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Only The Good Die Young
He's Back!May 19th 2011 10:59 pm[ View A Comments (8) ] And I'm not too happy about it. That Maurice guy is back here, at least for a couple of weeks. And he just walks around like he is the king of this whole place. I am the Queen Kitty around here. I just need to find a way to convince him of that. He keeps trying to play with me. What makes him think I would deign to play with him?? Especially when his idea of playing is jumping on me. So I tried some spraying today to tell him this is my place. And the humans get mad at me for it! They're the ones that brought him here. Ok, I might have done it even if he wasn't here, but still.
Oh Jez - it seems like some smacky paw is called for! Definate smackity paws needed!!! Do what I do, pounce until the death!! Make sure he doesn't eat any of your fancy feast! That stuff is sacred! :) Monida is right,smack upside the head! I hope there will be photos of the smackdown! Do you need to have the help of my smacky paws, too? I am good at scaring the dog-guy here, so perhaps a kitty could be scared of them, too. And don't forget to add big hisses, yowls and floofy tails to your scare-evict tactics... Lock up the Fancy Feast, too... Jez ~ Maybe if you growled at Maurice you could scare him into leaving you alone. It works for me with my dog bros. They back up and run and if they don't do it fast enough I go after them with smacky paws. Good luck with putting the young one in his place. Loving Purrs, Mikki I think he looks like a mini me. Can't he understand your older? I wouldn't ask you to play rough. Just cuss him, give him a smacky paw and tell the dog to get him. Then he will leave you alone. |
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May 19th 2011 at 11:08 pm