November 25th 2011 6:11 am
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OK,Thanksgiving's over,so I can start complaining again! These kittens...What is WRONG with them! No matter how many times I hiss or take a swing at them,they still think Uncle Tigger wants to play with them. WELL,HE DON'T! Don't get me wrong,Mo is kind of timid,Tux less so & I can stand napping a foot or so away from him,but....those Orangies!!!! They think everyone & everything is their plaything! And even worse,they have formed a street gang! They're going about calling themselves "Agent Orange",& performing all manner of Juvenile Delinquency! Stealing from the garbage can(they ate squash skins last night. SQUASH SKINS!!! NOT EVEN REAL FOOD!),stealing food from grown-up's bowls,dangling from window frames,pulling up rugs to play under them,leaping from atop Kitty City upon each other like the World Rasslin' Federation or something....I don't know how I put up with it all.
Anyway,I hope you all had a good Thanksgi--
HEY!!! YOU KIDS GET OUTTA MY BOWL!!!!!!
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I's understands, Tigger. ours drive mees nuts sometimes too!! ( especially Spot, when he jumps without looking, and lands on mees!!!)
Oh, Tigger, I don't know how you put up with it. I had my paws full with one youngster - and still do - you must teach them the proper way to behave!
You are a stronge one Tig!
Oh Tigger, that's so scary! I can't imagine a house full of kittens, what a nightmare!
MOL sounds like a hoot. You'll have to find a nice high spot so they can't get you, but you can watch all the action.
Really? They're calling themselves "Agent Orange" after the chemical herbicidal warfare defoliant?? I don't know why, but that has me picturing 'defoliated' little kittens. All Nekkid and scrawny and stuff.
Tig you know... There's a whole list of diseases/conditions associated with Agent Orange exposure. I recommend that you treat this dangerous faction as the Class 9 Hazardous Material that they are! I recommend shipping them in a "Type B" container to the moon ~ MoL !
Nuk--Would that I could ship them out as Hazardous Material,but there's that whole "Dad likes them" thing that scuttled my sending Sobe to China....Those Ginger kits boast that they're *Agents* of Chaos,&,well,*Orange*. They're either a street gang or a really bad punk garage band.....
"Dad likes them" puts a kink in the plans... Have you noticed the kits "singing?" ~ I'm thinking though that they're more on the line of a "Thieves Guild" with their stealing of the squash skins and food from the adult's bowls.
I am sorry to say that I like that name: Agent Orange. And my mom was giggling at them eating squash skins. But I agree with Mr D (that rhymed) I think you need a high spot where they can't get at you and you can reaffirm your status as Top Cat. You should ask your dad to put up a few wall-mounted shelves so you can jump up and away from Agent Orange when you need to.