Mad house!!!!!!!!!!!

Hallowscream party!

Alrightio! Halloween is coming soon! I`m sooooooooooooo excited! I wonder what will happen! And I`m thinking up some costume ideas right now!

Heres what I came up with:

Frankenkat

The Creature From The Kat Lagoon

Pumpkinhead Jack

I have an idea! *Evil smile* I`ll be right back. I`m just going to design my costume! *Snaps fingers. Disapears*

Designing my costume,

Kovu

DPOTD?

I know I`m camping, but I just HAD to write this! DIARY PICK OF THE DAY! OMC! *Does dance* WOOOO HOO! AMAZING! I`M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY! X-tremely happy! This is so awsome. I`m proud today! Da da da ba ba ba ba!!!!! I hope you will all concatulate me!

Signed,

DPOTD! I mean... Kovu

Street dawgs!

When I ran away from home, I met some street dawgs! Their names were Cooper, Peaches, Sassy Lou, Cona and a street cat called Memo.

Cooper was a young beagle pup. He makes alotta noise, buts hes ok.

Peaches was an orange and white dog. She lives with Cona and Sassy Lou.

Sassy Lou is also known as Sassy. She barks and yaps at ya for like half an hour!

Cona is Sassy`s twin. Except he doesn`t make as much noise.

Memo is timid and is shabby. Hes a bit dumb, too!


They are my new friends! Well they WERE, until Meowmy found my in a rose bush! Geez! I woulda been a street cat, but Mum said I woulda been as flat as a pancake if I didn`t be careful!

Signed,

Half street Kovu

Kovu`s Law Book

This is my law book that I listen to! I also made it!

1. Always listen to Kovu.

2. When your eating meat, let me have a share.

3. Don`t listen to my little brother, Hershey.

4. Don`t trust anyone who has the name tag of Flea or Tick.

5. Don`t eat my hat that has a fish on it!!!!


Those are all my rules. I`ll make some new ones on the way!

Signed,

Kovu

Tomorrow!

Oh yay! Tomorrow is gonna be the first camping day! Rosie has agreed to share a tent with me! What a lucky tom I am! Her and I will also go on adventures in the forest, its all gonna go really good. I`ll be tellin some of the most scariest stories at the campfire! It`ll frighten yer tails off! Of course, Jaffa knows alotta these stories! There will be hot dogs and marshmellows to roast! Not to mention my Pack o good stuff! Its got Mice, Grasshoppers, Minnows, Bats and more! I wonder which of us has the map and compass? Probably our camp counselour OLIVER! Hes a smart cat and knows his way around the forest very well! I can`t wait! I hope Tiramisu will be there just in case the bear-thing comes back! I hope Nemo will be wearing his beret as much as everycat does! Its a nice looking beret! If anyone wants to say their goodbyes to me, it might as well be today! I won`t be here tomorrow! I`ll be off on an adventure.

Bye guys!

Signed,

An excited Kovu!

YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOO!!!!

Camping trips coming pretty fast! Its coming faster than you can say Fish and Salmon 90 times! I get to be with Rosie! I can't wait to see her! Roxie and her staff will provide S'mores, OLIVER will be camp Counselor, Ravi will be playing his guitar, and Rosie and I will probably be off on an adventure. We'll all have a blast! Its all gonna happen in just 2 days!

OLIVER said that there will be a stage there, too! Of course, I know what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna play If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback. I just need to find Nickelback's soundtrack and practice. I'm gonna ask Ravi if he can help.

So, in 2 days, away we all go! Its gonna be my first time camping, and I'll share these memories with the rest of RNB. It'l be a great time!

See ya next Monday,

Kovu

Camping soooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At RNB, OLIVER will be hosting a Camp out! Its gonna be fun! Alot of my buddies will be there like Lucy, Blade, Ravi, Sparkle, Nemo and many more! Heres all the stuff I'm gonna pack.

1. An inflatable ***** (I beeped it out because its a suprise! It'll come in handy, too!)

2. A hair comb (Gotta look my best, ya know!)

3. Underwear (Not for my tail, but for my head, of course!)

4. Yo yo (To entertain myself on a rainy day)

5. A fish bowl (Time for some real fishing!

And thats it!... Butcha never know, I might pack another thing or two! I can't wait! OH BOY OH BOY! OH BOY! This is gonna be great!.. OMC, almost fergot! *Picks up his pocket knife* Now I'm ready!

Signed,

Forest Fresh Kovu!

Cholo

Cholo belongs to my Mum`s best friend, Levi.

Cholo is a little rat dog with a rat tail, rat paws and claws, and a big head! His head is big and his body is small! His head is too big for his body! It looks like hes gonna tip over! And he has big, bulgy eyes. No eye colour, just big, black pupils that stare at you.

And hes also sketchy! Mummy was petting him, then she touched his side, then he starts looking around until he finally has a clue on whos petting him. He also has this blanket he alwyas sucks on. Its disgusting. Once, Levi tried to take it away from Cholo, and he bit Levi`s foot.


I saw a picture of him, and I was all like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Mom actually thinks its cute! Blech! Hes wierd looking!

I think hes a rat dog that barks

See ya,

A very grossed out Kovu

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He who has left us, he will be missed... His name was Wayne...


Mum knew a guy. His name was Wayne. He was a great guy. Lisa was his girlfriend. When we found out something was wrong with Wayne and that he was in a wheel chair, Mum rushed over there. She stayed with Lisa and Wayne for like half an hour.

We were all saddened on the dark day of Wayne's death. He will be missed by all of us. Especially Lisa. Lisa loved him more than I could say. I'll let my family have a say in this...

Hershey: Wayne, you may be gone... But you will never be forgotten.

Po Of The Rainbow Bridge: None of you have to worry... I' m on his lap right now, taking care of him.

Roxy: I hope there is plenty of fish for you up there to go fishing with.

Gizzy: Aw, come on! The Wayne dude! Wayne, we will all miss you very much!

Finally, I have my say...

Kovu: Wayne, I hope evryone up there treats you with respect. You were a great guy. Rest In Peace, Wayne...

End...

Thanx guys!

Thank you guys for the wonderful rosettes! It made my day! Thank you to: Blade, Jaffa, Rustle, LuLu, Socks Bush and a few more!

Thanx all so very much for your kindness of the rosettes.

Signed,

Kovu

DIARY PICK!!!!!

Today I`m happy to announce I was once again a winner of, "The Diary Picks" I am proud and happy for this day! And I hope all goes well with my friends here on Catster! You guys are the greatest!

Signed,

Still Prince Kovu

I just wanted to say...

I just wanted to say, Thank you God Mummy Lucy and God Pappy Blade for giving me a crown. I`m honered and I`m now officially Prince Kovu! I`m sending you guys hugs and purrs!

Hug, purr, hug, purr x100.

The four best words to describe it...

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Signed,

Prince Kovu

I`m the Prince!

Since Blade is da King, and Lucy is the Queen (And thier my God Parents) I get to be the Prince! I ran outta zealies and I wanna buy more sooooo badly!! Now, where did I put that card? Hmm...

Signed,

Prince Kovu.

The House par 3

Axel: Its bad because it means hes halfly possesed! You must leave that house today and right now! Before you go mad, too!

Rosie: What happens to the ghost?

Axel: Completely vanishes. Go, go, now! Before my Father s-

*There is a knock on the door, and Axel goes to answer it. In bursts Mr. Claude.

Mr. Claude: Well,well,well! Here we all are!

Axel: *Grabs his axe* Leave these kids alone!

Mr. Claude: *Turns away* Thats how it is, eh? *Turns back to them* ITS HOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN!

Axel: Run, children, run!

*Kovu gets in the car and drives fast*

Rosie: Wait! What about Axel?

Kovu: Your right! He served us well, now we`ll serve him!

*Kovu drove through the bushes and came back for Axel*

Axel: Its ok, guys... Hes gone now. (Holds a bloody axe in his paw) I`m fine. Besides, I should really stay here....

Kovu: Ok, bye Axel!

Axel: *Tromps off into the bush*

*Kovu drove on the highway for a long time until he found Butterscotch`s house where he lives now*

End.

The House par 2.

Kovu: RUN!!!!

Axe cat: Wait, wait! I bring you no harm! I must tell you something! Its important!

Rosie: Keep running, Kovu!

*They both keep running until the axe cat is out of sight, and the house insight. They bang on the door real hard, and finally, Mr. Claude answers*

Mr. Claude: Ah, back from your trip in the woods, I see? *Walks in slowly* Did you enjoy it? *Mildly cackles*

Kovu: Heck no! We saw a guy with an axe out there! He chased us all the way!

Mr. Claude: *Turns slowly around and faces them* Don`t trust the cat with the axe out there, he will try to waste your nine lives more than the painful screams can say! *Laughs* Now, I want you to go back out there, but I don`t want you to run into the man with the axe... Take the trail, but only half way...

*The cats quickly end up in the ugly old forest again, and when they hit a way with three trails, they were completely LOST! Suddenly, big claws sweep down and catches Kovu and Rosie. The cat was, big, black and carried an axe. It was the axe cat. He takes them to a little cottage, and sets them down on a couch*

Axe cat: I bring you no harm, young ones... My name is Axel, and I`m here to tell you inportant news... The Mr.Claude guy, don`t trust him.

Kovu: But he told us not to trust you...

Axel: *Sigh* Claude, you really ARE at it again...

Rosie: At what again?

Axel: I used to live in that house. Matter of fact, I was Mr. Claude`s son... We were a normal family... Until we moved to that house. The ghosts have now possesed him, and he bought an organ, and every night, he would play it. After the ghosts completly took hold of my Father, he went mad. He installed the tap to run blood, and he tried to kill me... I ran away, and I keep this axe to protect me from the things in this forest. Here are some tips, watch out for the basement, thats where he likes to lure his victims, and try not to get possesed...

Kovu: What about the blood thing? Its just paint...

Axel: Put your little muzzle under there, and you`ll see the truth... Now go! My Father has a crystal ball, he can do anything. He knows all, sees all, and kills all! And if you must, you may come back here...

*They ran back to the house. They knocked on the door, but no answer, it just opened all by itself... They walked in, and met Mr. Claude in the living room reading the newspaper*

Mr. Claude: Hello, Kovu and Rosie... Back from your trip in the woods?

Kovu: Yes... We`re off to bed now... *Runs up stairs with Rosie* Luckily, the bathroom, is right beside our room... *Opens the door and turns the tap on*

*Young Kovu sticks his muzzle under the red liquid, and realizes that Axel was right*

Rosie: It is blood, isn`t it...

Kovu: Yep... We should go to bed now, I`m a bit shaken today

Rosie: *Curls up beside Kovu and eyes the room nervously* He knows all, and sees all...

Kovu: Its ok Rosie, everything is fine...

*In the night, Rosie hears the organ playing once again, she looks to Kovu`s side of the bed to tell him, but hes not there. She lights the candle next to the catbed, and runs down the stairs to the organ room. She opens the door to the organ room, and finds a caped figure sitting down, playing it. The figure turns around, revealing the face of Kovu*

Kovu: Hello Rosie...

Rosie: Kovu, are you ok?

Kovu: I`m fine, just.. playing the organ...

Rosie: Kovu, theres obviously something wrong, here... I`m taking you back to Axel`s... *Takes his paw and runs through the forest. Sees the cottage up ahead and runs into it. Knocks on the door*

Axel: *Opens it* Whats wrong? *Looks around and pulls them in*

Rosie: I geuss somethings wrong with Kovu. I found him playing the organ...

Axel: *Gasp* You should know that`s a bad thing!


To be continued...

The House

Kovu: I`m so tired of Icebreaker showing up trying to scare us all the time, aren`t you?

Rosie: Definetly. I`m glad we`re moving.

Kovu: Aw man, I forgot the map!

Rosie: Its ok. I brought the house sales we found in the paper for cheap deals. We`ll live right there! *Points to a bright little cottage* Its the address of 149.

Kovu:Its a good thing we picked that house. The other houses are a little pricey. *Drives up to a big, gloomy house with the address of 149* It looks different in the paper...

Rosie: Its ok. The housemaids probably haven`t been here for a while.

*On the way, Kovu and Rosie spot a big, black cat with an axe. He sneers, and tromps off into the forest. Kovu sighs, and drives into the driveway. He rings the doorbell and a thin gray cat steps out*

Gray cat: Welcome to Furry Falls. My name is Mr. Claude, and I am the landlord. *Looks at the newspaper Rosie is holding and smirks* So, your the ones renting this house?

Kovu: Yes, thats us.

Mr.Claude: Ah... I will show you around... *Walks slowly into the house. Walks into a bedroom with black roses painted on the walls* This,here, is the master bedroom, it has fluffy pillows for you 2 in there *Walks into the bathroom* The taps will pour out red paint, we have a plumbing problem, don`t worry about it... *Shows them a big room with an organ in it* This is the organ room *Shows them everywhere except the basement*

Kovu: Whats in the basement?

Mr.Claude: My room, don`t go in there.

*It turns from day to night, and the landlord guides them back upstairs to the master bedroom* Now, if anything strange goes on, ring this bell (Points to the instaled bell beside the cat bed) Good night, Kovu and Rosie (Closes door slowly)

Kovu: *Gets into the catbed with Rosie* That Mr.Claude guy sure is wierd, huh Rosie?

Rosie: *Curls up* He sure is... *Thunder and lightening begins, and Rosie snuggles into Kovu* Good night, Kovu.

Kovu:Goodnight, Rosie *Looks around, then falls asleep*

*In the middle of the night, Rosie hears the organ playing in the organ room, and she wakes up Kovu* Kovu, Kovu, wake up! I hear the organ playing!

Kovu: Wha? The organ? *Hears it too* Ahh, its probably just the wind. *Goes back to sleep*

*Rosie then realizes its no use explaining it to Kovu, and she forgets about it and falls back asleep. In the moring, they both wake up and see what Mr.Claude has prepared for them*

Mr.Claude: *Stands by the kitchen table chopping up something and putting it in a bowl* Goodmorining, guys. I bought some catnip cereal for you two. *Takes the box out for them* Enjoy!

*After they eat breakfast, Mr.Claude smiles and turns his back to the kitchen counter to clean up*

Mr.Claude:If you go outside and follow the trail, you`ll find yourself in Furry Fall`s beautiful forest.

*They go outside and follow the trail, leading them to an uninviting, ugly forest. All of the sudden, the big black cat with the axe*

Rosie:AHHH!!



To be continued...

Coping with Icebreaker

Icebreaker really wants to fight me, I can tell because he got all his greatest warriors. But luckily, Amberstar, Cloudheart, Rosepetal and Fireclaw have defeated their foes. Shadowpelt has not defeated Dustyfoot quite yet... They are still in battle. I can see the wait and excitment in Icebreaker`s eyes. he can`t wait to fight me to try to gain victory, but I highly doubt he will win.

Purrs,

Skunkpaw

Making a Hershey candy sound exotic.

Hersheys- Lightly coloured choclate dipped in creamy dark coloured choclate. When you taste your first bite, creamy passion flows through and thats the reason why you say, "MMMmmmm..."






(Ok, ok. Yes, I know its sounds like an FB rip-off commericial, but I`m not very good at making things sound exotic)

Wrong Number part 2

Rosie: Kovu, strangers called from an unknown number! They said they`re in our house and they`re going to try to find us.

Kovu: Ahhh, probably my wacky insurance company messing with us again.

Rosie: Well, theres that too...

*Ring,ring, ring,ring*

Rosie: You answer it this time, Kovu.

Kovu: Alright (Picks up the phone) Hello?

Caller: We`re in the basement *Hangs up*

Kovu: Rosie, lets hide in the attic, we`ll be safer there.

Rosie: Alright. (Leads the way) AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Kovu: *Gasp* The callers!

Callers: Thats right, its us!!!

*The 2 hooded figures move towards them*

Kovu: Call your Brothers before its too late!

Rosie: But they`re probably behind this! *Pulls ones hood off, revealing a face full of scars and the other was a dark tabby*

Kovu: Its Icebreaker and Tigerhead! Our enemys! Qiuck, its warrior time once again!

*They transform from harmless kitties into werewolf sized warriors*

Kovu: You want afight? Wel come GET IT!!!!! *Hisses and kicks Icebreaker in the face*

Rosie: *Gets her tail pulled by Tigerhead but turns around and swiftly jumps on her*

Kovu: We`re done here, Icebreaker!

Icebreaker: Oh no no no, Skunkpaw! It has bearly begun! *Jumps out the window with Tigerhead as they run back to camp*

Kovu: Well, Rosie, another mystery solved... for now.

End.

Wrong Number

Kovu: Alright Rosie. Ready for mission Prank Call?

Rosie: Yup.

Kovu: Ok, lets prank call Pumpkin first.

Rosie: Ok, I`ll dial the number

*Ring, ring, ring*

Pumpkin: Hello? Is this Mario`s pizza? Ya, how`d you know the Cheese pizza tasted bad? I was about to call you...

Kovu: Banana!

Rosie: Wrong number! This is Taco Bell. Bye! *Hangs up*

Kovu: Ha ha ha ha! Mitten`s turn!

*Ring, ring, ring*

Mittens: Is that you, Po?

Kovu: *Plugs his nose and talks nerdy* Like *Snort snort* No, this is Eddie!

Rosie: *Plugs her nose too* You, like, got the wrong number *Snort* Bye! *Hangs up*

*Ring ring ring ring*

Butterscotch: Who called on my Honeymoon?

Kovu: Auto Services, how may I help you?

Rosie: *Hangs up*

Kovu: Wierd, we don`t have Whisker`s number?

Rosie: Nope, he said his phone was broken....

*They settle from prank calling and sit down to watch Monster Movies. All of the sudden, the phone rings*

*Ring, ring, ring. Rosie picks it up*

Rosie: Hello?

Caller: Hey, Rosie. Its me! Or should I say... US!!!

Other people: Hi, Rosie!!

Rosie: Who are you?

Other: You could say we`re old friends! Muah ha a ha ha ha! We`re in your house somewhere, but we won`t tell you. And we`ll find you, wherever you are! *Hangs up*

To be continued...

Ok, there I fixed up the cast!

Woops, I forgot to add the cast for my Haunted House adventure!

Skunkpaw... Kovu

Rosepetal... Rosie

Jason Meowhees (Jason Voorhees)... Butterscotch

Chuckie Doll Cat (Chuckie Doll)... Mittens

Meowywise (Pennywise)... Pumpkin

Jason Meowhees at the end... Whiskers.



I`ll keep you posted for more scary adventures I have with Rosie and her Brothers!

Signed,

Kovu Kreepy Kat

Icebreaker was a hard fighter.

My arch enemy, Icebreaker, wanted to fight me today. I brought Amberstar, Rosepetal, Cloudheart, Fireclaw and Shadowplet along. Amberstar won his fight with Wingbiter and Cloudheart defeated Copperhead, I can`t wait to see the rest of it. Rosepetal will definetly defeat Tigerhead, because Rosepetal is a very good fighter. And I can tell the rest of the warriors will win their battles. I was watching Icebreaker getting angry with his warriors for dying, because he trained them all well, but my warriors are winning. I saw his muscles, and I might not win... But I must have confidence if I want to win this war! I`ll keep you guys posted!

Signed,

Kovu/Skunkpaw

Do you hear dat? par 2

Kovu: (Looks around as Chuckie, Jason, and Meowywise surround them. Looks at Rosie) Its warrior time! (Turns from harmless Kovu into fearless Skunkpaw and Rosie turns into brave and highly attractive Rosepetal) Lets get `em! (Jumps on Jason Meowhees, while Rosepetal is slapping Meowywise across the face)

Rosie: (Finds out that Meowywise isn`t Meowywise, its only Pumpkin dressed up as him)

Kovu: (Finds out that its Butterscotch dressed up as Jason) But whos Chuckie?

Chuckie: (Pulls off a mask, revealing himself as Mittens) Ok, ok, it was us.

Pumpkin: We just wanted you guys to have some fun.

Kovu: (Looks behind himself again to find a guy wearing a hockey mask and carrying a chainsaw) Not falling for it, Butterscotch

Butterscotch: But I`m right here sitting beside Mittens and Pumpkin so... who is that?

Kovu: Its the REAL Jason Meowhees. Run!!! (They all run upstairs and out of the house)

Jason: (Pulls off mask revealing Whiskers) *Shrug* Whats wrong with them? I thought we were having fun.

End.

Do you hear dat?

Kovu: Rosie and I are gonna explore a haunted house right now! (Opens the door and taps Rosie shoulder) Can you hand me the flash light?

Rosie: Kovu, I`m right here. Who are you talking to?

Kovu: (Looks behind himself to see a big guy wearing a hockey mask and holding a machete) OMC, Rosie run! Its Jason Meowhees! (Runs his poor little tail off) Rosie... Rooosieeee... Where are youuuu? (Puts on a scary looking mask) Rooosieee.... Where are youuu, Rosiee?

(They both turn around the corner wearing scary masks and both scare themselves)

Rosie: Ok, Kovu. Where are you?

Kovu: I`m right here, behind the corner! (Meets her on the other side) Did you see Jason Meowhees?

Rosie: No, but when you told me to run, I had a feeling something was wrong.

Kovu: Ok, then lets keep- AAAAHH!!! Its the Chuckie Doll Cat! RUN ROSIE!!!

Chuckie: Hi, I`m Chuckie! Wanna play a game? Ha ha ha ha ha!!

Kovu: (Grabs Rosie`s paw) Come on Rosie! Lets go into the basement, we will be safer there!

Rosie: Ok, Kovu.

(They run into the basement to meet the scariest cat in the world.. Meowywise the clown)

Rosie: AAAAHHH!!!!!!

To be continued...

To bite, or not to bite. ( A Meowspear poem)

*Ehem ehem ehem* I`m going to use this in cat language so cats can understand it.

*Cough, cough. Ehem*

Meow meow, meow meow meow hiss.

Meow snort hiss growl, growl grr grr meow.

Meow, mew mew mew.

Meow, meow, meow.

Meow meow meow meow meow, hiss hiss hiss.

Growl snort grawr hiss spit meow meow, mew.

Hiss snort grr growl mew.

(Bows) Thank you, thank you!

Singing at Rosie`s window!

Alright, tonight I will sing for Rosie! It can`t be a failure this time!!!

(Sees her waiting at her window) I`m here!! (Starts his solo)

*Ehem, ehem, ehem*

(Sings a beautiful song and charms her)

Rosie: (Sends him down a balloon and he flies up. Starts dancing again)

(Does tango once again until its time to go home)

Bye Rosie! I`ll be back tommororw night!

MY TAP DANCING ROSIE!!!

Rosie and I were dancing and we did the Tango and we did the Waltz! Shes amazing at dancing! I gave her some roses, and I asked her if we can be more than just friends... She agreed, and she said she was actually hoping I would ask *Blushes* We had a good time on my trampoline too! When Rosie`s Bro, Pumpkin, tripple jumped us, BOY, DID WE EVER LAND IN A BUNCH OF DISASTER! But its ok now! Ugh, I can`t wait to see her again and have another adventure!

Signed,
Kovu

GONNA DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darling Rosie and I are gonna dance at my Chaperonay Palace! Shes wearing a beautiful white dress with sparkles on it! And I, of course, am wearing a tuxedo with a top hat, bow tie and cane! She and I will dance the night away! (Looks at Rosie) Ah, I`ve got a good music tape right here, hun! (Puts the record on and dances with his beautiful Rosie girl) I say, Rosie! You are good at doing the "Tango Kovu Style"! (Keeps dancing) Well, my dear! Lets dance the night away!!!

Signed,

Tap Dancing Kovu

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!

The wonderful Rosie *Ehem* The beautiful wonderful awsome pretty good-looking Rosie is mine! Just allllll mine! Shes sooooo pretty... I get sooo tingly and shes so pretty and... OMC, I`m like a broken disc! Theres only one word to describe her and thats awsome. I`ve even made a poem from her name!

Rosie
Only described as awsome
Sassy
Interesting
Ever lasting beautifulness!

Ahhh, Rosie! My Snickumsnuckemskurcums!!!!!!!!! I`ll ask my Uncle Ki to decode your name!! Once I travel through the land of Don Bon IMN Luv and buy you a cake first!!! Now, on my way then! (Travels to Don Bon IMN Luv, one mile at a time)

Signed,

IMN Luv... Err, I mean Kovu!

I CAN`T STAND IT!!

(Pour whipped cream into his mouth) I can`t stand it without Rosie here! She just logged off and I can`t stand it without her!!! (Eats more whipped cream and after he eats that, roasts a bag a cheese popcorn) I`m eating under pressure because I miss her already!!!! (Goes up to her window and sings for her)

You know I can`t smile without you
Can`t smile without you
I can`t laugh and I can`t sing
I find it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when your sad
I feel glad when your glad
If only you knew what I`m going through
I just can`t smile without you

You came along just like a song
And brightened my day
Who would`ve believed that you were part of a dream
Now it all seems light years away

And now you know I can`t smile without you!!!! (Gets a boot thrown at him by Rosie`s next door neighbor)

Ah, I geuss I can`t sing for her on the fence tonight... (Goes away and walks down the street with his paws in his pockets) I.. can`t smile without youuu.... Just can`t smile... or sing or laugh or do... do anything without you... *Sigh* Can`t smile, just can`t smile..

Signed,

A depressed Kovu

Cute Rosie

I met a cat called Rosie. Shes a very sweet kitty cat and we are both warriors in Fireclan. I met her through my buddy, Pumpkin. Hes cool too! I can`t wait to get to know Rosie and then maybe we could play together. Like tag or hide and seek because shes very frisky and playful (Just like me!) Oh boy oh boy! (Sees her walking down the street) Lemme off the kitty leash, Mum!!! I wanna play!!!!! Come on, Mum!!! I wanna play!!! Plus, I`m gonna ask if she wants to come over to my cat house and we can bounce on my turbo trampoline!!!

Signed,

A very happy kitty kat Kovu.

DOUGH!

Enough watchimg Fred, Mum! (Watches her stare at the wierd chipmunk voiced Fred kid) Grr. I WANNA GET ON!!! (Watches his Mum get off) Finally! Sheesh, I wonder why people like watching him (Looks at Youtube) NOW I SEE WHY!!!!! (Stares at the screen all day watching Fred)

VESPER TAGGED ME!!!!!!!!

Vesper tagged me for the Icecream tag.... Hmm, now lets see. I`d probably be Chapman`s Double Chocolate because I`m thick and buttery MOL. And not to mention chocolatey MOL MOL!

Now, de 6 cats I`m gonna tag are

1. Wicket

2. Friendcat

3. Moses

4. Boots

5. Ashes

6. Snickers

Alright! I got work to do!

WHO HOOO!

Today is Canada day! And I`M in Canada! So I`m gonna celebrate it today! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! I will get to see things in the sky called "Fireworks" (Ha ha, what ever those are!) And, I`ll watch out the window and everything! So today, I`m gonna start of a new routine with saying, "Eh". Ooh, ooh, I found out when Canadians say, Eh, it means its supposed to be polite, eh. I like this day, eh. I think I`ll go bug my siblings, eh. This is AWSOME, eh.

Signed,
Kovu.

AAAHHHH!!!!

Mumma was talking on the phone to this person, and then she said my name, and then she said a wierd word called "neutered". I asked my big Bro, Timon, what the heck that was. He said its when Mummy will put you in a cage, then take you to the vet. Then, the horrible thing is that your Mummys and Daddys LEAVE!! Then, the vet straps you to the table, and then they take out SCISSORS and if you get lucky, you survive. Should I or should I NOT believe that? (Looks on the counter to see a pair of scissors) AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Runs under the sofa) I do believe in neutering, I do I do I do!

Signed,

A very frightened Kovu.

Leaving for a while.

Everycat, I`ll be leaving for a while. Catster is putting on pressure for me because I`m forgetting alotta my movements that I`m testing for today. So I`ll be gone for say... about a week. I`ll be back next week.

See ya next week everycat!

Purrs,
Kovu

DON`T BELIEVE IT!

Apparently, my Mum`s cousin found out my Mus password and tricked you all! I got better, but then he tricked you all! Mums gotta change her password before another lie is told!!!!


IT MUST BE STOPPED!!!!

Signed,

Very very very angry Kovu

Might die.

Hello everyone. As you see I might pass on soon. All because of a silly little claw. PLEASE purray your hardest! I`m too young to leave! Oh, Mumma will be sad if I leave too soon. I might join Po if I don`t make it!

Not feeling so good.

Everycat, I caught my paw on something yesterday and it wouldn`t stop bleeding. It stopped bleeding but ever since, I haven`t been feeling my best. My Mummy doesn`t have a good feeling about this, so please purr for me just in case.

Signed,
Kovu

Good songs

Here are some really good songs I heard.

1. Crack a bottle

2. We made you

3. Let it rock

4. Lovegame

5. Just dance-remix


Those are all the songs I feel like talking about right now.

MY FAMILY!

Hello all. I found out I has a very BIG family! Here iz thier titles and their names!

Mummy=Kassie of the Rainbow Bridge.

Aunties close to my Mum= Aunty Pheobe, Aunty Rachel.

My Uncles (Mates of my Aunties)= Uncle Kiowa, Uncle Tiger.

My Uncle close to my Mum= Uncle Spencer.

Pappy= Bill (moved on)

Uncle close to my Pappy= Xander.

Uncle Spencer`s furgirl= Aunty Tiger Woods.

Aunties close to Aunty Woods= Aunty Tibby, Aunty Bailey, Aunty Sammie, Aunty Pogie, Aunty Zelda, Aunty Sophie, Aunty Tandee, Aunty Rottenpuppy, Aunty Dumbdog.

Uncles close to Aunty Woods= Uncle Tank, Uncle Paco.

My Uncles and Aunties mates= Paco and Sparkle.

My God Mummy= Lucy

Aunties close to my God Mum= Aunty Audrey, Aunty Weeble, Aunty Tiger Lily.

Uncles close to my God Mom= Uncle Pony Boy, Uncle Colby, Uncle Ginger Baker, Uncle B.B King, Uncle Busbee, Uncle Jack Cheese Brown, Uncle Buster, Uncle Bono, Uncle Asher, Uncle Asher.

Mates of my Aunts and Uncles= Tiger Lily and Lewis, Boy and Tiki, Buster and Taylor, Busbee and Peaches, Jack Cheese and Emmegan, Colby and O Solo Mio.

God Pappy= Blade.

Uncles close to my God Pappy= Uncle Rufus, Uncle Tigga, Uncle Soda.

Aunties close to my God Pappy= Aunty Pepsi.

Mates= Uncle Tigga and Aunty Sunny.

Cousins= Zoo, Story.

Half Brother: Marmalade!!!



There are so many more cats in my family, but these are the ones I know right now. BYE BYE!!!


Kovu Krazykat

GRAY N WHITE!

If you look close enough at any of my pictures, you will see some white on me. A little above my eye and a tuft on my chest.

Just look REAL close, and you might see...

Cheerio,

Kovu.

ME PART TABBY!

Apparently, I`m a silver tabby! Yay me! It must be because Roxy is... ( sighs thinking about Roxy)....... Oh.. uh... Anyhow, I found out I got an Uncle named Gizmo. He awsome. He got sum chaps, just like Blade.


signed da crazy kitty,

Kovu.

P.S, thanx fer cuming to my party Blade, Oliver, Zoe, R.J, Razi and other cats! :)

Tagable.

I`m tagable if anyone wants to tag me. Paw mail me and tell me if i`ll be taggeb. Bye!

Ghost stuff.

I wanna talk about ghosts to you all. Here are some notes.

1. Stay away from poltergiest ghosts, they`re trouble makers.

2. Message bringers are good, them guys send ya messages, like in A Christmas Carol.

3. If the room is cold, there is a ghost in the presence.

If any of you see, hear, or feel anything, report it to me. If there`s any thing you need with monsters, go to my wife, Roxy.

Tankie bad boy, u must read this!!

Tank, you are like an older brother to me. I idolize you and hope that when I grow up, I`ll be just like you..... You must show me yer ways! Tank, in many ways I`m like you.. Hey! Lets call me Mini Tank! Jus kiddin! MOL!! Sorry, must go, Bye!

Mini Tank.. Ha! I wasn`t joking!

Karate!

I`m trying to do karate like Mum.. Wha! wha! wuyyyy yaa! (hits himself in the face) (wakes up and looks in the mirror) Whoa! I got a shiner! Darn! Thats how hard I can hit?! I can do better than that! ( Purposely whacks himself in the face... An hour later wakes up and looks in the mirror.) Some loose teeth, eh? That should be good. Bye!

Mista Man.

Forgiveness....:)

Teemon forgave me... Yayyyyy!!! I`m sooooooooooooo happy! And I heard about the restaurant Mad House, and that`s why my journal is called mad house... cuz Mommy says itz alotta fun... I kinda feel bad I said that I wrote jumps and attacks.. so I`ll go change it..... Heyy! Just because I`m being good doesn`t mean I`m not Mr. Man anymore!!! Bye... I`ll try to change it... hope it works...

WAHHHH HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? I just took my bruther, Teemon`s, journal. Now he`s mad.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! He`s coming to get meeee! Well, bye guys I hafta go get my butt kicked... AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HERE HE COMES!!! RUN FER YA LIVVVVVVVES!!!!!

Toooooooo many! XD

I sent so many friend requests! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!XD... Anyways, I luv making new friends, so everyone, PLEEZ ANSWER YER REQUESTSSS!!!... Ok......O_o..... G2G.

Kovu.

Still...Mad house!!! (Mad house par 2)

Ok. I`m still on the couch... Hey, what the.. My name isn`t Kovu, it`s Samson.. Hey, heyyy!!!! Stop calling me Kovuuuuu!!! Grrrr... Whoa!there`s a purple thingy on the ground. Investigation time... Waaahh! It moved... Wait, it`s a..a.. a mouse? So I came all the way over here for a mouse?! That`s so.. Wait a second, maybe I`ll get a reward if I put on a show. Grrrarr! Ha-ha! I gotcha! She`s picking me up.. wheeeee! I smell.. I see... mushy stuff in a cat bowl. It looks disgusting but smells delicious.. Can`t.. Control.. munch munch munch! Mmmm!! Tastes like.. Duck! Well.. That`s on my top favorite, definetly! Ok, I`m going to go hide. Bye!

Kovu.

Must....Get...Out!

Hi, I`m Samson, and I`m hanging out with my sister, Akira. Hey! What`s going on? Akira, helllllllllllllllp! I`m in a box. Small, dark, square.. Yup, signs of a box. It feels like I`m being carried. I hear loud music and I smell the smell of smoke.. engine smoke. I must be in some kind of vehicle. Hey the box is opening..... I`m in a strange room with strange things around me and a monster staring at me...Wait a second, a monster? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! Get away! Hey! Who`s that? Lemme go! Don`t pick me up! Grrrrr.. Never mind.. I`ll just go wander around. You know what, this fluffy thingy called a "couch" is soft.. Sooo.. Sleepy.. Zzzzzzz.

Kovu