I need my sleep!

Well, I am writing on barely any sleep! I only got 16 hours of sleep yesterday instead of my usual 18 because that idiotic beast of a dog kept me up all night! He kept barking and barking and BARKING. At what? I don't know! I didn't hear anything, and frankly, I didn't care if I did! I wanted my sleep. I could tell that girl was getting upset as well because she kept making angry-sounding noises. I was hoping she would go downstairs and hit that stupid thing on the noggin with a big stick...but she didn't. Damn, I wish I had opposable thumbs!

And to top it all off, that little cat (who thinks she runs the place, by the way) is back! I don't know where she goes, but some days she's here, other days she's not. It's so hard for me to relax. I am very stressed out right now.

(YAWN) Well, I'm off to catnap.

My eye is gooey...

It snowed outside for the first time this year, and I think I could feel the cold from inside. I swear those humans need to put in better insulation! Now I'm no contractor, but I know a draft when I feel one. And I may not be able to say, "HEY! Shut that door! We aren't heating the outside here!", but I feel like they've known me long enough to be able to see what I'm thinking.

That girl (who I guess is my favorite human) continues to pick me up and put me places. One minute, I'm walking to my food dish, the next I'm up in the air traveling upstairs or across the room! I tell you, I get so disoriented I just end up staying wherever she puts me. I guess I don't mind too much, though, because she seems to protect me from that dog and other annoyances. I just wish she'd stop bringing that strange monster that makes all the noise out to run across all the soft floors. I will never see the point of something that loud and frightening.

Also, another grievance is that my left eye is watery and gooey at the moment. I don't know why, but that girl seems fascinated by putting two drops of some stuff that stings in it at odd intervals during the day. Maybe it was her that made it like this in the first place! I guess not...maybe she is trying to fix it, but I can't see how putting more liquid in my eye is going to stop it from watering. Oh well! I will never understand these upright animals.

Oh, great. Here she comes again! I imagine she will be picking me up and taking me somewhere else right about n...