April 9th 2011 9:16 pm
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That pretty much says it all. I am a gravyaholic. I love the Fancy Feast where the food is in gravy. I hop up and I lick all the gravy off then I meow for more. But for some reason, the humans keep telling me I have food and I'm not getting any more until I eat what I have. But I want more gravy. So I keep on meowing.
Life is so unfair around here. What does a girl have to do to get a bit of gravy. I've been thinking - I'll be 18 in a week. And I know when you turn 18 there is all kinds of stuff you can do, you are an "adult." And one of those things you can do is buy a lottery ticket. So my plan is this - buy a lottery ticket, win, and then have all the gravy my heart (or stomach) desires!!! I'm thinking this is a pretty good plan. I'm dreaming of endless bowls of gravy now.
I like your plan! I think it's only right that you get all the gravy you want!
Jez, I hope you get lots and lots of gravy on your 18th birthday! Woohoo, the big one eight! Keep eating your food along with the gravy, okay?
Oh, I am eating my food too. I just want more gravy on it - maybe something that would constantly re-gravyify it would be good! That's supposed to be my humans, but they don't seem willing.
This is a brilliant plan Jezebel. I'm not going to be 18 for several years so I'll have to wait a while. My brother always licks up all the gravy from our nom noms and then leaves the rest for me, who wants nom noms without gravy? If I give you some moneys will you get me some lottery tickets too?
Ok Simone, I'll be buying 'em next Saturday. I'm hoping we can win so we can get the gravy we deserve!
The gravy sounds good. Do you think you could send some over here? My Mom has been on a health binge for me. All I'm getting is Iams and Natural Balance.
Jezzy you don't look a day over 14! Seriously! You're as beautiful as a spring chicken.
Pass the gravy.
The gravy is the best part! Dad puts a little warm water in the empty can & swishes it around to make a little extra gravy for me! I slurp up the gravy first & eat the food afterwards.
I'm with you, Jez! I love the gravy. I lick up the gravy, then try to bury the food. :) Have you had the FF Gravy Lover's? It's good but it still has chunks of food in it. Why don't they just put GRAVY in the can??
You and I have something in common! Daddy puts our cans out, I lap up the gravy, then go eat kibble!!!
Go for it Jez! :))
I hates chunky foods but do luvs the gravy part! But mom says there's no gravy in our house for me. :(
Hope you get lots of gravy on your birthday!
Gravy is yummy, of course food is too! Hope you get all the gravy you desire and win the lotto too!
That is a super idea Jez. You'll have an endless supply. gosh next week I think Tuxs is next week. He'll have to send you a prezzie.
Yummy stuff that gravy!
Hey - Mama does that too, with putting some warm water in the can and swishing it around to get more gravy out of it. They must know about the gravy thing!