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Only The Good Die Young
They Could Spare a Rib!April 10th 2011 7:08 pm[ View A Comments (13) ] So today when I was meowin' for more gravy, my momma told me "a cat cannot live on gravy alone." I think that translates too "I am too lazy to find more crazy for you Jezebel, my Queen" or something like that. Anyways, I decided they were right. A cat cannot live on gravy alone. So when they came in the kitchen and caught me in the middle of the floor with a baby back rib, they shouldn't have been surprised. After all, a cat cannot live on gravy alone. So I hopped up to the counter, snagged a rib and hopped down to eat. I got about a third of it before I got caught with it and got it taken away. They gave the rest of that yummy rib yumminess to the dog, apparently I had "had enough pork." I don't think so, I was still eating! Anyways, I think next time I need to work on hiding any yummy human food I steal since apparently these crazy people think it is not supposed to be for me!
Poor Jez!!! Having a rib removed sounds VERY painful!!! Barbecue sauce is just another form of gravy, right?? I'll NEVER understand hyoomes!So many do's & don't's - how can they remember all the rules they make? They really could benefit by SIMPLIFYING their lives! Luv, Tink Jezzy you're furry sneaky! You'll have to give us some lessons on doing this stuff. MOL! You are a clever kitty... MOL! You rock, Jez. I say finders keepers. You found it, you should keep it. The peeps, were wrong to take it from you, just to give it to the dog. SO UNFAIR!! I'm so jealous that you got to eat ribs! Huey and I wanna come live with you. I think that's so cool that you hop up on the counter at 18! I like to jump up on the counters, too! Those ribs sound really yum yummy! Go Jez! It's that they gave it to the DOG!!! What's THAT about?!!! Hoomans have way too many rules - "too much gravy" ... "too much pork" ... we say "never enough pork and gravy", so keep on eating all you can grab and demand your food be drowned in gravy!! You're way cool, Jezebel! Loving purrs, Maggie, Aggie & Clawdius Meowximus GAVE IT TO THE DOG?!?!? You weren't even finished yet! He can have the bone! Tell the Humans that YOU'LL decide when you've had enough pork! PS I have been accused of stealing a Thanksgiving turkey,a beef roast,& some fish from the counter. You have to maintain plausible deniability. OOOOoooo- Righteous, Cali!!! Did you really steal the Thanksgiving turkey? We LOVE turkey!!! Mom used to have a friend who had a cat that would hide food under the bed. Tiki, the cat was a thief too. She would take anything she wanted. Mom seen her drag a flip flop under the bed one time. Cool, huh? Ask for extra Barbecue sauce next time, I love that stuff. P.S. I got caught with my head in the Spinach Dip not long ago. MMMMmmmm Ribs r sooo yummy, Jez~! Welpers at least u gotted SUM of 'em! Maybe u can learn sumthin' frum da puppy doggy 'n really hide it good next time! MOL! I'm not mush of a foodage gouger although I really LUBBS ribs, but hold da sauce, pawlease! Enjoy ur day, precious!~ Love 'n hugs, MILO |
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April 10th 2011 at 7:36 pm