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Goodbye,friends.

August 24th 2014 9:23 am
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Cali died today of apparent old age. She was lying on the bed with me & Snowflake. Her breathing got weaker & weaker,she took a few deep breaths & left us. She did not suffer. She passed being petted & chinscratched & being told that it was OK to leave if she had to.

I am glad that her last dinner with us last night had lots of chicken...her favorite food....

Today is a very sad day for us.

 

My thoughts on choking....

July 26th 2014 8:28 am
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I almost choked to death on a piece of chicken the other night....here are my observations,as near as I can recollect them....

GHAAAACKKKK URRRRGH URRRGH HACKKK BLEAHHHHHH!!!!!!
By Cali
Mmmmm!!! Chicken!
My favorite!
NOMNOMNOMNOM
Others are after my prize....
better suck it down quick....
NOMNOMNO----
ACKKKK!!!!GACKKK!!!! WTC????
Stick...in...my...gullet....
HRRRRK!!!!HRRRRK!!!!H RRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!
It won't come out....
NOOOO!!!
Slobber trailing from my mouth.....
Dad sticks his finger in my mouth....
YOU MORON!!!! I already have chicken stuck in my throat & you want to cram your nasty fingers in my mouth?
A chomp from my cutting molars removes his digits....
GHAAAACK....he rubs my throat....
Finally I swallow it.....
Ugggghhhh.....bleahhhh.....
*whew* That's better....
Better rest for a few minutes....
Macaroni & cheese with chicken?????
GIMME GIMME GIMME SOME!!!!!!
One must get back up on the horse that threw one
Especially if that horse
is chicken.

 

Go to Church or go to Heck.....

February 22nd 2014 5:36 am
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Since Catster is not closing(for now) Dad is thinking of re-activating the Church of Ceiling Cat group....he says it will give me someplace to rant.....I do NOT rant....I form cogent,logical,well constructed arguments,& any LOUD MOUTHED BOYCAT WHO THINKS OTHERWISE MIGHT FIND MY PAW UPSIDE THEIR FLEA-RIDDEN HEAD!!!!!

Anyway,I am the Minister there & may start it up again.....

 

A Catsmas Carol 2013...

December 24th 2013 9:40 am
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I present my annual production of "A Catsmas Carol"....best experienced with catnip cookies & catnip cocoa before a warm fireplace,or at least with the warmth of your furmily around you.......

A Catsmas Carol

 

Another DDP?

August 4th 2013 6:19 am
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First I get a DDP for wondering how old I am....now I get a DDP for writing about getting a DDP for wondering how old I am....the birthday gifts just keep on coming! I wonder how long I can string this out?

 

DDP & More for my Birthday!

August 2nd 2013 5:49 am
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I got a DDP for wondering how old I really am....& when Dad got home from work this morning,he had brought me...a bag of popcorn chicken! Mmmmmm.....Chicken......Thanks to everyone who sent me presents & messages!

 

How old am I?

August 1st 2013 5:04 am
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Today is the day Dad chose to be my birthday....but I don't know how old I am....I have been with Dad for 8 or 9 years...my page says I'm 12 years old....I think I'm between 10-12....

 

Cheese & Dressing....

July 26th 2013 2:37 pm
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I wasn't feeling too well yesterday,but I feel better now....Plus,Dad said it was too hot to cook,so he made a salad...as always,I stared at him & meowed until I got a taste....so on top of my liver & bacon cat food dinner,I got a few chunks of cheese from the salad,& I licked the bowl clean of buttermilk ranch dressing....I might get to like salad if he'd take that green stuff out of it.....or maybe catnip salad?

 

Cali's Memorial Day Purrayer....

May 26th 2013 7:04 am
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I wrote this a few years ago & thought I would repost it again,even if Memorial Day is not until tomorrow.....

Today is Memorial Day. This is the day when our humans remember those who have died defending our country. It is altogether fitting & proper that we do this. I think we Feline-Americans should also use this day to remember our friends who have passed on to the Rainbow Bridge;not to grieve for their loss,but to recall the pleasure & love given to us by their mere existence in our lives,however short that may have been. We should remember the strays & ferals who lie in unmarked graves,unmourned ,simply for the crime of not having a home;of being unwanted. We should remember the victims of animal cruelty(a misnomer,since it is really HUMAN cruelty) who died because an evil or unthinking Human thought their lives worthless. We Purr for all these souls,that they have at long last found the comfort & compassion at the Bridge that they were denied in life. We Purr for all of Felinity that is suffering an illness or injury,a privation or hardship,& we Purr that the Blessings of Ceiling Cat be upon them,and upon us as we remember them today.
In Ceiling Cat's Name we Purr;
Meowmen.

 

"A Catsmas Carol"

December 17th 2012 12:27 pm
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I was debating whether to do this again this year,given my little Burt's passing...I was going to revise it with poor Burt playing the Tiny Tim role....but I decided to go ahead with it....here is my slideshow production of "A Catsmas Carol"....I hope you like it....

"A Catsmas Carol".

 
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