December 20th 2010 1:04 pm
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Piss is a stinky thing
And it makes a smelly ring
'Round the humans' bed
It'll make them wish they were dead

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

The smell of pee is strong
People say that it is wrong
I broke the rules and laws
And now mom's telling Santa Paws

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
And it stinks

Purred by: River (Catster Member)

December 20th 2010 at 1:25 pm

Oh my catness! What a silly song! I'm sure your peoples don't like it, but I think it's great. I live in a city famous for Johnny Cash - Folsom! Mommy is always singing the real version of that song - I'm going to teach her this one instead!

Purred by: ❀ Jezebel DG 29 ❀ (Catster Member)

December 20th 2010 at 2:41 pm

Yeah, I sprayed my dad's work files and the clean laundry - I am definitely on the Naughty List now.

Purred by: Tigger (Catster Member)

December 20th 2010 at 2:47 pm

Not the clean laundry! Yeah,that's a big move on Santa's list,from Nice to Bad Cat! Bad,Bad Cat!!!(I've heard that before!) Maybe we should find some more cats who write songs & put out an album!