May 21st 2012 2:08 pm
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I heard a rumor that that Maurice cat and his momma are coming back to live with me. See, his momma just graduated from college and is gonna be coming back to live at home for a while. I'm happy about her coming back - I mean of course I'd like another person around to pet me and feed me and dote on me like the Queen I am. But I don't know why she has to bring that Maurice back. He doesn't seem to understand that I'm the Queen around here, he thinks he is the big boss just because he is bigger. Well, he's gonna have to learn that that's just not the way it is!
Even the dog Finley knows I am the boss around here and she'll help defend me if he gets out of line with the bopping me. And she really doesn't like him bopping her - MOL! So maybe he will learn some manners, but I'm not counting on it happening real quick!
I'm sure you will show him who's boss. A little smackey paw is in order.
OMC, Jezebel - that is all you need - a Maurice messing up the routine around your house! You be sure to hand him a list of rules when he comes back!
Likewise, I agree...a good smacky paw might be furry usefur indeed!
jez...purhaps ewe could ask him ta change hiz name ta exit sew de next time him triez ta come bak ewe can say sorree dood...ewe be exit... which meens due knot enter !
Do you need any bopping lessons? I could practice on Beepers and give you pointers!
awww...he doesn't mean any harm, Jez. One look at you and he'll know who's boss!
Just make sure he knows you're boss! Head smacks work very well!
Time to lay down the smakey paw Jez! You gotta put those boys in their place and fast!