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Demanding?February 11th 2011 5:46 pm[ View A Comments (7) ]
Me??? Demanding momma? I don't think so. I think I am just a poor innocent STARVING kitty who just wants a little bit of Fancy Feast. I know I had some five minutes ago, but really, what else are you doing. Whatever it is, it doesn't look that important to me. I know something much more important, and it involves following me to the kitchen to get me some Fancy Feast. I know my meows are loud, I have worked for almost 18 years perfecting them into a perfect "NOW!" Do you understand what that means?? "NOW!" means feed me Fancy Feast now. Do you understand yet?
MEROUW-MIAOW-MEOW! Go and give them a paw lashing or two, along with your yowl-ly meows! MOL! Oh my catness I know just what you mean! Sometimes all I want is a little nom nom, and they won't feed me! They say I'm a chunky monkey and don't need any more nom noms. The nerve! I feel for you Jezebel. We should all get together and make a recording of all our angry demands, then when the humans don't feed us, play that. Imagine it, dozens and dozens of angry kitties demanding nom noms. The humans can't ignore us then!!! You'd think that these Hunan Beans, with THEIR OWN constant demands of "More" & "Now", would be able to get on the ball for a simple priority like this.....WTM??????? prrrrp, Tink You're funny, Jezebel! I love that...your meow turned into "NOW"! Fancy Feast can do that! There's nothing I won't do for more Fancy Feast! And I only like it fresh from the can. If it's more than 5 minutes old, I must have a new can! Why is that so hard for humans to understand? Thats right!!! You're a Southern Belle! I have yet to meet one that doesn't know what she wants and gets it!!! By the way, you like Chicken? You having any? I would come over if you were having chicken. I like Chicken Fancy Feast too!! What about you? Oh, I love chicken! My favorite is when I get chicken livers! YUM!! Chicken flavored Fancy Feast is pretty good too! |
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February 11th 2011 at 6:02 pm