HERE'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKIN TO IT ~

LAST NIGHT I WAS GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER YES I SAID SHOWER BUT YOU KNOW A GIRL CAN NEVER HAVE ANY PRIVACY GRRRRRRR!! I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE SHOWER CURTAIN PULLED ..LIKE A LADY AND GUESS WHAT? NONE OTHER THAN MY DADCAT CAME MARCHING INTO THE BARTHOOM I THREW THE CURTAIN BACK AND SAID DO YOU MIND, HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING....WELL DUH WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?? HE RAN ME OUT AND SAID PRESLEY AARON YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT...EXCUSE ME BETTER THAN WHAT?? OH I STOMPED OFF TO BED, I GUESS IF I WANT A SHOWER I HAVE TO WAIT ON MOMCAT TO GIVE ME ONE, HOW EMBARRASSING. DADCAT ALREADY CALLS ME "SOAPY" BECAUSE I GOT INTO MOMCAT'S SHAMPOO A LONG TIME AGO AND WHEN I STARTED EATING I WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, SO FUNNY MOMCAT THOUGHT I HAD RABIES.....HOW FUNNY THEN SHE PICKED ME UP AND TOLD DADCAT SHE SMELLS GOOD, THAT'S WHEN I GOT BUSTED SO I HAVE BEEN SOAPY TO DADCAT EVER SINCE, WHAT A LIFE ~

LOVE PRESLEY ~