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The Not-So-Great Escape

March 26th 2011 10:11 pm
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It was a beautiful and warm March day here in Texas. And the wind was blowing and my mom had left the front door unlocked. And when it blew open, out I went. It was so nice to be outside. I was planning on getting one of those birdies I'd been watching through the window. I was once an Expert Huntress Bird Killer and Decapitator and I'm pretty sure I could still do it. But I didn't get the chance! Mom noticed the open door, then ran looking for me. And that dog, Finley, finked me out by coming right towards me! What a little weasel! After I let her share my ottoman, this is how she treats me!! I was sitting right there in the flower bed, and I had to go back inside. I heard some talk about coyotes in the neighborhood and some not-so-friendly dogs and people who drive like maniacs. I'm sad I missed out on killing a birdie, guess I'll have to just dream about it unless the wind blows the door open again.

Purred by: Mr D - D'boat #19 (Catster Member)

March 26th 2011 at 10:52 pm

Naughty naughty but at least you are safe now
Purred by: Lisa P

March 26th 2011 at 10:57 pm

That stinks Jezebel but honestly we don't want you up here at the bridge anytime soon so we're glad your mommy is so strict with you. The last thing you want is to be munched like a chew toy by coyotes.
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 12:17 am

Ah Jez, I'm sorry you didn't get to kill your birdie. But at least you're home where it's safe! Outside sounds scary!
Purred by: Tilly (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 2:09 am

Jez, it is a terrible world out there, mommy let me in garden yesterday whilst being supervised, but naughty me, over the fence and running down the street with mommy in chase.

Yep back inside until mommy buys a leash. They only have our wellbeing at heart even though we are both only able to watch birdies from indoors :o)

love Tilly xx
Purred by: Gypsy (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 4:55 am

Jez, take it from me, a fellow tortie, and former outside stray. STAY INSIDE!!! It looks nice from the window, but that's all. I won't go near the door when daddy comes in or out. I've learned...inside is GREAT!!!
Purred by: Smokie Boo Dreamboat #104b (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 5:36 am

Jez, it's dangerous out there! Maybe your mom could take you out in a stoller or on a leash where she could protect you! I used to live outside, but wouldn't go out without my person-I stay inside here.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 6:37 am

Jezebel, I know we have been feeling the call too, but it's just to dangerous. Be safe babydoll.

Finley sounds like Diamond, that would be just the same thing she would do. I can't decide..are they like that cause they are really dumb or are they super smart and just play it out like they are dumb? Either way dogs love to cause problems for us cats.
Purred by: Ingen (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 7:29 am

Jen tells me it's skeery outside (I's on'y 'lowed ina back yard). She say dere is loud cars, big dogs and mean peeples. I guess it skeers our peeples when we goes out dere. They worries 'bout us alla times.
As fur Finley, she was jus' doin what her mama wanted her to do--Fin' Jezebel. Dogs are not like us cats--dey listens & 'beys the peeples.
Purred by: Ashlynne (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 8:28 am

The next time she wants to share your ottoman, you could BOP Finley for rattin' on you! (We're glad you're safe back inside, though!)
Purred by: Pixie (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 11:42 am

Dogs! You can't trust them! You were a good girl though for going back inside!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 12:23 pm

I am glad you had to go back inside...too many awful things could have happened to you...and we like to watch the birdies, if you eat one then we can't watch it anymore...MOL!
Purred by: Skylar db#39A (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 7:13 pm

We are glad you are back safe and's a rough world out there. Purrs, Skylar
Purred by: ♥ Nina ♥ rehomed (Catster Member)

March 27th 2011 at 7:17 pm

Guess I'm not the only escape artist after all. X3
Purred by: Lisa P

March 27th 2011 at 7:19 pm

Oh noooo, Jezzy here is very good at this. Aren't ya Jezz!!?? MOL
Purred by: Alex R

March 28th 2011 at 7:24 pm

Lucky Girl! You got to be outside for a little while anyway. They always catch me before I get any time by myself - darn it! Well, your friends are right after all - we're both better off not running around loose out there. But I sure would like to go out, too!!!
Purred by: Tigger (Catster Member)

April 4th 2011 at 5:16 am

I used to catch birds. And I snuck outside a couple of times last week. But Dad always catches me.
Never trust a dog...they will rat you out every time!


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