September 28th 2011 4:02 pm
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My mom is crazies. It's like, if ya does something as a cat once, these pawrents like, expects you ta does it again and again!
Fur examples, fur some reason we has been getting lots a'spidahhhs in our apartment lately. Ew, gross, fur MOM! Fun fur me! And if I see the buggies, I'm gonna chase it, it's like, the natural cat thing ta do (except fur Harrison, but he is weird and doesn't pays attenshions and just wants ta lay with Mommy!!!) But yuk yuk, since I would nevfur eat the rechhhhid thing! I likes my fishies, not creepy crawlies in my tummy tum tum! And everytimes there is a bug, like a spidahhh that was in the laundry basket this morning (GAROSSSSSS) well, Mommy gasped and jumped and danced, but not fur happies I don't think, and then she said, "Kitty! Come here! Kitty" and ta tells you the truths, I was just too comfy cozy in my window seat to even look at what she was talking about. I just made my eyes get all big n stuffs like I was interested, and then I put my head down on my paws and went back ta sleep and let her handle the sishhhuashions.
And anothfur thing too about my mommy that makes her crazies is that even in tha middle of the nights...even then, she is telling me stuffs like ta come here, when I am all cozy...it's like she wakes up and is dreamies of me or somethings. I hope not all mommies are like that fur my furrriends! 'Cause if that's not bad enuffs, I got Harrison in tha living room meowin ta come in, not as much as before, but still, he does it at tha precisely exactly right time evfurry morning-when Mommy has ta gets up fur work. It akshully helped kinda the other day 'cause she overslept and he got her up fur works, but he still hasn't learned that some days are specials fur sleeping late.
So yah. I think my mommy's lost it fur shure-I mean, ya know, I likes ta be cozy on the perch in tha living room too and she moves me to tha bedroom fur bedtimes! Why can't I just stays where I is! But she says she doesn't want me ta feel upsets if tha routine is different and I don't gets ta sleep by her like ushual...mommies...so difficults!
PS! Tabbies!!! I has a very important question!!!! My mommy is getting my medicines in a flavfur called liver...LIVER!??! No fishies?!?!!! Is Liver flavfurs good? purlease tell me it is!
Yea, daddy does dat too. at bedtime, he takes all us older cats, ( Except Panda) into de bedroom, and shuts de door, and we sleep with him. Says if he doesn't won't gets no sleep with de kits!! ( They work in shifts, i's swear!!! MOL)
yur mom iz crazee ????? R mom could werk ina hard ware store coz her be nuts N haz screws looze
we gets taran toola in R houz now two coz it be gettin chilly on de outside
knot troo taran toolas....if WE seed a taran toola WE wood haza heart oh de attacks....but cordin ta mom any spider bigger N a dime iza taran toola....
her iz sew stoooopid her catches em N iz havin a fit de hole time N throwd em outside...
HELLO.....they iz just gonna crawl rite bak in.....fry em up we say
N speekin oh fryin...we iz knot trooly inta liver...its OK ...way better N chickn...but......well, itz knot fish honest lee but any thing bee better then medisin taste huh
Moms are just crazy!
WHAT!!!! Ya means, the dime sized ones aren't tha tarantula's too?!?!!!?!!!? Tha way Mommy faaaa-reeeeeks out I thought that the small like ones were like, tha most worstest of awls!
Oh Kitty - my mom is like that at night too! If she wakes up and I'm not there she has to search and find me. Do I always have to lay in the bed with her? Sometimes I just need my own space!
Mom hates bugs of all sorts!! We thinks they are fun to kill too but Mom doesn't let very many in her room cause she hates them so much!! Luckily there are no tarantulas here but Mom still freaks out over the little ones...