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Domestic Shorthair

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Home:TX

Age: 8 Years Sex: Female

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Kitty Complexion:

Activeness

sleepy		very active

Intelligence

silly		genius

Curiosity

not curious		very curious

Friendliness

timid		affectionate

Vocal

not vocal		very vocal

Coloration:
Calico

Likes:
I love everything to do with my Momma, not so much anyone else. She is my personal assistant and she does quite well.

Pet-Peeves:
Momma has this monster in the living room, and there's one in the office too! It opens its mouth a lot, and she feeds it round shiny things. Then it closes and the TV starts making noise. I hate them. I think they want to eat me! I try to break it's jaw

Favorite Toy:
I don't play. Playing is for kittens.

Favorite Nap Spot:
Either on Momma's chest, or as high up anywhere I can go.

Favorite Food:
Purina Cat Chow, Indoor formula.

Skills:
Pfft. Only a human would ask that.

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
My momma takes in strays a lot, which wasn't so bad when I needed a place to be born. I don't like it so much now.

Bio:
I'm sure you're laughing at my name. It suits me well! I like it, it's spunky! When I was a kitten, I spit at everything, before my eyes were even open! I spit at my birth momma, I spit at my humans, even my brothers and sisters. Sometimes, I'd be sleeping, and just wake up spitting. My human mistakenly thought I was a boy, and that Spit would fit, and when she finally figured out I was a girl, Spit was just too spunky to give up!

Forums Motto:
Spit the Spitfire

The Last Forum I Posted In:
Devastated at Awful Behavior

I've Been On Catster Since:

March 23rd 2009