They're gonna LIE to me...On THANKSGIVING...?????

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November 25th 2010 8:17 am
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So Meowm's sitting here with my Aunt T. And I'm sitting RIGHT IN BETWEEN THEM on the couch watching these floating cartoon-character thingies on TV. Meowm said it's a parade???

(I don't even want to begin to ponder what THAT's all about. But I see these things...and I hear lots of music...and these two are LUCKY I'm gracing them with my glorious presence right now...)

Anyway...do you know what Meowm and Aunt T are talking about? The fact that I've been snubbing my turkey food, and that I'll only eat chicken.

Now, apparently, THEY're having that turkey stuff today...and Meowm and Aunt T have systematically decided that they should just LIE to me when they give me some of THEIR turkey...and to tell me that it's CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are SO STUPID. If I can tell the differnce with my cat food, don't they think I'll be able to tell the difference with THEIR food????

They're gonna LIE to me on a major HOLIDAY??????? And try to POISON ME with TURKEY on top of that?????????

Dudes, I better -- BETTER -- get extra treats for this. How DARE THEY???

Happy Thanksgiving, my fur-riends,
Purrrrs,
Coop

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Purred by: Ozzy (Catster Member)

November 25th 2010 at 8:28 am

Coop, human food turkey is a catzillion times better than cat food turkey! Just let them lie to you and give it a try!!! Maybe they'll give you some human food gravy too!!!

Purred by: Athena (Catster Member)

November 25th 2010 at 9:16 am

Just pass it on to me, Coop--I like turkey!

Wasn't the parade fun? Mom and dad got up early to watch it on TV and I sat with them the whole time.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Purred by: ishtar *proud wobnapt* (Catster Member)

November 25th 2010 at 9:23 am

happy thanksgiving, world's greatest coop ;) !
they sure were only sparing the time to open a can. you know - humans are a lazy kind. and then they try to sell that as kindness... actually, like ozzy mentioned, i think you should judge afterwards. and in case that their food isn't awful - remind the personnel to be THANKFUL for your presence at least once the day :D

Purred by: Coopurr (Catster Member)

November 26th 2010 at 8:45 am

Athena -- I just didn't get it! My only thought on that whole parade thingie was, "Wouldn't it be fun to chase those big plastic animals and dig my claws into them and pop them all?"

World's Greatest Ish -- It was pretty good, that human turkey stuff. And I'm still alive, so I'm no longer thinking that they were trying to poison me. And meowmmy did say that I'm the one thing she's thankful for this year...so I guess I'll give her a pass...
Purrs,
Coop

Purred by: Skippy Skipster

December 3rd 2010 at 1:02 am

Yea, mommy tried to feed me that turkey stuff too, but I didn't like it.

Concats on being a Daily Diary Pick, Coop!

Hugs & Purrs,
Skippy Skipster

Purred by: Jeanette C

December 3rd 2010 at 6:08 am

Yep you can pass all that turkey my way. And the beef and pork too - got any bacon?? (burps & giggles)

Hey Concats on being a DDP today!!

Meow!
Little Bit & the SF GAls