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Home:Croydon/London, Surrey, United Kingdom

Age: 9 Years Sex: Male

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Nicknames:
Loosh, Looby Loo, Looka, Loobin, Fat Looie

Kitty Complexion:

Activeness

sleepy		very active

Intelligence

silly		genius

Curiosity

not curious		very curious

Friendliness

timid		affectionate

Vocal

not vocal		very vocal

Quick Bio:

-cat rescue

Birthday:
May 21st 2003

Coloration:
Black and White

Likes:
Sleeping

Pet-Peeves:
Noise, movement, disturbances, that new kitten Bear

Favorite Toy:
I don't DO play, well except for grabbing my mum's bras when she picks them up!

Favorite Nap Spot:
On my mum's tummy or on the tv

Favorite Food:
Not that stupid obesity diet....

Skills:
Being grumpy

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
I lived in a big house in the countryside with horses and birds but my woman couldnt keep me cos i kept biting all her other kitties on the head. The woman put up an advert and my mum came and took me to live with her, for two years we shared our house with 3 smelly boys until we finally bought our own forever home. Six months later my mum got the great idea of bringing home a new kitten to ruin my life...............

Bio:
Since she thinks I'm F-A-T my mum has put me on some stupid obesity diet which sucks when Bear get so much yummy tasty full fat food and every two weeks I go see my two-leg girlfriend vicky who weighs me and flatters me and tells me how thin I'm getting! I don't like people making noise, I don't like my mum wriggling when I sit on her and I don't like that kitten Bear getting up in my face! I do like hissing and spitting and growling and scratching. And my mum cos I'm her favourite!

Lives Remaining:
9 of 9

Forums Motto:
The Grump of Great Britain

The Groups I'm In:
Black and white cats, Cranky Cats, The cats of England

I've Been On Catster Since:

February 9th 2009