The Adventures of Indiana Jones

i gots liver qi whaaaats???

April 19th 2011 12:22 pm
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Duuuude, Meowmy went cawwwrazy and broughts me to ta vet doc Agains, like I said, and this lady was so weird! She kept tawkin ta me likes I was a hoooman too (ok I is one in cat furmation) and it was likes I was possessed ta listens or something. I also did another naughty and made mommy has like 3 booboos but at least now she can use tha Hello Kitty bandaids she just bought MOL!

So this chicky doc didn?t really gets ta touch me cause I had ta show her I was boss, but she asked lots a questions and she took stuff by me and I hissed and growled. It was kewl. But then she told mommy all this stuffs about me that made so mush senses ta her, she kept sayin, like about my poopies of deaffffths and pukies and aggresssshions at tha vet doc doc aftur shots and all this othfur stuff and her conclushion was that I is not aggressives on purpose (that musta been why that ear cream prozac stuffs didn't halps me much) but I is hurting cause my tummy is enflamed cause a'toxic stuffs that's making me mad. And sickly, so I takes it out on the household a,cause I can't talks it out.

Mommy got some stuff that smelled interesting that she let me sniffs out, but then she squirted it in my moufffs, yuk. Its aposed ta help with my bellie aches and I think it must be 'cause I has been a little calmer, and not as angry. This chicky doc also is gonna get some othfur stuffs fur me ta cleanse my toxic stuff, then we will see if I am nicer.

Is this crazy or what??? I gots liver qi stagnationsss or somethin and spleen qi defishhiencies with my stomach qi rebelling upwards...at least she lknows i 's a rebel tuff guy and at least its got somethin ta do with tha fishies, since I likes ta eat them.

Geeez.

 
Purred by: Zeke (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 12:52 pm

We hope your medicine works and your tummy will feel better soon. We are purring for you to be better.

hugs
Zeke
Purred by: Alex (sweet angel girl) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 1:05 pm

MOL! Very mysterious Indy. But you know what? My mom had wished so much there was a holistic vet doccy person here when I was sick and there wasn't. She's all for it and believes this lady knows her stuff. The medishion might taste yucky but oh boy, your wittle tummy is going to feel soooo good! Whoo hoo! Pawsome news Indy.
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 1:51 pm

Indy...yous bees good, and yous listens to mommy!!! Shes only trying to makes yous feel better!!! Healing purrs to yous from the Catfather
Purred by: Skippy Skipster

April 19th 2011 at 2:23 pm

We are purring that you start to feel better with the medicines.
It's no fun to be sick.

Hugs & Purrs,
Skippy
Purred by: CHARLEY BLEAU EYES (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 4:00 pm

Take care, Indy. Hope you feel better soon!!
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

April 30th 2011 at 2:21 pm

Ugh, sorry you had a rough day dude but it is hard when we can't talk to the hooomans right? Hope the chick figures your stuff out! We have so much in common, my "deposits" make the household gag, but at least I don't hurt like you. Feel better dude!
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

April 30th 2011 at 2:24 pm

A belated thanks fur my Easter rabbit too. It was fun to chase around!!
Purred by: (My Angel) Colette (Catster Member)

May 1st 2011 at 12:48 am

Dang. Where were we when you posted this? Hope the medicine is helping you feel better.

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