Timo's Tall Tales

Story Time - Elsie

February 18th 2012 10:32 am
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Die Ilse, die Ilse
keiner will se.
Da kam der Koch
und nahm sie doch,
weil sie so nach Käse roch.
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The Elsie, the Elsie
nobody wants her.
Then came the cook
and her he took
because she smelled like cheese a lot.

The moral of the story: If you smell like cheese, the cook in your house will like you.

 
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

February 18th 2012 at 10:58 am

Das war un uber und zuss gedicht, Timo!

My moral is...If you smell like Kase, the cook might *use* you!

Do you smell like cheese, that might get die mause interested in you...

(sorry we don't have those German symbols, like umlauts...)
Purred by: Gleek (Catster Member)

February 18th 2012 at 11:03 am

That's a good one, Timo! MOL!
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

February 18th 2012 at 11:18 am

Um, no I don't smell like cheese. Mom won't buy that new Fancy Fest with cheese in it for me. Mom's feet smell like cheese sometimes.

Pipo, you can type Umlauts just by holding down 'ALT' with one paw and then typing a combination of numbers with the other paw. ä is ALT 0228, ö ALT 0246 and ü ALT 0252.
I didn't know that either. Samsara Bürtzel told me.

Hi Gleek *waves*
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

February 18th 2012 at 11:28 am

Thanks, Timo! I told meowmy to write those down fur future reference.

But it doesn't seem to work here on FF...whatevfur!
She tried to do it in the fur...
lets see
fur
fr

nope, it doesn't show up...do you use IE or another browser?
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

February 18th 2012 at 2:22 pm

We use Firefox, Pipo. We love our Fox. These codes are for the PC. If you are using a Mac the codes are different.
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

February 18th 2012 at 2:31 pm

Hmmm...this borrowed 'puter is a windows PC but its old and a lap top, meowmy has noticed some oddities about it...sigh...oh well, when the big one is up and running again we will have another go at it!
Thanks for the info, though!

Hugs!
Purred by: Laura W

February 18th 2012 at 2:42 pm

n if it looks like a burd N sounds like a burd N flies like a burd, itza a stooooooooopid burd....
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

February 19th 2012 at 12:00 am

MOL!!! What is the furst language!!!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

February 19th 2012 at 3:53 am

oh dears... on of my many aunts is named Elsie! hehehe!
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

February 19th 2012 at 7:34 am

Tabbies - I knew your moral of the story always includes burds.
Purrince Tao - it's German.
River - Is your Auntie married to a cook?
Purred by: ishtar *proud wobnapt* (Catster Member)

February 19th 2012 at 9:34 am

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))

you should see me when she says "KÄSEPASTE"???
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

February 19th 2012 at 2:05 pm

No.... but her boyfriend just took her to adopt a new bunny rabbit for Valentine's Day!

 

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