Only The Good Die Young

Soggy Bottom Girl

May 30th 2011 11:55 pm
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Well, since Maurice has been home, I have been doing a little bit more of claiming my territory than usual - and that claiming involved spraying some Eau de Jez all over the living room. I was really bold about doing it and even did it in front of the people a few times. Tonight was one of those times. I was spraying a blanket one the ground when my youngest girl yelled "Jez! Stop!" Then I heard "Bad Cat" and before I knew it I was being lifted up in the air. But I was still peeing and leaking some. My mom carried me to my litter box (which that stinker Maurice had used earlier - I don't care if it was cleaned, I know he was in there) but before she put me in she noticed the blanket wasn't the only thing covered in Eau de Jez, so was my rear-end. So into the tub I went to get hosed off. And I was very unhappy about that. So I was a soggy bottom girl tonight and the humans thought this was funny and kept calling me wet butt. It was NOT funny at all!!!!

 
Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

May 31st 2011 at 12:12 am

GASP! The NERVE of them! How DARE they treat you like that? Don't they know we lady kitties are dignified and should NOT be treated with such disrespect. Wet butt indeed! I think somebody should get a smakey paw for that one. I am so sorry Jezebel, I know just how you feel.
Purred by: Colette Sidonie-Samantha (Catster Member)

May 31st 2011 at 1:48 am

You sure keep your humans busy, Jez!

Headbonks...
Purred by: Samhain (Catster Member)

May 31st 2011 at 4:32 am

Haven't they ever heard the quote "Age has its privileges?!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

May 31st 2011 at 9:11 am

MOL! Very undignified for a queen as yourself...but...MOL!
Purred by: Nadia (Catster Member)

May 31st 2011 at 10:21 am

Uh oh, a soggy bottom doesn't sound like fun. I hope you've marked your territory enough now so you won't have to be hosed off again!
Purred by: Laura W

May 31st 2011 at 11:13 am

ewe noe jez...at sum point they...de peepul... will leave de houz N ewe can spray two yur hearts content...let em STOP that !!! peace out n rock on, long live trout !
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

May 31st 2011 at 1:48 pm

Poor thing. You were just doing what any cat would do. Wet butt MOL! You have to admit it is kinda funny. Just don't get caught latter. And tell him to quit using your box.
Purred by: Eva V

June 2nd 2011 at 7:29 pm

Wow,Samhain is a very wise 8 months old! I have to agree.
Age has its privileges!I am sorry the humans were not more understanding.

 

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