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On the subject of getting older....

August 8th 2010 8:26 pm
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This entry is dedicated to all of us over 9 years old. Once you hit the big 1-0 its straight down hill. On the subject of getting older.....Let me tell you...Because I have a stomach problem I have been placed on a type of canned something the vet tries to push off as 'food.' Well one label says venison another says duck and the 3rd tastes so bad I don't even know what it is called. The first two cans mentioned taste so far from their labels and the third can I won't mention what it tastes like. One day I got so tired of the 'watered cardboard in a can, I sneaked upstairs into the room where Meowmy puts what used to be 'our' food, (now it is 'their' food). Well, I looked both ways before crossing into the room and..no Meowmy. So I found the plastic container, opened the lid and dipped my paw into it to pull out the good stuff. I felt so good about myself. I got the real thing and didn't get caught. Now for my gettaway. Butttt... after a second time, I was caught red-pawed by Meowmy's hidden camera. Then to make matters worse, she posted the video on my page. I understand we are supposed to get wiser with age, well I made a terrible decision to get into 'their' food. My stomach rebelled and I was sick as a dog. Why there is such a saying as that, I don't know because cats can get terribly sick too. Anyway, I got sick as a cat. Got lots of attention from Meowmy, but stll sick as a cat. There are good things about getting older. Such as the duty of guarding the house is now passed to my sister and I can sleep as long as I want. Also, Meowmy lets me walk all over the table and counters, eat at the table. Meowmy thinks I have kitty demensia so I can get away with anything. But the joke's on her. Don't tell her that I have all of my faculties and I just act decrepid. Its our secret..O.K....So those are a few things I have to say on the subject of getting older.

 
 

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Purred by: Jack (Catster Member)

August 9th 2010 at 8:08 am

My Dear Ms. Kitty, don't believe a word of it. You are not old and decrepid in my mind. You are the same lovely, sweet, smart (see how you planned your food attack), and young at heart Ms. Kitty. You take care of yourself and eat the icky food (just hold your nose and swallow). I expect you to be in my life for a long, long time. And, let me tell you a secret -- something I've never told anyone -- I have had a crush on you for years (Jack hiding his head and blushing).

Your good friend,
Jack Kittedy
Purred by: Miss Kitty In Loving Memory (Catster Member)

August 9th 2010 at 1:39 pm

Oh my cat Jack. I had no idea. I do plan to stay around for a long time and you know something..Hangs her head with a grin...I have had a crush on you too. I didn't know.


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