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That's what my daddy said tonight!. I guess it's the way I abruptly stop when he speaks to me, then the big eyes I give him when I talk back to him, or the way I follow mum around the house, or the way I pick a fight with my older brofur. Apparently I act like a two-year old when I get right up close and stare at them, then knock things off the side table until they feed me. Of course most of the time they won't feed me until about 15 minutes after I quit with the knocking things over so I don't associate it with food. But I know....I know...
nananananana...Soon, I roll over, back scratch, and stretch just to here my humans say...he's lucky he's so cute or... then Mum feeds me.
My humans have enjoyed three nights of uninterrupted sleep now. Well! I say, enough of this! I figured out Mum's been putting my Elavil into my food at nighttime feeding. So tonight I refused to eat, but this is where I figure Mum is smarter than me. She knows I love food so much, I mean I live for food, so she put a bit of no-medicated food over top and when I still wouldn't eat it--she hand fed two bites and I caved--I ate the whole thing.
So I was out of it for three days--I mean really out of it. I slept like 23/24 hrs. a day. Then all of a sudden I got used to this medication. I greeted Mum at the door by speeding past her as she was bringing in the groceries--sped right into rush hour traffic right across 4 lanes of traffic and under a bus--Mum started screaming. Then all of a sudden, I appear from under the tires of a parked car in front of our place. She opened the door wide and I rushed back inside, held my tail high as if to say, "It was just a big joke!".
Then I heard Mum go on and on to Dad about how she can't take this anymore. That medication was to slow me down, blah, blah, blah...!
Well I hardly even swallow that medication. Mum went to the trouble to order it in liquid form since pilling me in the past proved impossible. So With the liquid--I still give Mum and Dad trouble. She quirts it in but I hold it and let it foam up around my lips and spit it onto the counter. I heard her say she'll try 2ml. at a time tonight--she has to catch me first!!!
Okay. So now I need a shrink. You'd think my mum would be happy that I miss her when she goee out, when she leaves the room, when she goes to bed, when she's sleeping.
She had me in the vet again today and had a whole new battery of blood tests taken, including the one for hyperthyroidism--okay I pace a lot when I'm hungry. And yes I meowl in the night for more food--how can you blame me--she doesn't feed me enough---oh yeah so I'm a little overweight. Bottom line I don't have hyper whatever you call it, I'm just hyper!
Yeah I beat up my brofur, Colorado, more than I should but it's so much fun!
And Mum and Dad say they aren't getting enough sleep. So why don't they just take more naps during the day like I do?
So tomorrow I start on MEDICATION. This better not change the perfect personality that I am.
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