Only The Good Die Young

Ring of Pee (a new song by Jezebel)

December 20th 2010 1:04 pm
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Piss is a stinky thing
And it makes a smelly ring
'Round the humans' bed
It'll make them wish they were dead

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

The smell of pee is strong
People say that it is wrong
I broke the rules and laws
And now mom's telling Santa Paws

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
And it stinks

 
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

December 20th 2010 at 9:25 pm

Oh my catness! What a silly song! I'm sure your peoples don't like it, but I think it's great. I live in a city famous for Johnny Cash - Folsom! Mommy is always singing the real version of that song - I'm going to teach her this one instead!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

December 20th 2010 at 10:41 pm

Yeah, I sprayed my dad's work files and the clean laundry - I am definitely on the Naughty List now.
Purred by: Tigger (Catster Member)

December 20th 2010 at 10:47 pm

Not the clean laundry! Yeah,that's a big move on Santa's list,from Nice to Bad Cat! Bad,Bad Cat!!!(I've heard that before!) Maybe we should find some more cats who write songs & put out an album!
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

December 20th 2010 at 11:47 pm

Your mom told Santa Paws?! Oh no! I bet he'll like your song, so it'll be ok!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

December 21st 2010 at 1:25 am

Your piddly spray may not have been appawsiated, but when the song becomes a hit...well they will ask for more...perhaps or perhaps, not! MOL!
Purred by: Midnight - DG #9 (Catster Member)

December 22nd 2010 at 11:00 pm

Yes, I'm a bad girl...I pee on the rug. Mommy is always spraying.
Purred by: Samsara (Catster Member)

December 25th 2010 at 3:07 pm

Ooh, can I sing that song too, Jezzie? Giggles.

Greeeow!

 

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