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Hi. I'm Jezebel and I'm a Gravyaholic.

April 9th 2011 9:16 pm
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That pretty much says it all. I am a gravyaholic. I love the Fancy Feast where the food is in gravy. I hop up and I lick all the gravy off then I meow for more. But for some reason, the humans keep telling me I have food and I'm not getting any more until I eat what I have. But I want more gravy. So I keep on meowing.

Life is so unfair around here. What does a girl have to do to get a bit of gravy. I've been thinking - I'll be 18 in a week. And I know when you turn 18 there is all kinds of stuff you can do, you are an "adult." And one of those things you can do is buy a lottery ticket. So my plan is this - buy a lottery ticket, win, and then have all the gravy my heart (or stomach) desires!!! I'm thinking this is a pretty good plan. I'm dreaming of endless bowls of gravy now.

 
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

April 9th 2011 at 9:38 pm

I like your plan! I think it's only right that you get all the gravy you want!
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 9th 2011 at 10:01 pm

Jez, I hope you get lots and lots of gravy on your 18th birthday! Woohoo, the big one eight! Keep eating your food along with the gravy, okay?
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 9th 2011 at 10:10 pm

Oh, I am eating my food too. I just want more gravy on it - maybe something that would constantly re-gravyify it would be good! That's supposed to be my humans, but they don't seem willing.
Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

April 9th 2011 at 10:11 pm

This is a brilliant plan Jezebel. I'm not going to be 18 for several years so I'll have to wait a while. My brother always licks up all the gravy from our nom noms and then leaves the rest for me, who wants nom noms without gravy? If I give you some moneys will you get me some lottery tickets too?
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 9th 2011 at 10:20 pm

Ok Simone, I'll be buying 'em next Saturday. I'm hoping we can win so we can get the gravy we deserve!
Purred by: Samsara (Catster Member)

April 9th 2011 at 10:38 pm

The gravy sounds good. Do you think you could send some over here? My Mom has been on a health binge for me. All I'm getting is Iams and Natural Balance.

Yeeow!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 9th 2011 at 10:58 pm

Jezzy you don't look a day over 14! Seriously! You're as beautiful as a spring chicken.

Pass the gravy.
Purred by: Cali (Catster Member)

April 10th 2011 at 5:43 am

The gravy is the best part! Dad puts a little warm water in the empty can & swishes it around to make a little extra gravy for me! I slurp up the gravy first & eat the food afterwards.
Purred by: Ashlynne (Catster Member)

April 10th 2011 at 6:54 am

I'm with you, Jez! I love the gravy. I lick up the gravy, then try to bury the food. :) Have you had the FF Gravy Lover's? It's good but it still has chunks of food in it. Why don't they just put GRAVY in the can??
Purred by: Tigger/ IN LOVING MEMORY (Catster Member)

April 10th 2011 at 8:16 am

You and I have something in common! Daddy puts our cans out, I lap up the gravy, then go eat kibble!!!
Purred by: Kaci Sunshine - Beloved Angel (Catster Member)

April 10th 2011 at 8:53 am

Go for it Jez! :))

I hates chunky foods but do luvs the gravy part! But mom says there's no gravy in our house for me. :(

Hope you get lots of gravy on your birthday!

Hugs,
Kaci
Purred by: Reebok (Catster Member)

April 10th 2011 at 10:37 am

Gravy is yummy, of course food is too! Hope you get all the gravy you desire and win the lotto too!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

April 10th 2011 at 3:05 pm

That is a super idea Jez. You'll have an endless supply. gosh next week I think Tuxs is next week. He'll have to send you a prezzie.
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

April 10th 2011 at 7:37 pm

Yummy stuff that gravy!
MOL!
Purred by: Alex R

April 10th 2011 at 9:28 pm

Hey - Mama does that too, with putting some warm water in the can and swishing it around to get more gravy out of it. They must know about the gravy thing!

 

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