It's a Cat's Life

The Queen Has Bestowed A New Title Upon Me

I am very honored to announce that the Queen of the house has bestowed upon me the title of, "Guardian of Doors and Passageways". Isn't that a grand moniker? She told me last night that it is because at night, I lay in doorways of sleeping children, facing out into the hall, when they first go to bed. I guard the Queen and the King, too, when they first go to bed. Later, I go sleep somewhere, after I'm sure everyone is safe.
I feel so proud.
Sweet William >^..^