless my paws were chained together, MOL
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 4:46 am

This made us CRY too, in fact we would have screamed and hissed and threw a fit. I think DA TABBIES can advise you on how to file a lawsuit against your mommy! Luv and purrs, Tink & Snow
Purred by: Gabby (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 5:12 am

Oh girl... a bath is a horrible thing! Did she take pictures of you in your wet indignity? I only had 1 bath and I hated it. I will NEVER have another. (That's what *I* say!)
Purred by: Bella My Beautiful Angel (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 6:32 am

Oh the horror of it!
I used to get baths, and may again if it ever gets warm enough. Mommy now is afraid I'd take chill...so now I get 'bird baths' witn kitty wipes that are pretty smelling. All natural. then I get brushed.

COLD WATER!!!! That is terrible! Warm water, and then a lovely towel dry can be pleasant...but not cold water!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 8:34 am

OMC, that is the ultimate insult! And I'm sure you smelled really good to start with.
Purred by: Laura W

February 2nd 2012 at 8:40 am

M;

we iz sendin ewe a case oh halibutt.....de nasteee est fish on de planet...

put sum under her bed, in her shooz, on her chair, in de tub, spread round de floor, stuff em under sum rugs N dressers and see if ewe ever hazta have a bath again.....

we....think.....knot
Purred by: Peekaboo (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 6:11 pm

I had to have a bath onse. It was the most horriblest sperience of my entire life! I think your mama should look at the kitty supply store for some nice pet wipers. They are like baby wipers onliest for kitties and pups. That would be WAY better than gettin dunked in cold waters!

Peekie
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 6:47 pm

Oh my poor girl. How horrible! Just don't get stinky (or not) again.
Purred by: Sobe (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 7:05 pm

I've had 3 or 4 baths since I came to live with the Dad Guy...I always smell like a sissy for a week afterward.....
Purred by: Calie Dreamette #17 (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 7:35 pm

Oh no! girrrll that is just awful! I dont get it why would she feel the need to be so cruel, doesn't she know you can bathe yourself? I fell in the tub of moms bath water once on accident and now I do not get close enough to fall in.
Purred by: Alex (sweet angel girl) (Catster Member)

February 2nd 2012 at 7:40 pm

Monida I'm gonna give your mommy a good swift kick! Not only did she give you a baff but one with probably yucky shampoo with terrible ingredients. She should know better than that!
Purred by: Toby (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2012 at 12:09 am

That's terrible - we are sure you would have cleaned up just perfectly by yourself. You poor cat!! We would not like a bath. Purrs Toby and Josie
Purred by: Mietzi Katze♥ (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2012 at 1:35 am

Oh no. Cold water. That is terrible. Does your Mom like to take cold baths too? Any kind of water is horrible I think. I never had a bath. *cross my paws*
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2012 at 5:42 am

sis MIETZI Nut efurry kind!! the water weez drink is essential!!
Purred by: Snow the Kitten - DIT#30 (Catster Member)

February 3rd 2012 at 6:52 am

Okay, I admit it - I'm one of those kitties who loves water, and I play in water all the time! Mom keeps cold water just barely running, or dripping, in our bathtub into our water bowl so I can play, like a fountain. But I make a mess because then I go everywhere and get wet pawprints on everything! It's FUN! I don't even mind too much when I slip into mom's bathwater! I just keep coming back! Silly, I know, but I'm a FUN-lovin' kitten! ZZZZZZZZoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

February 5th 2012 at 7:46 pm

Oh no! why did she use cold water? Poor Monida!

 

Monida


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