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Life As a Crazy Cat

Johnny Knoxville??

So, my owner took the "Which celebrity is your cat?" quiz for me while I gave her the answers to the questions. So...um...it says I'm Johnny Knoxville. I was quite surprised. But my owner wasn't. She told me that I'm definitely like him, all crazy and funny. I just don't see it. Oh well...
Well, I'm going to just take in my inner Knoxville now, to see if I can accept (somehow) who I truly am. *sigh* Really? Johnny Knoxville? For Pete's sake...

Fun with Rhymes

Yesterday, while the little girl owner was practicing her piano, I was sitting on the bean bag chair right next to the piano just minding my own business and grooming my fur. All of a sudden, out of thin air, my littler girl owner just looks at me and says:

"Pierre!
Why are you just sitting there
On that bean bag chair
Just combing your hair?"

I just looked at her. First she has to be annoying by always wanting to pet me, and now she's rhyming words with my name like some kind of rapper!! For Pete's sake, when will the stupidity end??

The God-sent Little Knight

The other night, while my owner and I were trying to fall sleep, we had a good conversation. It went a little something like this:

Owner: "Pierre, are you asleep yet?"

Pierre: "No, your big head is taking up all the sleeping space."

O: "Oh, well sorry.... Well, did you know that you're my knight?"

P: "Um...no. What do you mean by that?"

O: "Well, you watch over me at night and make sure nothing comes and tries to get me."

P: "Oh, well, why don't you call me your protector?"

O: "Well, God is my protector. He watches from heaven and makes sure nothing harms me."

P: "Well, because I guard you in your sleep, why don't you call me your guardian?"

O: "Because my guardian angel is my guardian. He makes sure I don't get into trouble and messes."

P: "I just don't understand this whole 'knight' concept."

O: "Well, you see, God sent you to me to watch over me while I sleep. Your a cat, so you can't get me out of messes and make sure that nothing harms me. You can only be my look out, like a Knight."

P: "Oh, I see. Well, I like that name...'knight'...wow. Has a nice ring to it."

O: "Yep, my God-sent little knight. Don't fall asleep, you have to be my look out remember?"

P: "Oh, yes. *yawn* Don't worry you can count...on...Zzz...

O: "Oh, you silly knight, you."