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The Stylings of the Sphynx

I scared my momma today.

I was outside at the end of the driveway, sunbathing. Having a grand ol' time just soaking up the rays. My mom drove up to our house and I just layed there motionless. She had thought I had been hit by a car because I was so still. She started to cry and got upset then I woke up and darted down the driveway to meet her. She was so upset and she picked me up and cuddled me. I was a bad boy for making my mommy worry like that!

Shame on me! *giggle*

I got Neutered

Well my mom and dad decided to get me fixed. Dammit. I am not a happy boy. Oh well I got back and them. Wanna know what I did? I pooped all over my mom and in my dad's truck.

*evil kitty laughs*

Visitor

My human's were busy in the house today not a place to sleep! From the crack of noon they were up, cooking ,cleaning, washing. But the worst part, the VACCUME! It chased me from my spot in the christmas tree, under the couch, off the banaster, and out of the warm spot under the bed. (sigh) If I try, I might still be able to get 20 hours of napping in before I go to sleep. As I try to fall back asleep and ignore Isis, there is a knock at the door. I look up, and turn wide awake! Its the little one! Before I can gather myself she runs over to me to give me a big squeeze hug. Man , she can squeeze. And make some noise too! I should just put off sleep for today then. Later on into the night she lovingly invites me to put a puzzle together with her in her room. Being curious to this puzzle concept, I purrfully oblige. It was a trap! The moment that I walk into the room the door shuts behind me, and I am being chased all throught the room! I meow for the bigger humans to help, but they are too busy loving on Isis. Typical. I finally ecaspe through a small crack in the door, and hide myself in the bed until all is still. I see my human on the computer and sit with him. He showers me with love. I guess today want all that bad!