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Confessions of a timid cat

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I'm Frost. I am a very sweet cat, but I am very shy. I run away from other cats and other beans, and I don't want anybody getting familiar with me but my Jenn-mom.

I stay inside, mostly, in the wintertime, because I don't like cold weather, but when it gets warm I love to go outside and play and climb trees.

My best friend is Winston. He licks me and snuggles with me. None of the other cats want to be friends. I don't know why. I'm a really nice cat once you get to know me.

I like to hunt. I caught a bunny once, but my bean took it away from me. She said I had plenty of cat food and didn't need to kill things to eat. She doesn't understand that hunting is something bred into me over thousands of years, and things like that are hard to stop! She won't even let me eat the lizards I catch if they're still alive when she finds one in my mouth. They're fun to play with. Mom says I have lots of cat toys and that living creatures aren't meant to be playthings. I disagree.

I have to go. I don't like the other cats to see me on the computer. They think I'm too dumb to use it, but I'm not. I just like them to underestimate me. If they think I'm stupid they will leave me alone. I have them all fooled. I am really very smart.