Huggie Bear Zeke's Diary

The Creation of Cats

May 3rd 2012 3:04 pm
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On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might play with it, or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litter box.



So I ask are us cats superior! we have a great life with humans at our beck and call...we sleep all day and play at night...

I think we are!!!!!well to dogs anyway!!!!! We are smarter by far!

Zeke

 
Purred by: Moppie DB 48 (May 2011 - Dec 2 (Catster Member)

May 3rd 2012 at 5:48 pm

I love this! The third day is funny, Mol! I have to admit I'm glad God made humans to serve us! So much nicer then having to fend for ourselves.
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

May 3rd 2012 at 9:31 pm

MOL!!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

May 4th 2012 at 2:01 am

MOL!
Purred by: Ashlynne (Catster Member)

May 4th 2012 at 6:02 am

MOL! Love it!
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May 4th 2012 at 6:40 am

Hahahahaha!! Mol`

This is pawesome!!

Love & Purrs,
Dante
Purred by: Laura W

May 4th 2012 at 9:01 am

this be rockin buddy !!! high paws two ewe on this one !! grate post :) !!!!
Purred by: Teebo - Dreamboat #66 (Catster Member)

May 4th 2012 at 11:06 am

LOVE this!
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73A (Catster Member)

May 4th 2012 at 1:50 pm

MOL~! ZEKE~! CAT'z R SO SUPERIOR Dood~!! I'z rollin' n mommy iz chucklin' so hard now~! Ha, potential food, dat remindz me...I must check da keetchin fur full foodage bowl rite now!!
Heheheeh~! So true, 'bout da doggie part~!!!

Purrz on pal,
MILO
Purred by: Rex (Catster Member)

May 5th 2012 at 3:30 pm

You sure have that right, we cats rule.

Purrs Rex

 

Zeke


 

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