December 7th 2011 2:29 pm
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I realized that 'cause of Mommy, I has been soooo bad about posting on my diary and giving thanks. We was just so shocked fur our dear furrriend Natasha making her Bridge Journey, plus Mommy was acting awl likes she had a raincloud ovfur her head or somethings. And so that means she reads our furrriends stuffs to us, but nevfur gives us a turn. But here I is! I has some thanks to give out too, so belated (hiss Mom)-thank mew to:
My sweetheart Riley fur the pumpkin pie-I miss you sweetums! And tha kewl Tabbies at Trout Town fur tha pumpkin pie too!
Tabatha and Monster fur the Blue Ribbons!
Ozzy and Harriet and Mercy, Oly, Noah and the furmily fur tha Turkey!
Gunnarr and furmily fur the heart!
and ta my Secret Santa from Pen Paws fur not one, not two, but three hearts!!!
I needs ta post some clarificashuons too fur my Secret Santa, 'cause I thinks my diary makes me sound so naughties, but I swears I has been sooooooooooooo good!!!! It's just my sishuashions with Harrison that makes me seem naughtier than I akshully is! In facts, you would be so proud a'me SS! I did such a good thing Monday night! And this is how tha storie goes...
T'was tha night befur Tuesday and awwwwl thru tha house, I heard tha pitter patter of paws...and not from a mouse.
It was my brofur Harrison, tha stinker that he be...
in tha beddyroom-far away from me...heehee!
then Mommy arose ta see that stinky boy, and put him in the baffffrooms, with neither yum yums nor toys.
And when she closed tha door there arose such a clatter-I sprung just ta sees it-well 'cause I'm a cat and tha reasons why doesn't matters!
the clatter was Harrison-sprung out from tha room-headed straight towards me-leaving a trails of his drool...
He jumped on me with his paws all a flutter,
but did I hiss-NO! I thoughts, "oh why bother!"
I peed in my spot and then dashed outta sight-Mommy grabbed stinker with awwwls of her might (not really MOL!)
He wents in tha pottyroom, in such a big huff-and then Mommy came ta finds me, ta sees if I was roughed.
I was cool and calm and as purrrfect as can be-even though yes, in fact, I had peed.
I got putted in tha beddieroom, ta cuddles up awl nice and warms-and Harrison got tha living room-and played up a storms.
Mommy did not swears, nor yells nor cry-'cause she knew we would sense it, so she kept her eyes dry...
Well ok-so you gets it, right Secret Santa??!! I was tha good girl here! Harrison was tha stinkerpuss. And I was a good girl, even though I peed on myselfs. I has been purrrfect. I has been taking this medicines, I know-it stinks, but it has helped and ya know what-I is hanging out in places I was scurrrred from befur, and I am trying ta be braves again. Tha only naughty I has done is, and I know it's naughty 'cause Mommy says no no no no! Is I has been checking out tha Christmassssy tree and lights and seeing if they has flavfur-and I know I gots ta stops.
So that's what happened lately-one more thing is Mommy talked to tha dooooood who puts his hands in tha litter again and she is super confoooooosed-but now he says he will visit again in December with us and he thinks that Harrison isn't doing well on tha medicines he is taking-and Mommy agreed-'cause he is still obsessed wif mes. But he has connections or something and is gonna call anothfur vet doc doc fur a second opinion and stuffs. And he said ta keep up doing what we is doing-specially since I is getting braver.
Mommy called this radio dude too on Sat and told him about our sishuashion and he said that we shouldn't be separates, Harrison and me, but we has ta be right now-but Mommy's gotta has visitors ovfur ta hold both me and Harrison so we can sees each other, but not touch. We did try that with the harness and leash too-Harrison is just zombie-hungries fur my fur.
Whew! my paws are tired! But that's the mews I has right now. I am sending lots a loves out to my furrriends and their furmilies who has had sadness this weekend-we at my house is with you.
that bee de best reindeer ed dish shun oh nite bee for catmiss we ever hurd
PAWSUM job :)
now we noe why harrison be hungree for yur bwains coz ewe iz one smart N talented kitteh to think up those rhymes :) !!!
haza pawsum nite two ewe both :)
Hi Kitty! I was just thinking of you and wondering how you and Harrison were doing. I love your poem! I'm glad you did ok after the zombie attacked you, even if you did pee. :)
Purring for you guys!
Great poem!! And it sounds like things are getting better at your house. Have faith, hang in there, chin up, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
He's possessed with an unholy hunger for? your brains, your beauty, your luxurious super white furs? All of the above?
He doesn't happen to "sparkle" does he?
That is a PAWSOME poem Kitty P!!! Very enjoyable and furry funny. MOL.
Wow, that's a long diary Kitty P, you must be tired! You're a good kitty and so is Harrison, but together you're both nawty (fun isn't it?!? MOL). Wish I could help figure it out, though I'm a fighter so that probably wouldn't work, MOL.
What a great poem. You are a superstar. You're so much smarter than stinky dood. Be proud of yourself. Hold your head up high. Give that stinky boy the cold shoulder.
What a great poem! You are furry talented!
I hope the funny litter man can help!! I always feels sad for you and Harrison becos I almost didn't get on with Mayflower BUT I (mostly) behaves now, and I wish Harrison would learns to behaves too, I feel sorry for him though and you too!
WOW Kitty you have been busy, and we are sure you have been good most of the time and your SS will send you something...Our wish for you is for you and Harrison to get along and you both can be in the same room at the same time...
We loves your diary! your poem is great!!!