What....?

So....I get a DDP for a diary entry that was a blatant recruitment drive for Tigger's Arcade(no takers,thank you very much)....& now I get another one for whining about my internet connection problems(working just fine now,must have been network problems or the NSA spying on my World Domination plans)....at least there were no poop references in either entry....speaking of which,let's do an experiment....


POOP POOP POOOP POOP POOOOOP POO POO DOO DOO CA CA MAKING POOPS IN THE LITTERBOX POOPS POOOOOOOPS POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POO POO POO DOO!!!!

If I get Diary of the Day for this entry,then the "Diary Gal/Robot Loves Poop References" theory is now & forever more proven correct......

assuming I don't get thrown off Catster.....

Internet Problems?

My internet has been going in & out since yesterday afternoon....I don't know if it's the modem or the service...if I disappear suddenly,that will be why....

ATTENTION NEW CATSTERS! Tigger's Arcade recruiting drive!

Are you new to Catster? Do you like playing online video games? Looking for a fun group to join? Might I suggest that you consider Tigger's Arcade? (http://www.catster.com/group/Tiggers_arcade-16321)

We have lots of fun video games to play,a football picks game for football season,& occasional weekend game tournaments(for fun,not hyper-competitive) & virtual fishing trips! Plus you can meet some new Catster friends!

We are planning a baseball weekend for this weekend....if anyone is interested in joining,you can search the above address or go to my page & click on Tigger's Arcade in the My Groups section....

Check out Tigger's Arcade!

Joey is DOTD!

My Mancat pal Joey is today's Diary of the day! Check him out--http://www.catster.com/cats/1004633#diary

My Birthday....

At long last! All of my plotting,planning & machinations are about to come to fruition! And on my birthday! Nothing can go wrong! All of the calculations have been ciphered to the nth degree! I have but to wave my paw & World Domination will finally be mine! All these years of toil will finally be rewarded! Now to initiate the final sequence---wait....this is my Catster diary....not my super-secret World Domination diary???? Oh crap...uhhh....never mind....just go about your daily routines...nothing to see here....only fooling...heh heh....

***Blast!!! This could foil my entire plan! Curses....Abort! Abort! World Domination,once again you have eluded me but you WILL one day be MINE!!!! Oh yes...MINE!!!!!***

Blizzard's guest needs Purrs!

Blizz has a problem...his dad took in a cat named Kitty....she has had several kittens,all but one dead....there may be more stuck inside....please Purr for Kitty...there may be a site to send donations for a vet visit to make sure she's OK,I'll let you know....

Fishing Trip!

The fun at Tigger's Arcade doesn't stop just because football season is over! Tomorrow we start our first fishing trip of 2013! Come with us to Lake Snagafishee,& enjoy 2 weeks of the best freshwater,saltwater,deep sea & fly fishing! Catch a record fish,enjoy some water sports,or hang out at the pub playing pub games! All are welcome to join Tigger's Arcade & get in on the fun! That's Tigger's Fish Camp at Lake Snagafishee,where the friends are warm,the Catnip Ales are cold & the fish are unusually tasty....

Music is back!

Hey! The music players are working on our pages again! What gives?

Flight of the Overfed

Here is a little poem about an event that occurred before poor Burt passed....I neglected to post it here...I hope it makes your Xmas a bit jollier....

THE FLIGHT OF THE OVERFED

The black kits
are having their usual
reign of destruction
commonly known as a game of "Chase"
up & down the hall
but this morning
Sobe has joined them
he thundered down the hall
his speeding tonnage
seemingly unstoppable
bearing down
upon that kitten Burt
Burt even almost imperceptibly
flinched in anticipation
of being crushed
by the Blubber Express
but Sobe took flight
he slipped the surly bonds of earth
& gracefully floated over Burt
no harm was done
not since the Hindenburg
has such bulk
taken flight
with such majestic ease
Oh the huge manatee
the floor shook & groaned
when the flight touched down
I would not have believed
such a flight possible
we live in an age of wonders
or perhaps it is just a sign
of our impending doom
come the 21st
I do not pretend to interpret its meaning
I simply report what I see
with no more exaggeration
than is necessary

Tigger

Meowy Catsmas!

A Meowy Catsmas to all of our friends! We hope Sandy Claws was good to you all....once again,I didn't get my Lil' Monster World Domination Kit,but we got a big new scratching post & a scrollscratcher thing....good thing,too,those thuggish black kits literally clawed our old scratching post in half....little vandals....